Jim Kirk Booty Bitch

A Star Trek side-blog for someone who really needs a Star Trek side blog.

[unassumingtherizinosaur]

Now that Paramount+ has as many ads as cable did and forces you to sit through them in the middle of episodes, anybody know any good Star Trek pirate sites?

[quarkmonger]

This help?

[startrekstartrash]

Amazing!

[musthavebeenthecombat]

I'm sorry.???

[reject-tiefling]

@acarefreewind

Okey

[wizard-dax]

✨🏳️‍🌈🌈 Star Trek Pride🌈🏳️‍🌈✨

Song: Acid Tunnel of Love by Toby Fox

[abilugarak]

I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Yes, he's a slut, but he's an emotional slut and he deserves credit for that

[unamccormack]

If you haven’t read Kirk Drift, read Kirk Drift.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 7

Spock (Star Trek)

James (Pokémon)

Voting ended onJun 22

[nic-the-rat]

LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE

[vasquez-rocks]

happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth

happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined

[fantashic]

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

[unamccormack]

And sometimes, with DS9, the A plot is about the hot sauce and the B plot is about the moral complexities, and I love it either way round.

[garaks-padded-bra]

I LOST MY SAFETY PIN SO I HAD TO PIN MY PACKER IN PLACE WITH MY STARFLEET UNIFORM PIP WILL I BE COURT MARSHALLED??! 😭😭😭

[ruleofacquisition420]

@garaks-padded-cell

[liquidroots]

happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

[frogayyyy]

we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the first ever pride flag (1978) versus the TMP movie poster (1979)

happy pride month!

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (June 2nd, 2017)

[annarcana]

[squimp]

candlelight vigil for luca @garaks-padded-bra he got deactivated for no damn reason

WE MISS YOU KING

[palpablestupor]

GARAKS-PADDED-BRA???????

[psdjpeg]

One ☝️ Raktajino ☕ with a Jacarine 🍊 peel👌

[slippery-domjot-balls]

Did any of you notice the Nausicaans playing darts in the background?

S4 E16 Bar Association

[respocked]

Quark: Doesn't that hurt?

Brunt: I'm sure it does. Most Nausicaan games do. Speaking of pain - did you talk to your brother?

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Fun fact, those aren't just any background actors; They're James Lomas and Shawn McConnell, real professional darts players who also worked as "dart advisors" on DS9! McConnell even went on to become a professional stuntman in things like Daredevil (2003) and True Detective.

Moral of the story: It's always a worth it to hire highly skilled pros just to have them perform their job as incorrectly as possible, For The Bit™

[writergeekrhw]

I am stupidly proud of this bit.

(Also... I'm pretty sure the way we did this was to have the pro dart players throw actual darts at each other and hit corkboards built into their costumes. God bless those guys.)

[garaks-padded-bra]

My trek friends remind me they still havent watched ds9 and i start acting like injured goku

[garaks-padded-bra]

No shade but how are you living off tng rations. You need ds9 vitamin. Tng is hard tack

[stars-inthe-sky]

A 50-year Trekkie bestows Star Trek history upon the next generation: How fandom and fanfiction sparked the galaxy’s most controversial romance

Beam me up, Grandma

A wonderful piece about fandom history, friendships, and legacies.

[legobiwan]

Dee called AO3 a “candy store,” and said the fan art she has seen, in particular, has been overwhelming. “I cannot get over the art,” she said. “We would have jumped at this. I would’ve given my right tit for all this art when I was in my twenties. Because you couldn’t reproduce it, you couldn’t send it out, but [now] there’s this fabulous art coming out every single day.”

[skyywalkerfen]

Yes. Yes. Yes.  This is how it happened.  Excellent article.

[spockslash]

Thanks to the author for permission to share this here, and for being just a really nice human being, and big thanks to the artist who did my mom’s portrait, above. -Zachary

[wintergrey]

Link as of April 2026