Orange Juice

J or Haly | any pronoun, 20-something | y'know how you sometimes just do the thing? the weird thing?

[penny-anna]

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

[penny-anna]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

[nevver]

Coney Island baby, Katherine Lam

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[mysharona1987]

[headspace-hotel]

things i Like

industrial pipes

water treatment plants

Those metal stairs on the side of old buildings

Rusted girders

Bare lightbulbs especially dangling from wires

Broken pavement that has been patched and crumbled away over and over again

Bridges

Railroad tracks

Telephone poles full of staples and nails

old brick walls with the paint peeling off

places where a wall has been patched over and over again

concrete blocks

old fluorescent lights

Crappy motels

Empty strip malls

Tunnels underneath the road

Gates with old padlocks wrapped around them

Barbed wire

rebar poking out of piles of concrete

Bundles of wires running along ceilings and walls dividing up into their own directions

Air conditioning units huffing out warm breath

Narrow alleyways between old buildings

Long-abandoned concrete planters and flowerpots filled with cigarette butts and random scraggly weeds

Old apartment buildings with tarnished metal letters on the thickly repainted old doors and porch lights full of dead bugs and doors that stick shut

Grimy windows

Bent and rusty metal roofs

Things covered in many many layers of paint

Abandoned warehouses

Streetlights that flicker weirdly

Crumbled stairs

Half collapsed Chain link fences

Old walls that have been repaired and caulked and sealed with foam and painted over again

Concrete foundations of buildings that are no longer there

[slightlydraconic]

Rust and old concrete and repeated patches

Weeds in a planter, old doors without latches

Layers of paint peeling off of a bike

These are a few of the things that I like

Flickering lightbulbs that dangle from wires

Old metal stairways for running from fires

Bridges or alleys or train tracks to hike

These are a few of the things that I like

Crumbling pavement, stairs, walls, and foundations

Buildings abandoned, lost human creations

Artifice marked by an entropic spike

These are a few of the things that I like

Watch the sun rise, hear the clock strike

As time passes on

Creating anew all the the things that I like--

Enjoy them before they're gone!

[headspace-hotel]

Oh thats beautiful...

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[thelostcanyon]

Scott’s Oriole (Icterus parisorum), Madera Canyon, Santa Rita Mountains, Arizona.

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[feminist-space]

[titsay]