[delusionisaplace]

"𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩…" 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙨

explicit warning: don't read on if you're uncomfortable with anything nsfw/smut related

have fun with these ;) | tag me if you use any | if yall want more prompts like this, jus drop an ask nd ill respond as soon as possible :)

"I want to hear you beg."

"Arch your back for me."

"You look better with my hands around your neck."

"Swallow it. All of it."

"God, you feel so fucking good."

"Suck on it."

"You're so fucking hot."

"Open your legs for me, baby. I wanna see you."

"Don't hold back."

“Ah, fuck.”

"That noise...keep making it."

"Wrap your legs around my waist."

"Let's make this quick."

"Don't close your eyes, baby. Look at me."

"You're mine."

"Such a good little pup, aren't you?"

“Faster—ah shit—harder…”

"I wanna go again."

“I want you. I need you.”

“Huh…uh…keep going.”

“Wait—uh—do…do that again.”

"Mark me. Mark me so everyone knows who I belong to."

"Don't be gentle with me—I like it when you're rough."

"One more time! Please!"

"Fuck—uh! I love it when you touch me like that."

[maybeeatspaghetti]

Can I have a smutty dictionary? Or a list of smutty words?

Sure! Now, this is definitely incomplete; these are the ones I use most often. If you have any to add, please do!

“The Smut Writer’s Dictionary”

Arousal/Anticipation

hot

warm

burn

ache

heat

swell

red/pink flush

roil

dizzy

foggy

rush of [heat, for example]

heavy

heady

intoxicating

thick [air/atmosphere]

thrum

ignite

desire

pulse quickened

tempt

tantalizing

throb

excite

prickle

tingle

turn on

What People Look Like

disheveled

blissed out

eyes glazed over

eyes rolled back in head

flushed

sweaty

glistening

mouth open

eyes closed

General Movement

clutch

crawl

slap

swat

smack

nuzzle

fidget

squirm

fast

slow

lift

fold

embrace

melt into/against

bend

shove

wiggle

wriggle

tuck

glide

clenching/unclenching

General Touching

caress

graze

brush

stimulate

flick

massage

skim

drag

shiver

goosebumps

flutter

grope

fondle

pet

pleasure [as in: pleasured himself]

nudge

stroke

feather-light

tease

probe

wander

knead

capture

grip

Kissing/Rimming

suck

bite 

nibble

lick

slide

wet

flick tongue at/against

bite

bury [his face] in

ravish

dip [tongue into]

weave lips together

capture [his] lips

press a kiss against

drop a kiss to [body part]

Noises

grunt

growl

moan

groan

sigh

breath hitching

gasp

sharp intake of breath

exhale

cry

keen

whimper

whine

hoarse

ragged

garbled

strangled

croak

shout

Verbs for Speaking

breathe

whisper

sigh

gasp

groan

moan

grunt

growl

order

snap

spat

cry

murmur

mumble

beg

whimper

whine

croak

Preparation

finger

open [himself] up

work [himself] open

pump [fingers/toy] in and out

spread

shove

slick/slicken

lubed [himself] up

Blow Job

lick

suck

envelop

wet

mouth at [something]

slobber

dripping

flick tongue at/against

blow

drool

Hand Job/Masturbation

pump

twist

squeeze

rub

fondle

cup

stroke

palm

tap

grip

Dry Humping

grind

rub

rock

hump

roll hips together/against

Fucking

push in

press in/against

slide in

breach

pop in

bury [himself] in/into/inside

in to the hilt

penetrate

sink down on

split open

tight

fill

roll

thrust

drive

pound

rock

bounce

buck

slam

meld

frantic

fuse

pace [fast or slow, for example]

clench

grind

Orgasm/Words for Feeling Pleasure

come/cum

climax

peak

topple over

fall over

tumble over

let go

spill

contract

convulse

writhe

quiver

shiver

shudder

shoot

tremble

ejaculate

pulse

pulsate

twitch

arch [his back]

blissed out

spasm

burst

reeling

throb

tremor

ecstasy

swallow

shockwaves

release

spurt

jerk

Taste

tangy

sweet

bitter

salty

Smell

musky

heady

intoxicating

tangy

sweet

Cooldown/Cleanup

sticky

sweaty

glistening

chest heaving

wipe

dab

wash

spent

soften

flagged [as in: his cock flagged]

fulfilled

satisfied

left reeling

cuddle

snuggle

plaster [as in: plastered themselves together OR plastered to each other’s side]

flop around

boneless

limp

Words to Describe Cock

cock

dick

shaft

tip

ridge

hard

firm

glisten

thick

length

red

flushed

engorged

throbbing

quivering

twitching

Words to Describe Feelings/Touches/Movements/Sensations

gentle

soft

rough

hard

fervid 

feverish

fervor

passionate

vulnerable

exposed

sensual

silky

fleeting

prickle

tingle

tender

warm

electric

spark

Misc. Smutty Words and Phrases

with abandon

need

want

overcome

erupt in [goosebumps, for example]

pliant

viscous

erotic

long for

yearn

yield

urge

bloom [as in: color bloomed across his cheeks]

intimate

relax

vigorous

thrill

[prurientpuddlejumper]

Smut Thesaurus [18+/NSFW]

By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by  QuinnAnderson on AO3. 

