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can see the pores on that thang
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
Normalize doing absolutely NOTHING this weekend for your mental health.
For anyone wondering what Wild Rabbit could be writing about if not minotaur smut.
There is literally no way I could have guessed what this book would be about.
Unmute !
Thatās the most āmeowā meow Iāve ever heard
SHEāS SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET
@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, Iām just curious
Rating: Cute
this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.
you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!
my phone isnāt charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it š please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldnāt have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires
*gently re-enters my tumblr phase because it's christmas*
have you ever read a book by michael morpurgo? (war horse, the butterfly lion, kenskuke's kingdom, toro! toro! etc.) yes started but never finished unsure no nuance results
have you ever read a book by michael morpurgo? (war horse, the butterfly lion, kenskuke's kingdom, toro! toro! etc.)
yes
hmmm started but never finished
unsure
no
nuance
results
i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies donāt look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever iām feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the personās words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
serving gunt
Itās herā¦.The Binch
I had an idea, sorry
Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?
It is! Only the directors cut though.
pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatās also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnāt borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a āpolice officerā which is why Kevin doesnāt trust the cops. Iām so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
FINALLY weāve reached the time of year for home alone discourse
#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doingĀ (via @hotcrossedfangs)Ā
home alone is just die hard for kids
He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too
Kevin knew that ACAB ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didnāt have to walk into them. They couldāve left and robbed an easier house, but didnāt because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallistersā stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.
Skdhsjdhsk okay Home Alone discourse? xD I recognize this is a joke but Iām jumping into the shark pit regardless because I just love this movie and wanna talk about it so HERE GOES
Lol so yeah actually the phone line argument is a bit confusing because yeah the phones are down at first, but they obviously were fixed at some point since his family tried to call him from the airport in Paris or later on he wouldnāt be able to order pizzas or call the cops from his house at the end of the whole attempted robbery night, so there IS the question of why Kevinās family doesnāt keep trying to call him daily.
HOWEVER, as people have already mentioned, Kevin thinks heās a criminal due to stealing a toothbrush and has already been chased by a cop, heās not gonna contact the police about the robbers.
Calling the police about his family leaving him? Heās not gonna do that because he doesnāt KNOW theyāre in Paris, Kevin believes he magically wished his family out of existence the night before they left after they were all right dicks to him. He doesnāt know they have the power to come back, thatās why he asks Santa to return them later on, what use is telling the cops who (in his eyes) will probably blame him for it?
Also ppl be criticizing him for the booby traps like this isnāt the THIRD time Kevinās had to chase these guys off his property? First he tried to fake a house party, they still came back, he tried to fake a MURDER, they spied on him and declared they were coming back again. Kevinās given them two nonviolent chances to leave his house alone, theyāre the grown men deciding theyāre gonna come back and rob a house they KNOW has an eight year old in it. They announce their presence by knocking and taunting that they know heās alone and āhelplessā in there and that theyāre coming in anyway, what their original plans for dealing with him were, we donāt know. After they spring his first traps, their plan switches from robbing the house to specifically harming Kevin in revenge.
These guys are trespassing on Kevinās property AGAIN after multiple warnings, and theyāve announced themselves with a declaration of intent to harm him, he canāt call the police or theyāll discover he vanished his family and committed toothbrush crimes, Kevin needed to defend himself and he had FULL RIGHT to do so however he saw fit (which all proved entirely necessary seeing as literally nothing he threw at these men actually stopped them from trying to hurt him, they kept coming until his neighbor saved him)
Respect Kevin 2kforever š¤š¤š¤
@hellsite-hall-of-fame where you at
I genuinely adored how disturbed everyone looked when Logan started explaining his solution.
Like the idea of abandoning Romance is so against the core of Thomas's personality. Virgil expressed it as being a "core fear" that Logan was validating. (And actually that moment was super interesting to me, because while logic can be grounding and comforting to anxiety as we've seen in past episodes, it can also be terrifying when logic isn't grounded)
Just the interactions in that moment played out like a horror movie where you realize the killer has been hiding in plain sight the whole time. But they didn't reject Logan. They explained their view points and acknowledged why they didn't expect him to understand an emotional need with no logical root.
It felt cohesive for the first time in a very long time in this series.
I havenāt seen anyone else mention it yet so Iām going to: the wigs during the early/right before-canon flashback were soooooo fucking funny
Like itās clearly a reference to 90s/2000s sitcoms where they just slapped a horrible looking wig on the actors to let the audience know they were younger
AND ITS SO FUNNY THE WIG IS SO FUCKING BAD š