ProcrastinateQueen

Chrystal | They/Them | INTP | Honestly i have no idea what i'm doing in life

[ace-procrastinatequeen]

HEYO MY SECOND VLOG IS UP!

Filled with lots of fun stuff from my second week in seoul~! 

[incorrectmamamamamooquotes]

Moonbyul and Hwasa: (Staring into each other’s eyes)

Hwasa: (opens a can)

Moonbyul: We’re having a moment.

Hwasa: I’m having a Cola.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

[likealittleraccoonthing]

also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

reblog this version too cowards.

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Let trans non-binary people be as masculine or as feminine as they want

[noturaveragedumbass-deactivated]

Friendly Reminder That:

Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler

Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point

Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off

Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld

Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed

Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband

Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos

Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt

Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral

Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid

Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid

Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly

Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it

Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser

At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god

Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that

Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most

Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning

Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other

Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid

Percy Jackson can control poison

Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag

[mintaero]

HOLD THE PHONE 

[harvest----moon]

My favorite favoriteeeeee time of year 🎃🎃🎃 insta: @sgat More autumn goodness at @harvest—-moon

[browsedankmemes]

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

A simpler time

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reasons to hate the mage…

he exists

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simon snow is that person who claps when the plane lands

[mintaero]

this made me feel really weird thinking about and i have no idea why

[demiodds]

stOp ScRolLIng

it’s Annabeth Chase’s birthday on July the 12th, that’s in like two days, doN’T FORGET

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tenoriel]

my past reincarnations as they watch me do anything

[wifemoon-deactivated20190827]

that’s the king of sweden

[outofmymindbebacklater]

Concept: Ebb was the chosen one

So it was obviously Simon who was the “one who will come to end us” since he was the one sucking up the magic, but who was the all-powerful mage who had been meant to defeat him?

It was even stated that Ebb was the most powerful mage before Simon was born, and he wasn’t meant to have all that power anyway. So I think Ebeneza could totally have been the mage of the prophecy.

(also, as said in the epilogue, “just because you failed, doesn’t mean you weren’t chosen”)

Does anyone else have a better theory?

[lume-irima]

A person: How do I get my crush to like me?

Baz, an intellectual: Push him down the stairs

[basil-ton-deactivated20180725]

carry on as my friends quotes

Baz: What am I going to wear? Something gay for today

Simon: if Jesus is taking the wheel I sure hope he knows logarithmic equations

Agatha: I will feed you to my horse

Penelope: if you keep doing that in public I’m disowning you

Fiona: I sure hope hell has a gift shop

Ebb: honestly where’s all the f*cking fields with flowers and sh*t

Dev and Niall: they say if you die then the form you’re in now is eternal. I sure hope that’s true because I am ripped right now not to brag

The Mage: I don’t hate people I just don’t want them near me there is a difference

Lucy: pigtails are bloody cute don’t argue with me on this

Natasha: my internal scream today is about a 5

The humdrum: life can fight me irl

(feel free to continue if I missed anything!)

[skindyedblue]

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

[girlwhohas-everything]

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

[headcanonsandmore]

Reblogging again for that last addition.