How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂

It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong. 

EDIT: Here are some additional pointers!

Keep reading

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[onbearfeet]

THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

[boilingheart-archive]

Y’all little writers go on and have fun now

[prompt-heaven]

smut prompt list no. 2

1) overwhelmed, but happy crying during sex 

2) crying crying during sex that leads to a pause or early end to comfort and take care of whatever emotions bubbled over 

3) depression sex in order to feel something good for once

4) messy drunk sex that is then forgotten the morning after

5) filming it, either for private purposes or because they’re amateur pornstars

6) mutual masturbation

7) spying on/walking in on their partner touching themself 

8) sex in exchange for a favour

9) car sex

10) quiet airplane bathroom sex

11) touching the other while at the movies

12) sex while there is the background noise of a rainstorm outside

13) being snowed in together and fucking in front of the fireplace 

14) pool/hot tub sex

15) stargazing that turns into sex

16) the classic “oh, let me help you put some sunscreen on” but then the little massage turns into something more

17) sex while camping

18) fucking in the bar bathroom and being too drunk to care about being quiet 

19) when the teasing in the dressing room gets a little too hot

20) shower/bath sex

[whatagrump]

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

[thewritinggrindstone]

And!

“If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

[jaydove-writes]

Thank you

[localcanadiancryptid22]

Oh my god thank you. No wonder grammarly keeps complaining about my punctuation when I boot my writing up into word counter

[luna-azzurra]

Notes on Writing Chronic Pain

WARNING! THIS IS A LONG POST!!

If reading about pain, physical limitations, or chronic illness might trigger difficult memories or feelings for you, please skip this post. I don't want to cause you harm. I know how it feels when those memories surface unexpectedly.

Or If you do read this and have your own insights to add, please share them in the comments. Other writers trying to portray this experience authentically would benefit from hearing your perspective.

Take care of yourself first. 🌙

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

I made this post because I keep reading chronic pain and chronic illness written like a temporary inconvenience. Like it’s just a bad day. Or something a character “pushes through” once and then conveniently forgets about.

So, quick reminder before we start. Chronic illness is NOT a plot obstacle you overcome. It’s NOT a lesson. It’s NOT character development wrapped in pain and tied with a neat bow.

It does not end. It does not politely wait until the scene is over. And it does not care about pacing.

Chronic pain is a background condition. It’s always running. Even when nothing is happening. Especially when nothing is happening. Characters don’t “deal with it” and move on, they carry it. Every day. And this isn’t about romanticizing suffering or turning pain into aesthetic whump content. This is about REALISM, RESPECT and about remembering that a body can be both strong and unreliable at the same time.

So before we get into the details, just keep this in mind: If your character can forget their illness when it’s inconvenient to the plot, then it’s NOT chronic. It’s a prop.

Okay. Now we can start (sorry) …

⸻ Mornings are not fresh starts. Mornings are negotiations with a body that hates them. And these aren't heroic negotiations, okay? These aren't "I will push through and conquer" moments. These are small, pathetic, exhausting little bargains that make them feel like they're losing before the day even starts.

"If I roll onto my left side really, really slowly, maybe my lower back won't seize up like a rusted engine."

"If I sit up in stages, maybe I won't get the head rush that makes the ceiling spin and my vision go sparkly."

"If I put my feet on the floor one at a time and wait thirty seconds between each one, maybe my knees won't feel like they're full of broken glass."

Getting out of bed is not automatic. Healthy people just... do it. They swing their legs out, stand up, walk away. It's nothing. For someone with chronic pain, it's a strategy game they've been playing for months or years, and they are so tired of playing it. They're tired before they even start. The game is rigged and they know it and they have to play anyway because what's the alternative? Stay in bed forever? (Some days that sounds great, actually. Some days they do.

⸻ They learn their body's limits the way people learn weather patterns, and not because it's interesting, not because they want to, but because repetition beats it into them. This movement is fine. That movement is a maybe. That movement over there? That's a fucking mistake and they will pay for it three hours from now, or tonight, or tomorrow morning.

BECAUSE pain has delayed consequences.

You can do something that feels totally fine in the moment, like pick up a bag of groceries, reach for something on a high shelf, sit in a slightly wrong position for twenty minutes, and your body will send you the bill later. Maybe that night. Maybe the next day. You don't always know what you did wrong. You just know you're being punished for something, and you have to play detective with your own body to figure out what the hell you did to piss it off this time.

So they get cautious. Weirdly cautious. Other people see someone who's slow, careful, hesitant. What they don't see is the constant mental calculus: "Is this worth it? Will this cost me later? Can I afford this movement right now or am I already overdrawn?"

⸻ Pain changes how your brain works. Not in a cute, quirky way. In an annoying, frustrating, isolating way.

