Jily And The Mauruders

Harry Potter. Jily and the Mauruders. Fuck yeah!! Jily and Dramione are my OTP Follow for Jily, Mauruders and HP stuff. Requests. Requests. Requests. Always open.

[jinxy-valentine]

Here’s to the places. To the school with moving staircases and the secret passageways. To the forest where no one dared to step, to creatures that lurked among its trees. Here’s to the bank with vaults of gold and the alley of shops that houses it. Here’s to No. 4 Privet Drive, to the Three Broomsticks, to the Ministry of Magic. To 12 Grimmauld Place and the Burrow. Here’s to the house where two parents died and the Dark Lord disappeared, the house where a story was born.

Here’s to the houses. To the lion’s roar and the eagle’s cry. To badgers and serpents. Here’s to gold and red, to yellow and black. Here’s to blue and bronze, to green and silver. Here’s to the Quidditch games and rivalries. The hourglasses and the founders. Here’s to Gryffindor and Slytherin. Here’s to Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.

Here’s to the items. To the letters carried by owls and the necklace that turned back time. To miniature dragons and golden balls with wings, to a hat that can sing. Here’s to the photographs that move and the potion that makes you lucky. To self-correcting quills and screaming plants. To golden coins and self-scrubbing dishes. Here’s to Butterbeer and the Daily Prophet. To Bertie Bott’s and Firebolts.

Here’s to the people. To the boys who died too young: the wolf, the stag, the rat, the wolf. To the woman with hair that changed colors. Here’s to the twins, the herbology teacher, and the house elf with a love for socks. Here’s to the professor who could turn into a cat. Here’s to the potion’s teacher who was corrupted by love and the ghost who lived in the bathroom. Here’s to the boy who lost his toad, to the girl with six brothers, and the Ravenclaw girl who loved her friends. Here’s to Voldemort. To Draco and Dumbledore. Here’s to Cedric, and Cho, and Fleur. To Hermione and Ron. Here’s to the Boy Who Lived.

Here’s to the story. To the stone and the chamber. The prisoner and the goblet. Here’s to the order, the prince, and the Hallows. Here’s to “Always.” To “All was well.” Here’s to the lightning scar. To Harry Potter.

Here’s to 20 years.

[muirin007]

Is Sirius Black neutered

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And all this does is break my heart. This is the Draco Malfoy that I fell head over heels for. :)

[tangentiallly]

Congrats on 500! For the headcanon thing: Draco+Hermione or pansy+Hermione Bye!

thank you!!! i’ll be doing Pansy/Hermione <3

this is also for @hprarepairnet and @slytherdornet ‘s Hogwarts Challenge!

Someone was sitting at Hermione’s usual spot in the library.

Granted, the library seats weren’t reserved or anything, and she knew that, logically, she didn’t have a claim on the seat. But she’d been sitting here for ages, she’d come here every single day and most people who came to the library knew that, 

so yes, even if logically, she did knew that she didn’t have a claim, emotionally, though, this was her seat.

And well, if it were anyone else sitting there, she would probably just sigh and find another seat but since it was Pansy Parkinson, who Hermione had never liked, and she knew that feeling was mutual,

she couldn’t help but feel that this was intentional malice on Parkinson’s part. 

Because there were so many seats in the library but Parkinson just happened to be in hers – this was unacceptable.

She was very, very sure that Parkinson was doing this on purpose, and Hermione definitely couldn’t let her win.

(A small voice inside her asked that how could Parkinson do this intentionally when she’d never come to the library before, it probably was just a coincidence. She ignored the voice.)

So Hermione strode forward and told Parkinson coolly, “Excuse me, but you’re in my seat.”

Parkinson raised her head lazily, her rich dark hair falling to the side, curling up slightly at the end. (No, Hermione wasn’t paying attention to Parkinson’s hair. She just happened to notice. That’s all.)

She arched a perfect eyebrow, her eyes slowng gazing Hermione in a fashion that suddenly unnerved Hermione, and drawled in a honey smooth voicet that wasn’t made Hermione felt unfair because such a horrible person shouldn’t be allowed to have such a nice voice, “Your seat, Granger? I don’t come to the library that often, but I’m pretty sure they don’t have designated seats.”

“Are you sure? As you’ve said, you don’t come to library that often.” Hermione couldn’t help asked, even if she thought it might be just a little petty.

Parkinson shrugged nonchalantly, “Shall we ask Madam Pince?”  And smirked at Hermione’s scowl, “I thought not.”

At this point, Hermione knew that she should probably just go and find another seat, but she didn’t want to let Parkinson win this easily, so she tried, “There are plenty other empty seats around here, maybe you should find another one.”

