lego-joker

[joker-lego]

A sleazy rich twink, Bruce Paperback, Crinkly Stanly, Benjamin Code, Sand, Sharpie induced race swaps, Jizzy Pony cocktails and far too many far too many shoelaces for the president

[creekfiend]

even if your clothing is made of natural fibers the thread is usually polyester. the sexy crow boy will suck the threads out of your 100% cotton t shirts like pasghetti

[madamrynodm]

Never owned a furby, yet I'm compelled to draw them all the same

[ozempicofficial]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

[osterby]

You can go to bed at noon. You can have ravioli for breakfast and cheerios for dinner. As long as you're awake, washed, dressed, and in the place you need to be when you need to be there (and I mean *need*, like a job or a social obligation, not just aherening to cultural expectations) it doesn't matter what the rest of your schedule looks like.

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[elexuscal]

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but it won't build you the the muscles.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[justarandomart]

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

[emiemi345]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao