Jonincannon

The state of decay I find myself in… Like hot cheeto in the hand of big reddit man

[paper-mario-wiki]

reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money

more info here!

[jonincannon]

Some random sketches cause I decided not sleeping before work was a good and wise idea

[jonincannon]

Newish art :/

Been a long time since I’ve posted but I figure I’ll fuck around with tumblr again

[jonincannon]

Some random oc lore doodles :P

Tryna start posting on here again cause twitter is hell

[i-am-a-fish]

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[i-am-a-fish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[jonincannon]

Haven’t posted in fucking forever so here’s this

[moonlit-mischeif]

Happy one year anniversary to Mole Interest

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

[goblinwithblankets]

Drinking spiders??!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

[thecybird-deactivated20250228]

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

[kitstacean]

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

[blatantescapism]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#‘we have spiders in aotearea and they serve cunt’ now you can see how i misinterpreted this i hope#anyway i dont think the meat pies in pea soup thing sounds that bad#but i love meat pies and i dont think theres much you can do to ruin them#also when i make a float i put the ice cream in first. easier that wat#way even

Yeah meat pies in pea soup sounds pretty good. People I’ve met in the US are split pretty evenly on which ingredient goes first in floats, maybe leaning more towards putting in the ice cream first. Personally I tend to go for ice cream last just because I like less foam.

[jonincannon]

What’s even worse- is “floater” also means a log of shit left floating in the toilet

[fella-lovin-fella]

i have not been able to get this out of my head since i first saw it

i have referenced it a thousand times. but i had to do something about it. so i made this

that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.

[inthemidstofbuddie]

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

[jonincannon]

Relatable

🥺

[epiales06]

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

[epiales06]

It’s 2023, women can have as many legs and feathers as they want- get with the times.

[sludge-wizard]

[lonewolf23k]

BEHOLD! TUMBLR'S WOMAN!

[yeomanstuff]

…

…

Yeah, that tracks.

[firefox-official]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

[lordascapelion]

Someone edit that dragon onto the pride flag

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Donkey’s dragon wife from Shrek?

[veggiefritterz]

Yeah okay

[notyouiguess]

Someone NEEDS to put her in the welsh flag

[veggiefritterz]

yeah that works too actually

[viralthings]

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

[drippingthrussy-blog]

What did she do: THAT Who is she: THAT BITCH

[alibrariangoestoikea]

Maya Caulfield recently completed a handmade kimono that celebrates her half Scottish and half Japanese ancestry in one eclectic garment. Created in a traditional kimono silhouette, the fabric is sourced from different types of plaid, from tartan to buffalo check. “I don’t usually make textile art,” Caulfield tells My Modern Met via email, “but I do make my own clothes on occasion and I always make sure that they are very personal to me and one of a kind—I don’t want to sew something that someone else would have in their closet.”

Maya Caulfield Instagram /  Woman Hand Sews Eclectic Kimono to Honor Her Japanese and Scottish Ancestry

[thispreciousthing]

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Seeing as Twitter is gonna legally steal your work now, please use glaze to protect what you make.

[chromatocloo]

Guys did you hear about Nightshade?

Using both Glaze and Nightshade would corrupt the generation of pictures mimicking artist AND mess with the AI's recognition of what everything is. Like it would generate a dog when you ask for a cat.

And it would be hell for AI bros to remove the cloaked pictures from their database ʕ 👀人ʔ

[redavexat]

A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it