My bedside lamp essentials in case I have an asthma attack or want to jerk off or want to put on a hat or get bored of jerking off and want to play with a ant from the dollar store.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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My bedside lamp essentials in case I have an asthma attack or want to jerk off or want to put on a hat or get bored of jerking off and want to play with a ant from the dollar store.
biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all
BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man
TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy
[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]
BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong
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the thing about israel and palestine is that only one side has the power to end the conflict. israel could end the occupation, end the blockade, stop the settlements, stop the apartheid, and let palestinians return to their stolen homes. an end to israeli violence--to israeli occupation of palestine--would mean an end to the conflict. an end to palestinian violence, on the other hand, would see the bombings and evictions and ethnic cleansing continue unabated. so when someone calls for "an end to violence on both sides" remember that only one side can end 'the violence'--all the other can do is roll over and die.
like, you think it's bad that hamas are extremely reactionary religious fundamentalists? okay, me too! however if you want to foster progressive and humane forces in palestinian politics the first step is to stop keeping millions of people in an open air concentration camp that's bombed daily and steps two through one hundred are dismantling the israeli apartheid state. but of course the 'end to violence' people aren't advocating that because they don't really want an end to violence, just for the israeli colonial project to proceed unimpeded and for palestinians to politely not make a fuss about their own genocide
[ID: A tweet by Belal Aldabbour @Belalmd12 that reads “Soon, the last sliver of electricity and connection will be exhausted. If I die, remember that I, we, were individuals, humans, we had names, dreams, and achievements, and our only fault was that we were just classified as inferior.” End ID]
To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard
this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it
do not ask me to condemn retaliatory violence from a people shouldering ongoing genocide. i want the Haitian revolution to happen for shackled people everywhere. i hope every occupied colony on earth produces their very own Dessalines. i’m just silly like that.
There's a difference between rioting and destroying government buildings and stuff and kidnapping and murdering civilians. Even if Hamas somehow "frees Palestine" it's probably gonna end up as a shitty authoritarian government. Responding to genocide with another genocide solves nothing.
let me give you some context. clearly, no one has demystified this to you.
after toussaint successfully helped organize a violent revolt that resulted in the independence of haiti, he was arrested and murdered, then napoleon sent troops to haiti in an effort to re-institute slavery again. dessalines responded by withdrawing the modicum of mercy his former leader displayed, because showing civility wouldn’t stop the french from attempting to enslave them again. if dessalines didn’t order the execution of the slave-holding class in haiti, including their families, my people would still be slaves right now. the haitian revolution is directly responsible for the abolition of slavery in all of the americas. it sent a shockwave of terror through the veins of every colonizer in the americas and stood as a beacon of hope for every enslaved african at the time (shoutout to nat turner). i’m free to be here typing this on a computer machine in 2023 because a group of brave africans got organized and took off some colonizer’s scalp in 1804 and sent a ripple effect of fear through the west. idk about you, but i’m here because my ancestors retaliated, by any means necessary. the Palestinians’ fighting back is long, long overdue. they don’t need anyone’s approval to free themselves or die trying, much like my ancestors did. your liberal moralizing is lost on me.
has anyone ever died from gooning
When my old gooning buddy Jake was going thru the hardest sesh of his life he was going mad and shit because he was clogged as fuck and he started deastroying shit since he couldnt get that sweet release he was trying to get for days i shit u not our sesh lasted 5 days straight and it wasnt until he took the 6th tina puff on the final day when the devil inside him awakened and i could see it in his eyes it was time for me to put him down old yellar style so that was when i knocked him out with my megaton blast punch to knock him out and then i brought him to my drive way to run him over til he was gone for good sorry buddy but its the way to have to be
It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn
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the swordsmanship:
Neighborhood watch, Tye Martinez
All gary ever fucking says is meow
the fuck yoou want that little guy to say huh ? the bible? you want that slug in the chapel
they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo
sorry..