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Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

indyexploits

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

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ansonmount

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

c-bassmeow

me after one activia

keyblademasterconnor

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

whereisthenew

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

wahtdahel-blog

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

poypourri

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grimauxiliatrixofficial

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

mwagneto

Sir Elton John has admitted to having sex with a Russian spy on a hotel roof during a trip to the Soviet Union.

The 66-year-old singer believes that the KGB spy was planted in his entourage by the country's secret police at the height of the Cold War to follow his every move.

He says that after discovering that the man was a mole who worked for the Russian security agency, he slept with him to compromise him.

"I went to Russia in 1979 and I knew we were being watched all the time," John told the Observer.

"I had an interpreter that they'd clearly set up. I ended up having sex with him on the hotel roof."

John became the first Western popstar to perform behind the Iron Curtain when he took to the stage in St Petersburg, formerly Leningrad, in 1979.

In 1985, The Rocket man released Nikita, a song about a westerner who falls for a Berlin border guard. The track, which featured George Michael, was a worldwide hit.

stone-elm

murrayed

localtiktoks

darth-pickles

The true meaning of boys will be boys

thevampireauthoress

This is an arachnid

monsieurenjlolras

My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:

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C l .gjmk.

J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_

monsieurenjlolras

the face of a content creator

jollityfarm

Powerful influencer on social media

butchbetty

this is a cinematic masterpiece

fishmotif

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background

maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti

WHAT IS THIS

toddreu-deactivated20191220

Fuck you, Bonnie

babzgordon

my last 2 braincells trying to decide if we want to be manic or depressed

pettycentral

cryoverkiltmilk

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

cryoverkiltmilk

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

sporkinventor

No wait yours is so much more powerful

yahoo201027

It’s That Time of Year Again.

doyumacy

MARVEL

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

magneticmummy

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

strawberrypatty

That’s fucking tight.

ohifonlyx33

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

wandrlust-stark

fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™”