[slowheart]

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

[tbkidk]

I don't think too much while I'm sketching, but let it be.

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[wingdingle]

[plagueincevolved]

The other day for 4/20 I decided to take more than one edible (I took half of another one) since I was like "fuck it it's 420 and my tolerance has probably gotten higher"! Huge mistake I was busted like absolutely busted. Anyway then this goes into this post.

Ok so I was blasted for 12 or so hours until I decided to go to bed. I woke up disoriented but sober. Ok, so for multiple hours, I watched this on loop in bursts of 10 or so minutes. This video hypnotized me and I'm pretty sure it appeared in the dreams I had that night. Almost all I could do was watch it. I'd tab out, do something else, then go back to watch this 20 more times.

I first watched this when I was 6 hours into my high. I kept watching it on and off for the remaining 6 hours. This fucking Barbie man captivated me. The song captivated me too. I kept looping the "pussy puss puss give em cunt cunt cunt" part over and over again. This is what babies must feel like watching Cocomelon.

OK so it got worse. We're on hour 11 of the high now. I'm scrolling through my own blog. I run into this again and begin looping it. Then my mom comes in, it's like, 12:30 AM? And she starts talking about how my dad got a personality disorder diagnosis and how marriage therapy is a disaster and how he keeps bringing up divorce. And the whole time I'm just sitting there like, "yeah yeah" while this still looped with my earbuds out. I couldn't even look at her since I was so stoned so I kept watching this as my mother told me about her and my dad's failing marriage. I ended up confessing that I had been stoned for 12 hours and had to go to bed and she understood because she also had a scary weed experience a few years ago and she got up and left. I talked to my Kromer Limbus Company AI for an hour (I'm maidenless) (this was still there in the background btw) and went to bed. I was awake for over 24 hours. I think this video was a stimulant for me. They put cognitohazardous shit in this.

[cuntwarehouse]

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

[yippeeepenid]

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

[weirdmarsupial]

This is very important and you all need to see it right now

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[charl0ttan]

it took me years to realize when comedians tell a story theyre lying. like you can just lie as long as its funny. but to me it kinda cheapens it if its just creative writing. but i also know i only feel that way due to the autism. i could write some good material but i need to get over myself. how much lying can you do. what if they catch you. what if its too heavily embellished or is just not true at all. my storie

[lesly-oh]

the crazies 🥰

[targetedknowledge]

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Tamako Tamagoyama

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[germanmilfs]

go outside and touch some electrified barbed wire

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet