A Tumblr Thing

Jerry. Maryland. He/Him or They/Them. I mostly reblog things I think are funny. Potato fan.

[guaplovebaby]

Fucc Donald Trump

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[delphinidin4]

[delphinidin4]

Close enough.

[beemovieerotica]

[mbta-unofficial]

Holy shit queen

[rewatchingpokemon]

[segamascott]

me and the oomfs reblogging the same posts in unison

[aggot]

billions of dollars and untold environmental damage for this groundbreaking technology

[aggot]

i accepted the suggestion out of morbid curiosity and this was the change it made

[darktober]

thanksgiving is finally over you know what that means

[killjoygem]

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[misogynistcatgirl]

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

[misogynistcatgirl]

remember what they took from you

[teathattast]

[flightyquinn]

[frank-o-meter]

Behind the scenes - the Xenomorph takes a smoking break during the shooting of “Alien”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

[coffeekenzie]

that’s what interns are for

[journie]

Builds character

[roxxydoubleexes]

His name is Tim Everett.

He plotted all of the holes in “Holes” using 3D modeling. He also supervised the production of all the lizards in the same movie.

He built the storm in “The Perfect Storm” and now he’s the Hollywood go-to guy for water effects. The whirlpool in Pirates of the Caribbean? Tim fucking Everett. They asked for him by name.

He’s the man who taught me how to model mountains and light caves. He showed me how to frame a scene in classical 3-field vignetting. He is a hard ass when it comes to lazy work, and he is one of the most amazing artists I have ever had the pleasure to present my work to.

That someone believes some poor intern had to dig all those holes is a testament to his work. Tim Everett is an environmental guru.

Someone did dig all of those holes.

His name is Tim Everett.

[a-redharlequin]

Holy crap. Now that’s dedication.

[adriofthedead]

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

[dumbsoftboi]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]