Jessica's Blog

Probably one of the most okay people you’ll ever meet.

[ruinedchildhood]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[montypla]

a true hero

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

Gods bless him.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[speckster]

A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D 

[cantinasband]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[hydro-homies]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I’m grampa

[yamcha]

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

[utteradoxography]

cool pics but at what cost

[goon]

That green guy needs to be stopped he can’t keep getting away with this

[invaderxan]

[why-d0-i-exist]

My heart

[freak-priest]

gOD HE’S SO TEENY

[rosewater1997]

me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[meangirlnurse]

current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor

[meangirlnurse]

for whatever reason i thought the most efficient way to open a bag of salad was to hold it out in front of me in one hand and then stab it with a fork and tear like an animal eviscerating prey and then i just stood there and watched an endless salad avalanche pour onto the floor for like 30 seconds before i understood what was happening and why 

[meangirlnurse]

for the record this is exactly how it went