Crabby Delights

He/Him 30 🏳️‍🌈, ME to NJ transplant. It's nothing, for you. ❤

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Trying to explore downtown Boston in fallout 4 will very often make reality freeze and crash due to the amount of stuff squeezed into the tiny area. I cannot confidently speak on the frequency this happens in real life Boston because I’ve never been there.

[only-cat-memes]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[mynorthernattitude]

"get a grip" oh i've got a grip honey and it goes crazy😏🤭

[feldfrog]

I went on a date recently and she was like, “Did you know that Emily Dickinson only became famous after she died?” And I was like, “Oh word? That's the same for dinosaurs”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[insecuregodcomplex]

[only-cat-memes]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[canichangemyblogname]

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

[canichangemyblogname]

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

[canichangemyblogname]

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

[flippantsmeagol]

From inside the Shamans' Cave as the Moon lights the Sedona area pre-dawn.