[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[omtai]

Nothing makes you think My One Precious Life. My One Precious Life Is Slipping Away And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It. quite like working a job does

[lopkelepke]

[boywrencher]

[biocrafthero]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[memeuplift]

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[bruzum]

[only-cat-memes]

[weirdvintage]

An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.

[tr-p-antoninvs-pivs]

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[secretgarden]

on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[crocanti]

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it