And On The 8th Day, God Made Memes

[kaijuno]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

[egobuzz]

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

[egobuzz]

[remember-you-will-die]

OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences.

[rad-dixie-deactivated20190401]

Shut up Luther

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

its a two for one special today folks 

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[tenlayerburrito-deactivated2013]

A “cathedral mound” created by termites

[duke-of-derpington]

Termites have become Christian

[gamecubewizard]

ant pope

[teenagerposts]

explaining the doctrine of the trinity

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[straightboyfriend2]

Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool:

[straightboyfriend2]

This is the funniest fucking tag on this post

[thoodleoo]

how exactly could one ask for feet pics in latin? i messaged the pope on twitter but he wont respond so im thinking that he might if i ask him again but in latin

[caecilius-est-pater]

If you want to demand them: mitte mihi picturas pedum (“send foot pics”), and if you want to be a little more polite about it because, you know, it’s the Pope, maybe something like mittas mihi picturas pedum, si placet (“could you send foot pics if that’s alright?”)

[lesbiantiana]

some of you never got your lips stuck in a gate ten days after you turned 8 and your friends all laughed and you just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and you had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and you couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both your lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and you only knew like three words in polish except now you know four because oscar taught you the word for lip, “usta”

and it shows

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Thank you, people in the notes, for clarifying this is about Veggie Tales. It’s amazing how that makes it absolutely more baffling.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[geniusoflove]

god i love christian memes im so sorry

[geniusoflove]

compilation

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[weirdmageddon]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

[fetidmoppet]

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]