They drift mid-conversation. They lose the thread of what someone's saying. Their eyes glaze over. And it's not because they don't care, they probably care a lot, they probably want to be present, but their brain is already working overtime just tracking their body's constant error log. It's like trying to have a conversation while someone's car alarm is going off right next to you. Except the car alarm is inside their body and it never stops.

Background noise becomes unbearable. The hum of the refrigerator. Someone chewing. A dog barking three houses away. Sounds they'd normally tune out feel like they're scraping directly on their nerves. Because their nervous system is already maxed out, already overstimulated, already running at 100% capacity just managing the pain. There's no buffer left for normal life stuff.

Small discomforts stack. The tag in their shirt. The waistband of their pants. The temperature of the room. The brightness of the light. Individually, these things are nothing. Together, when their pain is already at a 6 or 7 out of 10, they become everything. Everything feels loud and wrong and too much, and they can't explain why they're suddenly upset about the texture of their socks without sounding unhinged.

⸻ The lies they tell (Mostly to Themselves): "It's fine.", "I'm used to it.", "It's not that bad today.", "I've had worse." They say these things constantly. To friends, family, coworkers, doctors, themselves. And this isn't them being strong or tough or brave. This is SURVIVAL.

Because if they reacted honestly every single time something hurt, they would never do anything ever again. They'd be a sobbing mess on the floor 24/7. So they learn to lie. They learn to minimize. They learn to put on the "I'm fine" face and wear it like armor, even when they're absolutely not fine, even when everything hurts, even when they want to scream.

And People believe them. People take "I'm fine" at face value because it's easier than dealing with the reality. So the character keeps saying it. Keeps performing okay-ness. Keeps pretending. Until they almost forget what the truth feels like.

⸻ Flare-ups are not predictable. This is important. Writers love to make pain logical "they overdid it yesterday so today they're suffering" and sure, sometimes that's true. But mostly flare-ups come from nothing. Or from everything. Or from something so small and stupid it feels like a big cosmic joke.

The weather changed. Barometric pressure dropped. They slept slightly wrong, not even in a weird position, just... wrong. They were stressed. They weren't stressed enough. They did too much. They did too little. Their body decided, for no reason at all, that today is a Bad Pain Day. There's no pattern. No logic or fairness. And that's the horror of it. They can do everything right, like eat well, sleep well, pace themselves, take their meds, and still wake up in agony. Or they can do everything wrong and feel mysteriously okay. There's no control.

⸻ PAIN AFFECTS MEMORY. This is real and documented and nobody fucking talks about it enough.

They forget words mid-sentence. Forget what they walked into a room for. Forget plans they made yesterday. Forget entire conversations. Their brain is so busy processing pain signals that everything else gets fuzzy and distant and hard to hold onto.

Pain affects focus. They start tasks and abandon them halfway through. They read the same paragraph five times and retain nothing. They zone out during important meetings and have no idea what was said.

Pain affects mood. They're irritable. Snappish. Short-tempered. They snap at someone they love over something tiny and feel immediately, crushingly guilty. Or they withdraw completely, go quiet and distant, because explaining why they're upset (they're not upset, they're just in pain, but pain makes everything feel like being upset) is almost as exhausting as the pain itself.

⸻ IMPORTANT: Pain meds DON'T make pain vanish. Anyone who thinks they do has never taken them for chronic pain.

They blur it. Muffle it. Turn the sharp stabbing into a dull ache. Trade the ice-pick-in-the-spine for a whole-body heaviness. The pain is still there. It's just quieter, Like someone turned down the volume but didn't change the station. And there's a trade-off. ALWAYS.

They can think clearly and hurt more, or hurt less and think through fog. Neither option feels good. Both feel like loss. They have to choose between being present-but-suffering or comfortable-but-absent. Between doing their job well while gritting their teeth or doing it poorly while floating three feet outside their own body.

Some days they skip the meds because they need to be sharp for something important. And they suffer for it. Some days they take the meds and feel guilty about being sluggish, slow, not themselves. There's no winning. Just different ways of losing.

⸻ AND YES PLEASE. There are GOOD DAYS.

Days when the pain is a 3 instead of a 7. Days when they can move almost normally. Days when they almost feel like themselves again.

And good days are fragile. They treat them like spun glass. They're careful not to push too hard, not to overdo it, not to ruin it. They hoard good days. Savor them. Try to squeeze every possible moment of normal out of them before they end.

But good days are also haunted. Haunted by the knowledge that this is temporary. That the pain will come back. It always comes back. So they can't fully relax into the good day, can't fully enjoy it, because they're waiting for the other shoe to drop. Waiting for the pain to return. Bracing for it. And sometimes, the good day makes the next bad day worse. Because they overdid it (or their body thinks they did). Because they forgot to be careful. Because they got a taste of normal and their body punished them for it.

SOOOOOO...... Chronic pain doesn't pause your life. It doesn't press the big red STOP button on everything you are and want to be. It just makes everything harder. More complicated. More exhausting. But people still do things. They still have lives. They still want things, achieve things, love things, create things.

So let them.

Let them fall in love. Let them get butterflies and stay up too late texting someone and feel that giddy, ridiculous hope, even though they're lying in bed at a careful angle with a heating pad pressed to their lower back. Let the excitement be real. Let the pain be real. Let both things exist in the same moment because that's how life actually works.

