friendly hauntings

a boo for you, won't you boo me to?

[mind--master]

[eternalanimation]

[atopfourthwall]

Perhaps Perez Hilton should be more concerned with not being an enormous bag of dicks for his children, since I’m pretty sure he’s already friggin’ rich.

[jetyozuma]

im fat, ill say whatever i want. some yall are TO fat. yeah i know, shocking, turns out being fat is literally bad for you. bad for me to, but i dont care i like steak and eggs! but for real here, lets be 100% honest. youd take the money. shut up. you would. we all would. the countries about to be broke. youd take the money. i dont care about the drama or perez. dont even know who that is....at all....let him have the money, who cares if hes rich? maybe he wants his kids to be rich to, i dont know, fuck it, let him have it, it wasnt going to go to anyone who wasnt already rich anyways, none yall woulda got it, it wouldnt of been donated. ever. let the man fuckin have it, itll be worth like a penny in two dame years anyways at this rate, youd take the money, you can lie and say you wouldnt, but you would, we all would, fuck it, i changed my mind, perez whoeve rthe fuck they are CANT have, im taking it, thats my money now, ill promote whatever the fuck, a pill that when swallowed somehow kills a donkey in Egypt? fuck it, promoted. give me that “ evil money” ill fucking take it, i need it, im literally surrounded by heroin addicts that leave their needles in my grass, i have like 2 cents to my name and two other mouths to feed, ill take that evil ass money, i dont give a shit, fuck it, no one famious can have any more promotions of things that yall have issue with, only i can promote it, give me your evil money, i want it, dont give a fuck about the kids i want to live god danmit, they can grow up and fix their own danm selfs like we had to, give me the evil money, ill be the soul bad guy on the planet, i want to be able to buy a 25$ steak without having to work over time for a year to make it financially stable. fuck you, fuck your kid, buy this hand melting cream only 89.95 with shipping and handling, you need it, new POWERSUK , it will literally MELT YOUR BONES , only 5.88!! for the love of fuck cancle your wedding and buy the new anti depressant , liteyourselfonfiredoxiantone , only 999.92!!! i aint got kids to feed but id like a better house than not OWNING ONE, give me your evil money, and i will personally lite mexico on FIRE, only 5.43! its a billion dollor value for the low price of striving off my inevitable death for one more day! evil money R me! a family bussiness sense right now! call now and ill stab you in the BALLS! feed my greed AND my family! only 6.66 with purchase of half a soul! evil money R me, we’ll take your money! and buy a fucking HOUSE, hell we’ll buy YOU a house, give us your money and we’ll buy TWO houses and lite the extra one FIRE to cook a pig! IM LITERALLY THAT DESPERATE TO HAVE SECURITY! ILL KILL ALL OF ISIS WITH A LIMP HARRING! hell ill take ISIS’ money! give me money! and ill peronally chop down the mightyest tree in the woods with a axe MADE OF WOOD! ill chug flex seal through my ASSHOLE for 100$!!! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD AGAIN BITCH! ill lick obamas left tit and kick him in the BABY MAKER! for 99cents! my ass cant buy SHIT and i work like a horse! except unlike that horse, literally no one gives a rats ass! because if they did id at least have a nice juicy rat ass to eat! fuck it, forget money! just give me your rats! im fucking hungry! only 7.99! ill EAT YOUR RAT!! call today!!!!

[wishuponakiss-deactivated201908]

I can’t believe Spider-Man defeated not one but TWO Disney films and grabbed the Golden Globe

Oh my goodness I’m so happy *ugly sobbing*

[rootbeergoddess]

People don’t understand why this is a big deal.

Disney has a stranglehold on animation. Ya’ll remember when Frozen came out? Well when it won the Oscar for best-animated film, it was revealed that the people voting didn’t watch any of the other films. Frozen only won because of it’s brand name. For Spiderverse to defeat two Disney films is big because not only does it prove that animated movies feature people of color can be successful but it’s also showing that other animation companies have a chance.

[jetyozuma]

wasnt that good of a movie. just gunna say it, it looked like garbage and wasnt that great. im happy for them, but it wasnt at all any where near as good as all yall trying to force it to be, it was ight at best

[kadywicker]

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

[counter-target-spell]

Dont act like we didnt do a carameldansen or hare hare yukai

[jetyozuma]

as someone who doesnt even know what the second ones are and was calling you people out on your stupid crap from the start. yes. these kids are fucking cringy as hell, just because yall were also cringy doesnt mean they aint

[otakuconvention]

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

[brucebocchi]

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

[liho907lilo]

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

[gothtigger92-deactivated2021052]

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

[jedi-giraffe]

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

[therickmoranisversion]

Didn’t know any of this, but now that I do fuck yeah let’s kill Black Friday

[jetyozuma]

strep throat isnt contagious nor will it hospitalize you....

[everythingkin]

people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

It’s so cool how this is the website I voluntarily use every single day of my life as my primary social media

[jetyozuma]

...........shut up....

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

“You really think you’re getting out of here alive? Pathetic.”

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[niggazinmoscow]

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I’m fucking WHeEzing okayyyyyyyy

[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[slavery]

[keyintoilet]

The Evil Within’s Shade easter egg is amazing. Skip to 0:45 seconds if you want the payoff. 

edit: To get this to work you gotta hit the vending machine about 15 times then run over to the poster and it will fall to the ground revealing the peep hole. Chapter 3 of The Consequence DLC.

[hzs-modblog]

[1rk3n]

Metal Gear Solid, 1998

[strangesigils]

I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters. This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.

(UPDATE: Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes)

[randomcartoonbro]

@egyptian-pearl-witch

[chongoblog]

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat

[jetyozuma]

@ninjakid131-blog

[ask-the-toy-box]

Monsterarts figures I don’t want.

After the disappointing sequel to Godzilla Earth and the fact that he would be nothing but painful easily broken spikes I do not want this Mechagodzilla 

Minilla is ugly as sin, maybe the final wars version wouldn’t be bad but the classic one is well…

I’d buy Ebirah but I wouldn’t want to, it’s just a giant shrimp

I don’t want a damn dirty ape!

Titanosaurus sounds like a cat in a blender and he doesn’t look much better, this is one I just really hate.

The Gargantuas, yuck, just yuck. Also I’ve never seen the movie.

Frankenstein isn’t who you think of when you talk about giant monsters but there is a movie were the monster grows giant size and fights Baragon. It’s just an ugly guy in a caveman suit.

Gororin the evil cactus

[jetyozuma]

bullshit you dont want gororin

[r-michelle-a]

RUH ROW

(how scoob learned to talk)

[thekeatoncadet]

@lucklesslongshot

[lucklesslongshot]

[ aggressive cackling ]

[banzai-jinto]

WHY

[xehanortsreport]

Happy Dust Biting, Folks

[spamdini]

Omae wa mou niowanai = you are already odor-free

[pocmemes]

‘Black Panther’ opening skit at the 2018 MTV Movie and TV Awards