I BECAME THE COUGHING BABY @joshuakidd - Tumblr Blog

Yippe! A pinned post!

Hello there! My name is Joshua[JoshuaKidd being my sona!]

I use them/he pronouns[I’m having to guess if I might be genderfluid as of right now]

NO LONGER A MINOR:I AM NOW 18. Also,I tend to use tone tags

DNI:Terfs,proshippers,MAPS,aro-ace exclusionists,SWERFS,people who are generally assholes,if you support TBATF or even the creator themselves. NSFW accounts. I at times uncomfortable talking about NSFW but sometimes I would be comfortable talking about it if I want to I’ll try updating this pinned post more and more. But also,I am in many fandoms[I’ll try to name them]

Fandoms I’m in: Eddsworld,Darksiders,Dishonored,Assassin’s Creed,Bioshock,Battle for dream island,HFJONE,Paper Puppets Take 2,Inanimate Insanity,BATIM,BATDR,etc

babulekbabayaga

I did him (I have to redesign his face).

pikoeatsglue32

More screenshots I can’t stop

Again I don’t support viv. Just redesigning and redrawing for fun

badideainaglass

The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema.

seanfmcguire

BEST. SWORD FIGHT. EVER.

musicalhell

Let’s be honest, this is how I would sword fight.

rozunderpressure

@warmageragnar Lewis Vs Otranto, a realistic version.

redscullyrevival

#what on earth is this?

The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, and the amazing Glynis Johns, and Angela Lansbury and it is all around a fun time.

spotweld

All kidding aside, watch Basil Rathbone’s foot work. He knows fencing, and sets up the form even though he’s still playing up the stage blows for Danny Kaye to flail at for comedic effect.

theimpossiblescheme

Okay, but I need to talk about this because it’s even funnier if you know the context... Basil Rathbone was one of the greatest swordsmen in Hollywood history. Which is why he almost never won any of his onscreen fights–he was good enough that he knew how to effectively make the other guy look even better. That’s why the swordfight in The Adventures of Robin Hood looks so awesome even though Errol Flynn is nowhere near Rathbone’s level.

But this fight, right here? Was one of the only fights where he needed a stunt double. Because while he was able to keep Danny Kaye from being seriously injured, Rathbone himself nearly got skewered a few times by Kaye’s flailing around. So in a bizarre way, this is probably the closest to an even match Rathbone had in his career… just not for the reasons you’d expect.

hamelin-born

“Don’t you know, there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight? Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn’t need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn’t do the thing he ought to.”

-Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (1889)

The origin of a saying I’ve seen quoted in various works of fiction - “The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.”

high-quality-tiktoks

feliz día de la independencia!!

middleearthorcseeksspaceorc

I love how her smile just went supernova when he started singing!!

Ch👍

ACAB

I fucking love when cops are such losers that you don’t even need to clown on them, they just do it themselves

mjrdm

I’m honestly surprised how many people have written about that but no one has drawn it. So I did it. I live for them having a good times like that Soundtrack

solargeist

doodle

solargeist

doodle

b0tster

sony this is ur chance to announce the funniest thing

b0tster

shut down and for what

gartenofbanny

How the fuck is Satan's redemption arc from SOUTH PARK better than Sir Pentious's?

gartenofbanny

Please share this with everyone!Vivziepop's Saint Peter looks like Mr.Normal from fucking SpongeBob!who did it better??lmao this can't be real I was going to send this to Chai but their ask box is closed.no wonder he seemed so familiar.