Let them be good at their job. Let them be the person everyone goes to for answers, the one who trains new people, the one who solved that problem nobody else could figure out. Let them have expertise and competence and pride in their work. Let them also need to sit down halfway through their shift. Let them work from home on bad days and still deliver excellent results. Let their pain not erase their capability.

Let them make art. Let them write or draw or play music or build things with their hands, even if their hands hurt. Let them have to stop frequently, shake out the stiffness, take breaks. Let the process take three times longer than it used to. Let them finish anyway. Let them create something beautiful while their body protests every minute of it. Let the art matter more than the pain.

Let them be a good friend. Let them show up for people. Let them remember birthdays and give thoughtful advice and send memes at 2 AM and be someone their friends genuinely treasure. Let them also cancel plans sometimes. Let them do both. Let their friendships survive the cancellations because they're worth keeping around. Let them be loved not despite the pain but as a whole person who includes it.

Let them have hobbies that aren't "gentle" or "pain-friendly." Let them hike, even if they have to go slow and take breaks and choose easier trails than they used to. Let them garden, even if they can only do twenty minutes at a time and need a special stool. Let them dance in their kitchen to a song they love, even if it's just swaying, even if they'll pay for it later. Let them decide it's worth it.

Let them be funny. Let them crack jokes about their own situation, dark humor, self-deprecating humor, whatever gets them through. Let them make their friends laugh until they cry. Let them be the funny one in the group, not the tragic one. Let their personality be bigger than their pain.

Let them travel. Let them plan trips carefully, build in rest days, choose accessible options, bring extra medication. Let them also stand at the edge of the Grand Canyon or on a beach in another country or in a museum they've wanted to visit for years. Let them have those moments. Let them ache the whole time and still think it was worth it.

Let them raise kids. Let them be parents who play on the floor (for ten minutes, then need to get up). Let them coach little league from the bench. Let them braid hair and help with homework and give piggyback rides on good days and watch from the sidelines on bad days. Let their kids love them fiercely. Let them be good parents who sometimes hurt too much to lift their toddler and find other ways to connect instead.

Let them get promoted. Let them achieve the thing they've been working toward. Let them earn recognition, respect, success. Let them also need accommodations. Let them work from home sometimes or take breaks or use mobility aids. Let these things coexist. Let their pain not disqualify them from ambition.

Let them be vain. Let them care about how they look. Let them dress up, do their makeup, style their hair, feel hot. Let them choose comfort sometimes and fashion other times. Let them navigate the trade-off and make different choices on different days. Let their pain not steal their relationship with their own appearance.

Let them be angry about something else. Let them rage about politics or injustice or a book ending they hated. Let their emotional life be about more than pain. Let them have opinions and passions and causes they care about. Let them protest, advocate, argue, fight for things that matter. Let their pain not consume their entire identity.

Let them forgive themselves. Let them have days where they accept their limitations without shame. Let them say "I can't do that today" without spiraling into self-hatred. Let them be gentle with themselves sometimes. Let it be a hard-won skill they're still learning. Let them get better at it slowly.

Let them grieve and let them live. Let both be true at the same time. Let them miss their old body and also appreciate what their current body can still do. Let them mourn what they've lost and celebrate what they've kept. Let them contain multitudes.

Let them be whole people. Complicated people. People who hurt and also people who laugh, achieve, love, create, connect, matter.

Let their pain be part of their story, not the whole story.

Let them succeed and hurt.

Let them live and hurt.

LET THEM BE REAL.

[ijustwannawritepls]

Underused Microexpressions for Attraction

We’ve done lip biting to death... Let’s evolve.

• Eyes flicking to someone’s mouth mid-sentence • Forgetting what they were about to say • Leaning in unconsciously • Mirroring posture without realizing • Smiling at something that wasn’t that funny • Adjusting hair or clothes when the other person enters • Noticing and remembering details no one else bothers to • A pause before pulling their hand away • Shoulders softening • Looking away first and then back again • Swallowing before speaking • Voice lowering slightly • Turning their body fully toward the other person • A delayed reaction to a touch

[nsk96]

Writing Help

General Tips

The purpose of writing

Important: only you can tell your stories

Every fanfiction genre has value

HOW TO STAY MOTIVATED!

Maintaining Motivation

Reasons to Keep Writing

Stretch your hands and fingers

Analyze the stories that you like

Title creation

How to comment on your favorite fics

Moodboard sources

PIRATED FAN FICS!!!

Fanfiction is legitimate (featuring Neil Gaiman)

Angst and Horror: if you can't handle it

Publishing

Writing Smut: overcoming shame

Don't toss your work

Dialogue / Writing rules

Prologue

Paragraph breaks

Sentence length matters!

Dialogue punctuation

Scene Checklist

Body Language

Descriptions between dialogue

3 dots in a sentence (Ellipsis)

Using adverbs

Using adjectives

Coming Outs

Commonly misused words & phrases

Words to Avoid

Flirting!