Parkinson’s smirk got wider, (and Hermione’s gaze definitely did not linger too long on Parkinson’s lips), and then she said, “Maybe you should, Granger.”

Hermione glared, unwilling to back down, and Parkinson leaned back against the chair comfortingly, “It’s amusing you’re so possessive over a chair, Granger. But you and I both know very well that you do not have a claim upon it, no matter how many times you’ve sat on it in the past. So I’ve no obligation to leave.”

Hermione hated that Parkinson was right.

“However, since I’m feeling generous, let me just say I wouldn’t mind if you sit here on this seat.”

Hermione felt slightly surprised, but also pleased, thinking that she had finally won.  However, a few seconds later, it become clear that Parkinson didn’t have any intention of moving.

At Hermione’s expectant look, Parkinson merely gave her a lazy grin. 

Feeling furious of being tricked, and thinking that Parkinson probably expect her to back away in defeat and Hermione just couldn’t have that happen, no she couldn’t –

she came to a decision that she was sure would surprise Parkinson, and sat onto Parkinson’s lap.

Parkinson, however, didn’t look surprised at all, as she remained grinning, and then purred like a very satisfied cat, “Nice, Granger.”

Hermione froze, and Parkinson drawled, “Well, aren’t you supposed to be studying, Granger?”

Hermione’s first instinct was to leave because it was ridiculous to be studying while sitting on Parkinson’s lap, and then the second instinct was that it was probably Parkinson’s way of driving her away from her seat and Hermione refused to back down. So ultimately, she stayed.

She pulled out her books and started studying, acting as if everything was normal, and trying to ignore her ridiculous position, but couldn’t help but feel Parkinson’s thighs beneath her, feel Parkinson’s breath just beside her.

And after an hour, she’d only progressed a page, which was rare for her to be this inefficient.

They remained like this for what seemed like forever to Hermione, and then curfew finally drew near.  Hermione pointedly stared at the clock, and Parkinson smiled innocently at her, waiting for her to say something.

Finally, Hermione gave in and spoke, tartly, “It’ll be curfew soon.”

“True,” Parkinson agreed, “you’ll have to get up first, though, as comfortable as my thighs are.”

Hermione blushed and stood up quickly, and Parkinson continued, “Well, it was nice, wasn’t it, Granger?  We should probably do this again sometime.”

Hermione blinked, shocked, and Parkinson gave her a saucy wink, and picked up her bag and left, leaving Hermione staring at the Slytherin girl’s back.

To her horror, she found that, despite all her logical sense screaming at her not to, she definitely wanted to do it again.

Bonus:

“Do you know if there’s a good way to get Granger to notice me?“

Blaise turned around, pulling away from Theo for a second and gave Pansy a speculative look, his mouth twitching in amusement, “Well, she’s always in the same seat when she’s in the library. So if you’re in her seat …”

“…then she definitely has to notice me,” Pansy finished, a grin slowly spreading across her. “Excellent.”

500 followers MMC headcanon celebration

[dendriite]

…It all makes sense now O.O 

[maadskittlez29]

[adidasandangelwings]

[fortheloveofotps]

WHAT IF WHEN THEYRE OLDER THEY GET TAKEN BACK TO NARNIA AND BECOME THE FOUR FOUNDING MOTHERS AND FATHERS AND CHANGE THEIR NAMES AND HOGWARTS IS REALLY IN NARNIA WHICH IS WHY MUGGLES CANT SEE IT

[elitefour-lorelei-deactivated20]

BUT REALLY THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THEIR PERSONALITIES REALLY GO WITH THE HOUSES. PETER IS THE COURAGEOUS ONE. SUSAN IS THE SMART ONE. EDMUND TOTALLY BETRAYED THEM AT OE POINT. AND LUCY IS THE SMALL UNDERESTIMATED ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AWESOME SOMETIMES.

[jelicoeroad-deactivated20160721]

“WHO IS REALLY AWESOME SOMETIMES” MAN WITHOUT LUCY THEY WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE GOTTEN TO NARNIA, SHE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND OUT ABOUT IT FIRST

[gaythorin]

BECAUSE HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

[gaykuvira]

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

[likeasistertohim]

OKAY WAIT A SECOND

EDMUND IS NOT A SLYTHERIN SIMPLY BECAUSE HE “BETRAYED THEM AT ONE POINT”

He’s a Slytherin because he’s ambitious and cunning. He knows what he wants and he’s been offered a way to get it. (And PS: he betrayed them because his siblings were totally rotten to him, and then he stumbled into this land where a nice woman gave him things and told him he was special, like the whole Death Eater thing, which means only that he was doing what he thought was better than being yelled at all day by his family.)

