Why are you here?

No seriously, why?

[jonatbender]

I want a greaser-type character who acts like hot shit but in actuality he just wants his mom/dad to come pick him up.

[jonatbender]

Mother nature was the original MILF

[jonatbender]

Drew a doodle on my phone a while back. Turned out surprisingly well!

[jonatbender]

My mental state is detereoating with each post I make

[jonatbender]

"The corruption is spreading..."

(Photo taken by me on a date I can't remember)

[decorativeskull]

Spring... Spring corrupts everything... The allergies will consume us...

[jonatbender]

YOU WILL SUFFER

-Flowers (probably)

[jonatbender]

You know that moment when you go to slap your knee but you miss and slap yourself in the fecking balls?

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[nightmarebard]

Tag yourself I’m bitch music and soggy chicken nugget.

[frighthouseofalighthouse]

Ahem

[astarryon]

[surprisebitch]

tag yourself, i’m “It’s Anime, Bitch”

[softestvirgil]

I’m god nerfed me and here’s why and cheer up you depressed bastard

[viostormcaller]

“God nerfed me and here’s why” is the story of my fucking life bro

[jonatbender]

Testicular Turbo

[jonatbender]

I hope you know i blame you so hard for gauds icon

I don't blame you.

*Finger guns*

[jonatbender]

*Chuckles in comic sans*

[jonatbender]

Next time the demons try to pull off my bedsheets Imma pull a fast one on 'em. 👌

[cstarrdeontai-deactivated201812]

[jonatbender]

I don’t like the insinuation of pasta-incest

[spicyhamsamson]

You could’ve not said that

[jonatbender]

You miss every shot you don't take

[consultingfujoshi]

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

[consultingfujoshi]

this picture is worth one thousand words

[jonatbender]

I can see someone wearing them before me and they look like they're wearing welding goggles

[jonatbender]

Everyone's got that one song from a minor minigame that they think is just fecking boppin'

[misssophie0-o]

whats your hoard

from iguanamouth

[jonatbender]

I love how every dragon's appearance and personality match their hoard. Like how the dragon with a hoard of panties looks like a creepy old guy, lol.

[jonatbender]

Would the few followers I have actually appreciate if I posted more frequently instead of emerging from my hole every now and then, and if I were to become more active; would you guys like more art, more shitposting, or perhaps a little bit of both?

[jonatbender]

"The corruption is spreading..."

(Photo taken by me on a date I can't remember)

[ask-the-purple-hotdog-troll]

Boi you okay???

Never

[jonatbender]

"Guess who's back; back again. Hotdog's back; troll a friend."