World Building

World building through plot holes

Using context clues

Creating land

Government

Matriarchal society

Dystopia

Descriptions

Resources for Describing Physical things

Alcoholic drinks & cocktails

KISS SCENES

Clothing references

Sewing sources (includes history of fashion)

Hair texture

Skin color/tone

Sword / Martial arts inspo

Character Development

Character sheet

Character sheets

Character development, agency, plot

Esk*mo is a slur

Naming characters

Naming characters in other cultures

Emotional intelligence

Human body limits

Making threats and the third option

Bartenders

Children

Kids

Asian characters

Muslim characters

Slavic characters

Russian names

Mixed characters

Bilingual characters

Blind or Visually Impaired

Morally grey

Dangerous female characters

Liars

Romance development

Healthy Relationship

Sacrifices

Redemption arc vs forgiveness

Redemption arc trope

Regret / Remorse

Prompts/one-liners

Prompt masterlist

Another prompt masterlist

A third prompt masterlist

Best friends to lovers

Mob Boss

Prophecy of lost child

Super power of truth

Enemies to lovers

Enemies to lovers: Reasons to hate

Enemies to lovers: Getting together

Enemies to lovers Prompts!

Enemies to lovers: Fake dating

Past-life Enemies to lovers

Late-night wandering

Compliments

Touch-starved

Romance/physical intimacy prompts

Romance: little acts of love

Smut

Reputation

Break-ups

More sources

Masterlist: body language, words, translator

Masterlist: prompts, LGBTQ+, NSFW Advice

Meme: fanfiction problems

Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Bechdel Test

Part 2 ->

[ladynephthyss]

words to use when writing

Appetite:

craving, demand, gluttony, greed, hunger, inclination, insatiable, longing, lust, passion, ravenousness, relish, taste, thirst, urge, voracity, weakness, willingness, yearning, ardor, dedication, desire, devotion, enthusiasm, excitement, fervor, horny, intensity, keenness, wholeheartedness, zeal

Arouse:

agitate, awaken, electrify, enliven, excite, entice, foment, goad, incite, inflame, instigate, kindle, provoke, rally, rouse, spark, stimulate, stir, thrill, waken, warm, whet, attract, charm, coax, fire up, fuel, heat up, lure, produce, stir up, tantalize, tease, tempt, thrum, torment, wind up, work up

Assault:

attack, advancing, aggressive, assailing, charging, incursion, inundated, invasion, offensive, onset, onslaught, overwhelmed, ruinous, tempestuous, strike, violation, ambush, assail, barrage, bombard, bombardment, crackdown, wound

Beautiful: 

admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, bewitching, charming, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, exquisite, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, grand, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, stunning, sublime, attractive, beguiling, captivating, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, eye-catching, fetching, fine, fine-looking, good-looking, handsome, inviting, lovely, mesmeric, mesmerizing, pretty, rakish, refined, striking, tantalizing, tempting

Brutal:

atrocious, barbarous, bloodthirsty, callous, cruel, feral, ferocious, hard, harsh, heartless, inhuman, merciless, murderous, pitiless, remorseless, rough, rude, ruthless, savage, severe, terrible, unmerciful, vicious, bestial, brute, brutish, cold-blooded, fierce, gory, nasty, rancorous, sadistic, uncompromising, unfeeling, unforgiving, unpitying, violent, wild

Burly:

able-bodied, athletic, beefy, big, brawny, broad-shouldered, bulky, dense, enormous, great, hard, hardy, hearty, heavily built, heavy, hefty, huge, husky, immense, large, massive, muscular, mighty, outsized, oversized, powerful, powerfully built, prodigious, robust, solid, stalwart, stocky, stout, strapping, strong, strongly built, sturdy, thick, thickset, tough, well-built, well-developed

Carnal:

animalistic, bodily, impure, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lustful, physical, prurient, salacious, sensuous, voluptuous, vulgar, wanton, , coarse, crude, dirty, raunchy, rough, unclean

Dangerous:

alarming, critical, fatal, formidable, impending, malignant, menacing, mortal, nasty, perilous, precarious, pressing, serious, terrible, threatening, treacherous, urgent, vulnerable, wicked, acute, damaging, deadly, death-defying, deathly, destructive, detrimental, explosive, grave, harmful, hazardous, injurious, lethal, life-threatening, noxious, poisonous, risky, severe, terrifying, toxic, unsafe, unstable, venomous

Dark:

atrocious, corrupt, forbidding, foul, infernal, midnight, morbid, ominous, sinful, sinister, somber, threatening, twilight, vile, wicked, abject, alarming, appalling, baleful, bizarre, bleak, bloodcurdling, boding evil, chilling, cold, condemned, creepy, damned, daunting, demented, desolate, dire, dismal, disturbing, doomed, dour, dread, dreary, dusk, eerie, fear, fearsome, frightening, ghastly, ghostly, ghoulish, gloom, gloomy, grave, grim, grisly, gruesome, hair-raising, haunted, hideous, hopeless, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifying, horror, ill-fated, ill-omened, ill-starred, inauspicious, inhospitable, looming, lost, macabre, malice, malignant, menacing, murky, mysterious, night, panic, pessimistic, petrifying, scary, shadows, shadowy, shade, shady, shocking, soul-destroying, sour, spine-chilling, spine-tingling, strange, terrifying, uncanny, unearthly, unlucky, unnatural, unnerving, weird, wretched

