literally trash I'm sorry

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place. I said YEP WHAT A CONCEPT I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHHHHHAAAAANNNGGGGEEEEE

[mielparaoshun]

[babyanimalgifs]

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[josauras]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[australiansanta]

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

[verylostpenguin]

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

[brbjellyfishing]

[sexhaver]

“my busch lite is gone”

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is absolutely terrifying this dude crashes his goddamn car and doesn’t stop filming and is relatively unaffected. not really even upset that much seemingly? 

was this even filmed by a human, or by some type of powerful mysterious creature in human form?

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[pogocore]

[josauras]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[xlarryvich]

[supersoldieress-deactivated2018]

okay will someone please tell a superhero one of these days

that killing a mass murderer is not, actually, lowering yourself to their level, but rather, preventing them from murdering more innocent people.

[charlaimoo]

yup yup YUP YUP YUP YES YES???

AND ALSO TELL THEIR LOVE INTERESTS because sometimes THEY’RE the ones who are like “STAHP”

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Can we also throw in these:

1. Not telling loved ones about bad guys with grudges does not protect them. It actually puts them at greater risk.

2. Leaving someone you care about alone “because they’re your weak spot” also does not protect them. It does make it likely that they won’t be able to ask you for help, though, if someone does come after them.

[supersoldieress-deactivated2018]

you all added on very good points and I honestly couldn’t agree more

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

3. Not telling your loved ones your superhero identity does not keep them safer from your enemies or keep them from harm, it just causes unecessary and painful relationship drama/ruins your chances at finding love and also makes your personal/non superhero life more and more needlessly complicated

[fareeeha-remade]

you can say Batman it’s ok