the true form

he/them, just a guy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

[drtanner]

I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[henstomper]

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

[catasters]

[0kkvlt]

Booboo wheel crash no survivors

[lizardsister]

this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it's like a sister to me

[tooies]

lays a beautifol girl egg

[eategg24]

im sorry for what i have to do.

[egg24]

D:

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

[birdsareblooming]

[birdsareblooming]

op deactivated this is my post now

[boogerboyfunhouse]

putting this over here cause why not. i dont use this very often anyway

[paruparuparf]

Folly valentine's outfit doodle because it's so pretty(based off of Romeo and Cinderella cover)

[paper-mario-wiki]

heading out the door

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

[paper-mario-wiki]

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[wayneradiotv]

Look at my dog boy

[milk5]

[wayneradiotv]

Why

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

jump and then hit control

[bralnwashingquirk]

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

[guitaurenhero]

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

[stillhasabigego]

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

[pokemanaphy-deactivated20201115]

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

[usagihime89-deactivated20190910]

Flash step to the area.

[xphilosoraptorx]

First you need to get the spider ball, then there’s a hidden morph ball power outlet behind the front desk that activates a spider ball track. You can reveal the outlet using the x-ray visor. Getting up there will earn you an extra energy tank.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Pull the lever, Kronk.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

You jump, pop a grenade below your feet, the blast carries you over

[urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis]

if you press jump shift and crouch all at the same time it glitches you to be able to walk on the wall over to the area

[anna-may]

drink a monster-redbull-energade drink concoction and yeet yourself up with pure willpower

[t4tpolypd]

You just have to nerdpole up dummie

[jrwiyuri]

Ladder.

[big-condiments-official]

open the door while standing in the space of the open door, jump twice, and you’ll be able to get there

[xyzee1212]

jump while crouched to do a bullet jump, should get you up there

[rainworld-name-verifier]

You could use a couple spears, do a backflip, do an explosive jump, grapple worm, ascend yourself…

Also there’s several valid names in this thread.

[redmegarex]

@mintyfoxdev486 @first-witch double jump?

[first-witch-deactivated20260418]

Wavedash

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Jump to the lamp then jump to the siting area

[thewizardslime]

Find a Hanged Man card if you don’t have any flight items already

[the-haiku-bot]

Find a Hanged Man card

if you don’t have any flight

items already

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[floralflesh-deactivated20181212]

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

[bird-big]

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

[jelloapocalypse]

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms