[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

me greeting everyone with all the joy i can muster

[dazzling-99]

Moonlight silhouette 🤍✨

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[pitbolshevik]

one thing i hate that car manufacturers are doing now is that they're trying to be cute with how they design the gearshift and it's stupid. stop that. give me a normal fucking lever.

[pitbolshevik]

what the fuck is any of this do you want me to hurt you

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

that last one is used to say shit like "what about the droid attack on the wookiees?"

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[irondive]

[snailscorn3r]

[coolstarboy-art]

i've opened the window

i'm not coming back

[ohcorny]

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

[smumjii1]

[k1ru-https]

A place.

[altades]

Have you found yourself?

I've watched backrooms with friends and this movie really stuck with me. The concept and visuals are fascinating

[gremlininho]

Seong Gi-hun ♡

[indolentjellyfish]

as per request, banana for scale

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

handing out calmberries. for free. only one rule, you have to be nice