Memes 4 Christians

[johnnycrass]

[me as one of jesus’s disciples] so yeah just to piggyback off of what christ was saying

[thatoddboy]

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

[furrama]

Hey guys, I’m finally back from talking to The Lord on the mountai-

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y’ALL DOING DOWN HERE?

[thatoddboy]

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!

[courier-jackalope]

[pickledchickenetti]

Y’all I’m DYING 😂😂

[belalugosishreds]

I like catholic imagery so much because I have sexual guilt and repressed trauma about my existence. Next

[spaghetti-botticelli]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

[b-rainrot]

[straightboyfriend2]

Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool:

[straightboyfriend2]

This is the funniest fucking tag on this post

[journeymanfool]

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

[infinitywithoutparallel]

Wtf does this mean

[journeymanfool]

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

[journeymanfool]

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[serpents-fr]

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

[roaminromans]

[raptorific]

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

[potatoochann]

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

[raptorific]

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

[blueboy1299]

[anexperimentallife]

[amorphoussystem-deactivated2024]

reverse communion

[doom-patrol-deactivated20220601]

i cannot believe depeche mode invented Jesus

[tekknocrat-deactivated20250624]

Jesus was actually invented long before, but the Personal Jesus didn’t gain popularity until the late 80s when Jesuses finally became compact and affordable enough for the family home.

[afro-elf]

megachurch pastors: i will see you all in heaven!

God:

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[hostilemuppet]

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art critic in the 1800s: hmm im liking the overtones of guilt & sacrifice but i think its missing a lil smth…

Belgian sculptor just trying to make enough money to pay a good leech doctor so he doesnt die of consumption: like what?

Catholic art critic: ass