Jonfra

- very gay :3 - mtf - 18+ - she/her/puppy/good girl - please send dms or asks! i love interacting w people c:

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[rubynyoro-n]

going into the hairdressers saying "my sister wants better access to my neck can you help me with that"

[rubynyoro-n]

yeah i think they understood the assignment, don't you?

[rubynyoro-n]

everyone reblogging the version without my selfies im killing u with my mind okay <3

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[withswords]

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[doemiqwerty]

girlfriend's phlebotomy class

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[fallout-lou-begas]

girl who's mixed up being plural with being poly: so they're all inside you at once? 😳 woah 😅

girl who's mixed up being poly with being plural: (grabbing you by the collar) HOW DID YOU GET THEM OUT HERE WITH YOU. TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

[hourlycatphotos]

[tellmeastoryaboutus]

@kittybroker how much for him? 🥹

[kittybroker]

The most wonderfulest smiler now valued in at the joyous price of only $2.44!

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[godly-girlfailure]

hello transgender woman who likes everything i post. do you perhaps want to make out sloppy style with groping about it