Slytherins are clever, shrewd, ambitious, and they are loyal to what serves them best. Edmund is also clever, ambitious, and has that element of trickery and mischief about him trademark of Slytherins. 

Sure, he screwed up. Not everyone’s perfect. He may have done something he wasn’t proud of, but here’s the thing:

He’s not proud of it. He’s ashamed of what he did. 

He comes back to Aslan’s camp and he looks at them apologetically. His look says, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I put you in danger and I’m sorry I messed up. 

He’s a brilliant, shrewd boy, and he checks himself and ends up fighting for the “good” side with the “good” Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.

So no, Edmund is not a Slytherin because he betrayed his family.

He’s a Slytherin because he’s cunning, ambitious, loyal to his cause (but can change), resourceful, and he’s a self-preserver. 

[iam-satan-lordofdarkness]

I FUCKING FOUND IT! ALSO THANK YOU^^^

[expectopaula]

Ok but the real question is whether Sirius black was a leather or jean jacket kind of guy

[straightfaxx]

Personally I imagine him to be a leather jacket guy because “it goes well with [his] hair”

[siriusblackfoot]

“Padfoot, as your best mate I feel obligated to let you know that you look like an absolute plonker in that leather jacket.”  

“You’re one to talk, Prongs, you wear denim on denim.”  

“It’s IN right now!”

[straightfaxx]

“Drop it, you both look daft!“

“Oh look who’s talking, Moony the only thing you ever wear is patterned jumpers.“

[siriusblackfoot]

“Well, I think you look great!”

“Thanks Wormtail, good to know one other person here has fashion sense.”

“Stuff it Prongs, he was talking to me.”

“You realize that’s coming from the bloke who wears corduroy pants, right?”

“Sorry Moony, I can’t hear you over the sound of your BELL BOTTOMS.”

“I wore those one time!!”

[amaranthinedraco]

he fucKING ACED IT

[drarrycontrary-blog]

Why are Kiss Cams at professional Quidditch matches not a popular HP fanfic trope yet????

[parseltonquinq]

IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN INSTEAD OF PANNING TO THE CROWD, THE KISS CAM FOCUSES ON THE TWO OPPOSING SEEKERS

[moonysdog]

BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS MAGICALLY FIXED TO SPOT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST CHEMISTRY 

[parseltonquinq]

IT GOT BETTER

[pretentious-git]

BUT IMAGINE IF THE TWO SEEKERS STOPPED AND STARED AT EACH OTHER, FIGURE ‘FINE. FUCK IT’ AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AS THEY START LEANING IN, THIER LIPS THIS FREAKIN CLOSE TO EACH OTHER THEN SUDDENLY ONE OF THE SEEKERS THROWS HIS ARMS OUT BARELY MISSING THE OTHER’S EAR, PULLS BACK, THE SNITCH IS IN HIS HANDS. HE WINKS, AND FLIES AWAY.

[snakeslovelions]

WERE TALKING ABOUT DRACO AND HARRY RIGHT? THERES NO WAY THAT IT’S NOT THOSE TWO. AND I FEEL LIKE HARRY WOULD BE THE ONE TO CATCH THE SNITCH AND DRACO’S JUST LIKE ‘FUCK YOU, POTTER, I’LL GET YOU BACK’ AND HARRY’S LIKE ‘OH GOOD I WANTED THAT KISS STILL’ AND DRACO JUST GOES GRYFFINDOR RED.

[synonym-for-life]

Oh Draco would be so PISSED. And pleased at the same time. He wouldn’t know what to do with himself.

[mollmaeve]

if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Kingley Shacklebolt is probably the best roommate ever. The reason he never gets mentioned as the fifth is because he doesn’t ask questions. The other five start disappearing all night every full moon during fifth year? He doesn’t care and doesn’t want to know. Walked in to find Sirius talking to a fucking deer in the dorm like it was James? Just keep moving and don’t make eye contact. James, Sirius and Peter leaving shit all over the floor? Combine forces with Remus to politely yet firmly remind them that we’re not living in a goddamn barn and your dirty underwear shouldn’t spend three weeks straight on the floor James.

Kingsley was, naturally, invited to the Potter-Evans wedding. The invitation was accompanied with a formal apology for the Everything, signed by the Marauders. Enclosed was a little trophy, with the plaque reading ‘best roomie ever’

It may or may not permanently live on his mantle. Kingsley Shacklebolt does not inform Harry Potter of any of this. He has enough people that knew his parents, Kingsley’s not going to make it weird. Keep moving and don’t make eye contact. Besides, he already gave copies of all his pictures of them to Hagrid to go into a photo album for Harry back in first year.

