hdb posts

he would fucking say that. send me things plz bonus Kim Kitsuragi shrine bonus Disco Elysium heritage posts (to me)

[kleefkruid]

You can have specialists diagnose you and you can have online armchair psychologists diagnose you and then you have whatever's going on when people start tagging your personal posts as #harrydubois

[loveridden1999]

[that-is-wild-patrick]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[prokopetz]

There are a lot of people on this site going around tagging everything "#harry dubois" who really need to watch more Nicholas Cage movies.

[saul-tortellini]

HALF LIGHT [Challenging: Success]

[jay-wiggler]

SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] - "You know, I can uh ... eat a peach for hours"

[pancreasretribution-deactivated]

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Failure] - “That was the plan, to give you a boner. And you got one!”

[prokopetz]

To be clear, I'm not saying that Nicholas Cage would be a good casting for Harry Du Bois – I don't think he would be. I'm saying that folks who are fans of the "scrungly eccentric disaster man who's always damp for some reason" archetype could probably benefit from being aware of more than one example of the type, and Nicholas Cage movies are a great place to start!

[mxtix]

Duboisian, even.

[idiotwithbackpain]

watching my friend play

[hotvampireadjacent]

[the-introducer]

harry is a horse because he has skinny legs and will run until he gives himself a an exercise induced pulmonary hemorrhage

[worst-roommates-ever]

[ivyblossom]

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

[wolfsbaneblogs]

[four-otters-in-a-trenchcoat]

[ID 1: a picture of a document, the word discocunt is circled in black /End ID 1]

[ID 2: a picture of Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium /End ID 2]

[capacity2]

Whenever people complain about how dating bi men is hard bc they got twice as many hoes like yall not the ones suffering. He is the one suffering. Do u know how much of a distraction it is to have hoes coming at you in all shapes and genders and orientations all the pronouns and things ???? Like sit back and think about it. All that bussy titty ass pussy balls cum and squirting closing in on you from every angle it will lead a young man astray if he’s not careful. I thank god every day I just got men to be crazy about bc if I had to pay attention to the seductions of women too I’d be no call no show jobless out on the street begging n sucking dick for a mcchicken a lot of people don’t understand the bisexual to hobosexual pipeline is real and we need to raise awareness. I care do you? Show some compassion

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[im-in-your-mind]

[jasminetea1123]

Telling my kids this was Harry Dubois

[raeiyyn]

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[kissedfawns]

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

[dateamonster]

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way