Delicious:

enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty

Ecstasy:

delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled

Ecstatic:

delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild

Erotic:

amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing

Gasp:

catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded 

Heated:

ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous

Hunger:

appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst

Hungry:

avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting

Intense:

forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous

Liquid:

damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping

Lithe:

agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry

Moan:

beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl

Moving:

(exciting,) affecting, effective  arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling

Need:

compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen

Pain: 

ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart

Painful:

aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded

Perverted: 

aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile 

Pleasurable:

charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent

Pleasure:

bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven 

Rapacious:

avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering

Rapture:

bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy

Rigid:

adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering

Sudden:

abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning

Thrust:

(forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel

(push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick

Thunder-struck:

amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback 

Torment:

agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe

Touch:

(physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap 

(mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize

Wet:

bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water

Wicked:

abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched

Writhe: 

agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank 

[luna-azzurra]

TIPS FOR WRITING SLOW-BURN DESIRE <3

[littleoddwriter]

@ "x reader" fic writers

some basic things you should consider doing when you're writing and posting your "x reader" fic:

clearly state what kind of "reader" it is; i.e. female, male, gender neutral, trans

clearly state the type of relationship reader has with the character(s); i.e. romantic, sexual, platonic, established, first time/meeting/getting-together

do not use descriptions for reader, unless clearly stated beforehand to be relevant -> relevant things (to the plot or kind of story/headcanons) could be: if reader is trans, short, tall, thin, fat, an otherworldly being, has glasses, scars, a limb difference, a chronic illness, a disability, even their skin colour or ethnicity, etc. -> if none of these things are at all relevant to the actual story, keep reader neutral and don't use any language that may insinuate one or the other -> the whole point of reader inserts is to be inclusive, so that absolutely anybody could insert themselves into the story. otherwise, it is no longer a reader insert, but rather an OC or self-insert!

if you include any kind of photos or aesthetics, moodboards, etc. for the reader to have visuals to adjust their imagination with, avoid actual people in them -> the second that you use a photo of a white person, a brunette, a blond(e), somebody with long or short, and curly or straight, hair, etc. it destroys all neutrality for many potential readers -> it doesn't matter if you state that the actual story is race neutral or doesn't describe reader in other ways, the photos already tell a different story and can alienate potential readers (this also includes gender, if it's a gender neutral story and you use a woman in the photos. same goes for bodies!)

if it's smut, clearly state what kind of sexual activities and kinks (if any) it includes and also what genitals reader has, or who is on top/bottom or dom/sub, if relevant -> trans people often read mostly untagged stories, hoping that it means that they're gender neutral, only to be hit with every gender dysphoria-inducing word imaginable -> everybody has preferences! not every female reader is a submissive bottom (or kinky, or submissive at all), and vice versa. and not every reader likes the same sexual acts (i.e. penetrative sex, oral sex, etc.)

if you're wondering how to write gender neutral smut: -> describe the actual activity less, focus more on sensations, and other things that could convey what's going on without using gendered language for reader. -> if you must describe reader's genitalia and they're the bottom, use words like "hole". you may describe "wetness" because lube is important either way. you may describe fingering as preparation because it should happen either way. -> if reader is the top, it can be a little more difficult, but at the same time... whether or not it's a strap-on, it can be described like a dick or a toy anyway, so you may stick to that without actually insinuating one or the other (i.e. it's up to the reader if it is actually a strap-on or a penis). again, focus on sensations and what's happening in other ways, rather than just describing the action in a clinical or dirty talk-esque way.

it's been extremely frustrating to see barely any changes in this regard over the years, to be honest. writers still blatantly cross tag their fics, refuse to state reader's gender anywhere beforehand, use white people for their aesthetics, or even describe reader in ways that imply them to be white. again, this is the fic genre that should be the most inclusive, but it's always been the opposite in my experience. things have to change.

I've listed some of my own fics as examples for pretty much every point, under the cut, to better illustrate what I mean:

my most recent fic (as of the time of this post) that can show how to properly and clearly state what kind of reader, relationship, and contents the fic contains

a fic with a teenage!reader, who has a platonic father figure-type relationship with the character, that can show how those descriptors are relevant to the story

headcanons with a chubby/fat reader to show a different descriptor relevant to the kind of post you're making without describing anything else about reader

a gender neutral smut fic where reader is a dominant bottom (it's kinky, so please read the contents carefully before proceeding!) that shows how you can describe it without using any gendered terms for reader's genitalia

another gender neutral smut fic, also with reader as the bottom, but not kinky, longer, and more descriptive to show how one could write it from preparation to sex to orgasm without using any gendered language for reader

this isn't me trying to be all "holier-than-thou" or whatever, of course. I've had to learn this, too, and people can slip up and we can unintentionally use phrasings or small descriptors without thinking anything of it that end up making others feel excluded. it's just important to be reflective enough to see that, and to change it when you or somebody else notices it.