[tomriidle]

whatever u do, do not think about how the last words harry ever heard sirius say were “come on, you can do better than that!”

whatever u do, do not think about how the last words sirius ever said to harry were “harry, take the prophecy, grab neville and run!” (it reminded harry of another time, 15 years before when another man shouted the same words to his wife in an attempt to save him)

whatever u do, do not think about how sirius black died with a smile on his face and laughter in his eyes, finally reuniting with the man who was the other half of him

whatever u do, do not think about how on this day, 18 june 1996, harry potter lost the closest thing to a father he had and screamed himself hoarse as he struggled to save him, struggled to save another person who had died to protect him

[jantotrash]

Imagine Harry pulling the marauder’s map out one day when he’s really down.

He doesn’t say the right phrase on purpose.

He asks the map to open up and watches the handwriting of each of his three father figures.

Mr. Moony wishes to inquire the following: who is demanding that they enter?

Mr. Prongs would like to ask how they acquired said object.

Mr. Padfoot is concerned that the previous owner of said object has been destroyed, and wishes the greatest of pain to whoever has done so.

Mr. Wormtail is confused.

It works perfectly, for a while.

Mr. Moony wonders about Mr. Potter’s mental wellbeing.

Mr. Prongs wholeheartedly agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to further inquire as to why his apparent son continues to forget how to open this object.

Mr. Padfoot is also incredibly worried, because Mr. Potter hadn’t seemed to have trouble before the first incident.

Mr. Wormtail thinks this is far too much trouble to go through and the Messrs. should simply stop responding.

And then they start talking to each other without Harry’s prompting.

Mr. Moony is quite convinced that his theory is correct.

Mr. Prongs wonders: what theory?

Mr. Padfoot asks if Mr. Moony is absolutely sure about this.

Mr. Wormtail wants to know what his friends are not telling him.

Mr. Moony informs the other two Marauders that he is quite sure the four of them are now deceased and this is the only remnant of the four of them.

Mr. Prongs is not convinced.

Mr. Padfoot really doesn’t think he could have possibly perished.

Mr. Wormtail wishes Mr. Moony had not informed him of this theory.

After they realize, they answer Harry’s questions about their time at Hogwarts.

One day, Harry overhears something that jogs his memory and he begins rethinking several experiences he had.   One day, he asks them if Sirius and Remus were dating.

Mr. Moony knew that one day they would get to this subject, and is not particularly happy about it.

Mr. Prongs simply laughs.

Mr. Padfoot wishes to express the fact that he is, indeed, dating the wonderful Mr. Moony and he is being incredibly serious.

Mr. Wormtail agrees that Mr. Padfoot is indeed being wholeheartedly serious.

[whimsybrain]

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

[tavoriel]

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

[robottko]

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

[booksandfandomsandfeelsohmy]

a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out

[storysongandstars]

“#im so into the idea of the ravenclaws being like #‘we tried every spell we could think of and we cant get it to change the password or let us in without it’ #and the gryffindors are just like #‘ALRIGHT EVERYONE STAND BACK WE’RE EITHER GONNA JINX THIS DOOR INTO OBLIVION OR BLOW IT THE FUCK UP WITH LITERAL EXPLOSIVES BUT WE ARE GETTI #*GETTING IN WITHOUT THAT PASSWORD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER'” (via: detectivejoan)

[hpimaginethat]

All while the Hufflepuffs provided the Gryffindors with the explosives (who are confused because these little puffballs have explosives? But also very impressed because these little puffballs HAVE EXPLOSIVES), along with cookies and words of encouragement for every house. And the Ravenclaws are munching cookies in the Puff common room while they work with the Slytherins to write a strongly worded letter to the head master. 

[dorky-pisces-fangirl-blog]

and all the while everyone is getting along. Is happy and there is no prejudice. It’s actually the opposite. And the Gryffindor’s finally getting the door down at two in the morning. But the Slytherin’s wanting to stay with the Puff’s. So they all have a Sleepover. And Professor’s walking into the Slytherin common room in the morning finding it deserted. Then looking in the other houses to find them all sleeping in the common rooms. All of them. (Alright next person :3) 

[queerstrawberryshortcake]

And then this becomes a regular thing, not just between Slytherin and Hufflepuff but the other houses get involved too, and each weekend it’s at a different house

[pointlesslexie]

And they invite professors and everyone having a blast+McGonagall sharing embarrassing stories for past eras

[hpimaginethat]

And McGonagall goes to the sleepovers once a months asks what story they students want to hear this time. She has many stories, but the school ha one favorite. A story about three misfit gryffindors, the brightest witch of her age, the king, and the boy who lived, who saved the wizarding world. This is the story she is asked to tell every time she goes to a sleepover. 

