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[laughingfish]

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

[laughingfish]

weqqewqewqesddsfdsfdsfDSASDSADA

[thebootydiaries]

automatic toilet: *flushes*

me: literally did not ask

[danger]

[dylanheger]

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[wvnder]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[thefiresontheheight]

I will never cease to be amazed by the amount of crap straight women will tolerate from men.

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[faqoloqy]

me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

[ruinedchildhood]

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[insomniac-arrest]

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

[greylilacs]

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

[internet-sellout]

Date a girl who says "bless you" to dogs when they sneeze.

[smouldered]

self care is creating a life you don’t routinely have to escape from

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no one eats blueberries faster…

[rural-hart]

She was so proud of her leaf.

[bunjywunjy]

couture

[buzzfeed]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

No animal should be allowed to be this round