[i-am-a-fish]

installing a few extensions can make scrolling tumblr feel so so soso so much better. I very much recommend getting an extension called XKit Rewritten and/or Tumblr Savior, they're both free and they give you lots of options to customize your dashboard. I also highly recommend getting an adblocker for whatever browser you use! uBlock Origin is a good one

[liyahology]

JOURNALING IDEAS

for all those empty journals you may have and don’t know what to do with.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ COMMONPLACE JOURNAL — a journal that travels with you wherever you go. it typically contains quotes, writings, research, thoughts, ideas, etc. this journal can help you spark your creativity, record important thoughts, and declutter your mind.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ MEDIA JOURNAL — a journal where you can keep track of and record your thoughts on media such as movies, shows, books, etc. this is great for delving more into media analysis and understanding what you consume.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ “BEST DAY EVER” JOURNAL — a journal used for writing down things that happen through your daily life that could make it the best day ever. this helps to shift your mindset and make you more receptive to positivity and gratitude.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ SHADOW WORK JOURNAL — a journal meant for answering shadow work and reflection prompts. shadow work is said to have many benefits for healing, growth, and self-acceptance.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ “ALL ABOUT ME” JOURNAL — a journal dedicated to you. you can keep track of everything and anything about yourself such as your likes and dislikes, fears and aspirations, things people may not know about you, etc. you can also take a variety of personality tests such as the mtbi and enneagram and record your results here. this can strengthen your sense of identity and grow self-love and acceptance.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ RESEARCH JOURNAL — a journal for you to delve further into anything that piques your curiosity. you can take notes, answer questions, and even write essays on whatever topic you’d like. this builds your knowledge and helps you explore new topics.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ GRATITUDE JOURNAL — a journal where you reflect on three to five things you’re grateful for every day. this helps you become more present and thankful for the things in your daily life and focus more on the positives.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ DAILY JOURNAL — otherwise known as a diary. you can use a daily journal to record and reflect on your day-to-day life and important memories. having journals from the years to look back on can be very nostalgic and eye-opening.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ “JUNK” JOURNAL — a journal that helps you create artistic pieces using everyday items such as receipts, stickers, labels, and other finds. it can help boost creativity and allows you to make art of keepsakes and memories.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ MENTAL HEALTH JOURNAL — a journal for you to record your thoughts and experiences with mental health. it can also be used to vent and write out your feelings unabashedly. this can help regulate your emotions, understand patterns and triggers, and is great to have if you have a therapist you can share it with.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ EVERYTHING JOURNAL — similar to a commonplace journal, this is a journal that can be used as a collection of anything and everything. some examples are recipes, lists, quotes, thoughts, research, etc. if you tend to save a lot of posts on social media, you can also go through those posts and write down anything that inspired you to save them. this can help keep you organized and clear your mind.

ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ BOOK JOURNAL — a media journal but specifically for books. this journal can help you keep track of the books you have read as well as your ratings and reviews. you can also keep track of the genres, amount of pages, and authors you read. additionally, you can partake in reading challenges such as the alphabet challenge, where you read a books with titles that start with every letter of the alphabet. this adds a creative touch to reading and helps you better understand the books you read.

★ˎˊ˗ “ME IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES” JOURNAL — this journal focuses more on creative writing. after watching a new movie or show or reading a new book, you can use this journal to write about what you’d be like in its universe. this can help strengthen your imagination and writing as well as better grasp the media you consume.

★ˎˊ˗ DREAM JOURNAL — a journal where you record as much detail of your dreams as you can. this is said to help grow your awareness in your dreams.

★ˎˊ˗ MANIFESTATION JOURNAL — a journal to record all of your manifestations. this helps you to align your mindset with your desires.

★ˎˊ˗ VOCABULARY JOURNAL — a journal where you can keep track of new words you come across in daily life or from media and their definitions. this allows you to grow your vocabulary.

★ˎˊ˗ WRITING JOURNAL — a journal for any form of writing such as poems, short stories, and essays. this is perfect for those who enjoy writing or want to practice their writing skills.

★ˎˊ˗ MUSIC JOURNAL — for those who love music, this journal can be used to record the songs that you enjoy. you can also write about what you think the song or its lyrics mean or how it may relate to you. this is great for analyzing music and understanding yourself more through it.

★ˎˊ˗ COMPLIMENT JOURNAL — a journal for you to write down all of the meaningful compliments you receive. being able to look back on them over time and reread them may help to increase confidence.

[bluujelly]

to add, i saw a tiktok saying that they journal their saved tiktoks to beat doomscrolling. i also saw a comment saying they journal or write down their screenshots so they can delete them to clear up space. i found these to be good ideas for journaling.