She sits down in the center of the chosen common room and all the students sit around her in a circle. The room falls silent as McGonagall begins her story, “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of Number Four Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much…”

[every1-needs-a-sam]

Omg it got better!!! I already reblogged this, but I’m doing it again because reasons!

[itwoodbeprefect]

reasons tumblr should appreciate percy weasley/oliver wood more:

puns! oliver thinks percy is prefect. percy thinks oliver is a keeper.

oliver wood. i probably don’t need to explain this one.

percy the prefect. i know, i know, but he deserves more love than he’s getting from the fandom (or at least less hate), poor thing.

opposites attract. besides, percy is just as obsessed with his grades as oliver is with quidditch; it fits.

more puns! angelina saw percy and oliver coming out of the broom closet. oliver gives percy wood.

they’re in the same year at hogwarts and share a dorm (and may have been the only two gryffindor boys in their year - think of the fanfic).

percy is a weasley, meaning lots of opportunities for awkward family dinner situations/the twins being awesome.

puuuuuuns! oliver thinks percy riding his broom is one of the sexiest things he’s ever seen. there’s more than one reason the title of head boy fits percy very well.

it’s a ship. tumblr loves shipping.

just a shitload of puns, really.

[thealpacalypse-archive]

okay so I’m a full on oliver wood/percy weasley shipper, but I just had a thought - 

what if Oliver Wood had the biggest crush on Charlie Weasley?

okay, so we all know that Quidditch is Oliver’s life. we also know that Charlie is absolutely amazing at Quidditch, Oliver himself said that Charlie could have played for England if he wanted

so imagine first year Oliver Wood coming to Hogwarts, already a huge Quidditch nerd. he goes to watch every single game and sometimes even goes to watch the Gryffindors’ training, and he constantly tells his dorm mate Percy how cool he thinks Percy’s brother is. 

imagine second year Oliver going through the roof when he gets on the Gryffindor team. he puts all his energy into training, spends every spare hour on the Quidditch field, and every praise he gets from team captain charlie makes it so worth it, even when they lose. 

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[aru-dight]

Dramione - “Post-its”

This is inspired from a Youtube video. Watch it here.

Pairing: Draco x Hermione

Summary: Some notes say “I’m sorry”, others contain plans, but the majority says “I love you”.

Word Count: 496

“Malfoy, what do you think you’re doing?”

The blonde menace trundled past Hermione Granger carrying a box. It was a kind of box muggles use to store their belongings.

Malfoy holding something relatively muggle was suspicious.

Very suspicious, indeed.

“None of your bloody business, Granger. Now stay out my way.” He sneered.

She tried a different approach. Just once. Ron and Harry weren’t with her anyway…

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[jily-hellyes-blog]

the fluff nearly killed me.

[sirius-and-remus-texting]

Harry wasn’t pleased…

[draco-and-harry-texting]

This is gonna make me meeting the family very awkward… -draco

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

So the 20th anniversary of the publication of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone is coming up and I thought it might be fun to do a group reread! 

This is for anyone to get involved in, no matter your house, so hopefully we can all go back and relive the magic together

I’m aware that people have different commitments and a lot of people still have exams so, by popular consensus, we’re going to be taking it slow so there’s no pressure to read particularly fast. We’re going to be reading one chapter a day on weekdays, and two chapters a day on weekends which hopefully is a pace everyone will be able to keep up with

This means the reread will last just under two weeks, so we will be starting on the 14th of June, meaning we’ll finish on June 26th, the actual 20th anniversary

It’s up to you how much you want to get involved and how to document your own rereading journey, but I’ll be posting my own thoughts on each chapter on this blog; things I’d forgotten, things I never picked up on before, favourite quotes and moments, how my thoughts on characters have changed, that kind of stuff

I’ll also be posing a discussion question based on the chapter so feel to chip in your own thoughts on that!

If you want to reply to me or make your own posts, artwork, questions, anything like that then use the hashtag #hogwartsreread so we can all join in each others discussions and talk to each other about our rereading experience! 

Reblog if you’re interested so we can get as many people involved as possible! I’ll be posting reminders as we get closer to the day but I’m so excited and hopefully you guys are looking forward to it too!