Sexual Thriller

Warning NSFW. Kik me at Boltok100. Just like many blogs I have seen recently if you are underage please unfollow until you are of age.

[phrrmp]

Red Riding Hood Zelda by Mystra77 

[jonesthebirdman]

Now we just need a Link in his wolf form an we got a Movie 😈😈😈

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[jonesthebirdman]

Honestly the logging this just so I have f***** up funny s*** to read

[rainbow-femme]

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

[futuristicpenguinshark]

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[r4cs0]

[jonesthebirdman]

[officialfist]

[officialfist]

[nudityandnerdery]

[analog-machine]

And he’s upset why?

[clueingforbeggs]

This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.

[analog-machine]

I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.

[a-little-bit-scary]

The face I just made 🙄

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

My favourite part that this is leaving out is that by the end he and the rest of the cast weren’t getting along and they did a full on photoshoot in front of his grave.

[starcunning]

if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here

[prohumanagenda]

Never thought I'd see "caving and getting the vaccine to avoid discomfort" used as a valid talking point, much less as a position of presumed superiority over those who decline the vaccine. Like, coming from that position to challenge those declining the vaccine about what they're *actually doing* to fight mandates. I mean, what? They're not complying with one of the most egregious violations of personal freedom in our lifetimes, for starters. That's a bigger step than some want to admit. The pressure is from all sides, and simply saying "no" in the face of that is resistance.

It isn't easy, but it is simple. Do not comply with tyranny.

[human-gradient]

Anti-vaxxer just act like children. Like “Just because you are telling me to do something it’s now a violation of my personal freedom and I’m not going to do it”.

[absolutely-not-hominishostilis]

Why do you cunts always have to try to mitigate what’s going on down to “telling” people to do shit?

“Yeah being mandated to take the jab or else you lose your job and can’t go outside and can’t buy food at the grocery store is the same as just being told to do something!”, shut the fuck up clown.

You do what you’re told precisely because you are a child who values the state as a parental figure.

[01189998819991197253andahalf-de]

If there’s anything public education has taught our children it’s the importance of listening to authority.

[bangbangping]

Not to use Marvel characters for political arguments but...

[boglleech]

The mandates are what's scientifically right, not an opinion. If you're putting people in danger then you're violating their freedom first and can shove your false interpretation of freedom up your selfish asshole

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Thats great and all, but how exactly is not getting vaccinated putting people in danger?

Before you answer I'm going to remind you that vaccinated people can still spread COVID.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Reblogging for Steve Rogers telling vaccine mandaters to shut the fuck up

[natsumiyasblog]

Plus some people are, for a medical reason between them and their doctor (not the government dammit), physically unable to get vaccinated-

And when I say vaccinated, I'm talking about things like polio and shingles; vaccines that've been around long enough for us to know the long term side effects. And the COVID vaccines have barely been around a year at most- not long enough to know the long-term effects, and the fact that it actually passed long-term tests (when for EVERY OTHER VACCINE that means about 3-5 years) is a fucking joke.

But we have people who will die or suffer very serious side effects from a flu shot, let alone the COVID vaccine.

So what? Fuck those guys, I guess?

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Before this shit all started, I had a friend whose husband almost died of a horrible vaccine reaction. This lady gets called crazy and abusive for not vaccinating their kids.

Yeah, fuck those guys is exactly right. They're already despised.

[you-are-another-me]

[blood-drunk-discourse]

Science isn't supposed to be based on trust

[enriquemzn262]

Absolutely love how every self-respecting latino despises with all their souls the word “Latinx”, to the point even our progressives do so too since it completely undermined their efforts for a true gender-neutral language in the form of the -e suffix, as everyone feels it’s something Americans forced upon us without never asking, which is actually what happened.

Seriously, fuck Latinx, all my panas and parceros hate Latinx, do not support that denomination rooted in racism and imperialism!

[enriquemzn262]

Disney:

Latinos all around twitter:

In summary

No nos llamen Latinx, por el amor a Dios.

[arirna]

[arirna]

[weonsinnombre]

[ottermatopoeia]

[jonesthebirdman]

That kid is fucking Savage

[catchymemes]

[jonesthebirdman]

Hahaha.... WHAT

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[sleepybluehaze]

[anarchpunk]

Lol you’d rather the government steal money from everyone’s paychecks?

[doom-ocean]

It’s like they ignore the fact that the government uses those taxes to line their pockets, and line the pockets of other government workers before the money they took from tax payers even goes to what the money was supposed to go to. It seems like those liberals reeeeeeeallly hate the idea of cutting out the middleman.

[ricwulf]

Haven’t studies shown that most charities far exceed the amount of money that goes to the end recipients compared to government programs? Something like 60c on the dollar (on average) to something like 15c on the dollar?

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

A small charity can do a lot of work if they can afford it.

A government institution has to pay for not only the cost of doing the thing, but the cost of paying all of the people who oversee every step, and the cost of their bosses making sure they’re doing it right, and the cost of the people who have to regulate all of their work, and the cost of all the money people outright steal.

Of course, please don’t forget that many big charities are scams that take your donations and use them to pay the CEO and higher up staff for shit they don’t need to do their job, and for advertisement so they can pull in more money to give to the CEO. They make millions off your sympathy and throw the scraps to the people who should be getting that help.

Hold charities and government institutions to higher standards.

And anything that can be done more efficiently in the private sector shouldn’t be done by government. Stick to basic regulatory shit and let the private sector handle the burdens so you can quit skimming so much off taxpayer paychecks.

[blobbynfriends]

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

[healthysharkshealthyocean]

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Fucking THANK YOU.