Perhaps Perez Hilton should be more concerned with not being an enormous bag of dicks for his children, since I’m pretty sure he’s already friggin’ rich.
im fat, ill say whatever i want. some yall are TO fat. yeah i know, shocking, turns out being fat is literally bad for you. bad for me to, but i dont care i like steak and eggs! but for real here, lets be 100% honest. youd take the money. shut up. you would. we all would. the countries about to be broke. youd take the money. i dont care about the drama or perez. dont even know who that is....at all....let him have the money, who cares if hes rich? maybe he wants his kids to be rich to, i dont know, fuck it, let him have it, it wasnt going to go to anyone who wasnt already rich anyways, none yall woulda got it, it wouldnt of been donated. ever. let the man fuckin have it, itll be worth like a penny in two dame years anyways at this rate, youd take the money, you can lie and say you wouldnt, but you would, we all would, fuck it, i changed my mind, perez whoeve rthe fuck they are CANT have, im taking it, thats my money now, ill promote whatever the fuck, a pill that when swallowed somehow kills a donkey in Egypt? fuck it, promoted. give me that “ evil money” ill fucking take it, i need it, im literally surrounded by heroin addicts that leave their needles in my grass, i have like 2 cents to my name and two other mouths to feed, ill take that evil ass money, i dont give a shit, fuck it, no one famious can have any more promotions of things that yall have issue with, only i can promote it, give me your evil money, i want it, dont give a fuck about the kids i want to live god danmit, they can grow up and fix their own danm selfs like we had to, give me the evil money, ill be the soul bad guy on the planet, i want to be able to buy a 25$ steak without having to work over time for a year to make it financially stable. fuck you, fuck your kid, buy this hand melting cream only 89.95 with shipping and handling, you need it, new POWERSUK , it will literally MELT YOUR BONES , only 5.88!! for the love of fuck cancle your wedding and buy the new anti depressant , liteyourselfonfiredoxiantone , only 999.92!!! i aint got kids to feed but id like a better house than not OWNING ONE, give me your evil money, and i will personally lite mexico on FIRE, only 5.43! its a billion dollor value for the low price of striving off my inevitable death for one more day! evil money R me! a family bussiness sense right now! call now and ill stab you in the BALLS! feed my greed AND my family! only 6.66 with purchase of half a soul! evil money R me, we’ll take your money! and buy a fucking HOUSE, hell we’ll buy YOU a house, give us your money and we’ll buy TWO houses and lite the extra one FIRE to cook a pig! IM LITERALLY THAT DESPERATE TO HAVE SECURITY! ILL KILL ALL OF ISIS WITH A LIMP HARRING! hell ill take ISIS’ money! give me money! and ill peronally chop down the mightyest tree in the woods with a axe MADE OF WOOD! ill chug flex seal through my ASSHOLE for 100$!!! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD AGAIN BITCH! ill lick obamas left tit and kick him in the BABY MAKER! for 99cents! my ass cant buy SHIT and i work like a horse! except unlike that horse, literally no one gives a rats ass! because if they did id at least have a nice juicy rat ass to eat! fuck it, forget money! just give me your rats! im fucking hungry! only 7.99! ill EAT YOUR RAT!! call today!!!!






