[liyahology]

this, this, this, this! i saw a similar tiktok and was baffled at how brilliant of an idea that was. i chronically save anything and everything on my socials but never take the time to go back through and see what inspired me and why i saved them in the first place, so i’m definitely going to add that to my own journaling routine. thank you so much for adding that! <3

[twunkishwritingclub]

Hi, Im hopeful for a lord of the rings and a Legand of zelda: tears of the kingdom match up?

My sexuality is pansexaul. Gender isnt a deciding factor for me in a relationship. Its the perosn personality; being honest, if we can match each other energy and enjoy each other's company while joking and during the silences. I hope that made sense

My pronouns are they/them non-binary. For appearances i try to be as ambiguous presenting as possible and I love my pericings. Currently have 8 on my ears and want more.

Personality wise, im introverted and pretty quiet, most of the time. Ill try to make jokes, like sarcasm, and depending on the conversation topic i can talk for long periods. But for the most part, I just keep to myself.

In my friend group, im known to be prepare as I like to be ready to help my friends. With anything minor to needing a wet wipe to needing first aid kit lol. i also suffer back pain quite frequently (i hurt myself so easily and its annoying as i just want to skateboard), and use to dealing it by myself. I tend to not mention im having a pain flare unless its really bad that i have to be in bed for the day lol

My hobbies include reading books, Knitting and crochet clothing items or the occasion plushie and playing on my switch.

For fandom detail, i would like for the race to be human for lotr. And during my play through of totk, my favourite area is the Rito Village. Idk, I'll thought that'll could be a funny detail to add? Feel free to ingore that lol

Sorry this is really long! Thank you for considering, I hope you have a good day!

@junkersandroadies-son This matchup was super fun to do, especially because one of the results seemed obvious and the other kind of came out of nowhere, but I still think it works! I really hope you like it!  

Lord of the Rings

I Ship you with... Samwise Gamgee!

First off, I need to congratulate you on getting the perfect husband 👏 because we all know that Sam would treat his partner right! And honestly? I didn’t even need to think about this one. You two would be so cute together.

I usually don’t even mention gender stuff, but I do feel the need to say that Sam is very protective of you, especially because you’re nonbinary. For as lovely as Hobbiton is, some of its residents can be a little close-minded and gossip a lot, and Samwise Gamgee would never stand for someone giving his sweetheart a hard time for anything, but especially because of what you are. All of your neighbors learn to use They/Them pronouns for you very quickly because, despite his short stature and sweet personality, he will absolutely roast anyone’s ass who questions you. Even his fellow hobbits are surprised at how scary he can get sometimes, especially because he goes right back to being your adoring househusband immediately after he finished his brutal scolding. The switch is a little shocking, even to you, but you know that it comes from a place of love. 💗

Now, moving on to your actual relationship, you two are SO cute together! Even with your withdrawn personality, Sam’s utter sweetness and wholehearted love will steal your heart faster than even he expected. He isn’t a very confident hobbit, so he’s surprised that you love him back as much as you do, so please take good care of him and his little hobbit heart. And no matter how closed off you are, Samwise Gamgee will always bring you right out of that shell without even trying. As soon as he shows up to your door with a bouquet of flowers that he grew himself, all of those walls are going to fall down within about five minutes.

Sam would strive to give you the perfect life, especially because he is such a domestic guy. All hobbits are honestly, but Samwise Gamgee is the definition of a malewife, and he takes great pride in it. Because of your more introverted and quiet personality, Sam would love to spend lazy, comforting days at home with you, because you don’t have to get overwhelmed by people and can just enjoy each other’s personalities for as long as you want. And seeing you curled up on the couch, whether you’re reading or knitting, brings such a strong flush of warmth to his cheeks. He’s so happy and proud to be dating you, and he’s going to do everything he can to let you know it!

Speaking of which, Sam would put in so much effort into making you happy, healthy and safe. When he learns about your severe back pain, he fusses and panics a little, but it’s in a really cute way honestly. You two will try literally anything that might work, mostly at Sam’s insistence, because he cannot stand seeing you hurt! And if hot compresses, ice, a massage or medication just isn’t working, he will stay curled up with you in bed, kissing all over your face and wrapping his short arms around you, trying to make you feel better. Even if the pain doesn’t go away, Sam’s sweet, pure-hearted love for you is enough to ease your suffering quite a bit.

You both balance each other out really well, honestly. You’re both the type to always be prepared, no matter what, and your friends absolutely adore you for it. Plus, just watching you two interact is enough to bring a smile to anyone’s face! Long nights have been spent in Sam’s quite hobbit hole, just chatting and laughing together, and Sam wouldn’t have it any other way. Especially after the trauma of the journey to Mordor, being able to settle down with you is everything he could’ve wished for.

Tears of the Kingdom

I Ship you with... Purah!

This might seem like it came out of nowhere, but something about your description made me think of Purah and then I kept thinking about it and it just seemed too perfect. 

Your quiet and introverted personality would balance out with Purah’s really eccentric and bombastic character. I honestly feel like she can be really sarcastic, and there’s nothing she loves more than making you smile, so you might accidentally bring that side of her out more. Purah is also definitely the type of person who could bring you out of your shell, both with her friendliness and scientific knowledge. She’s a pretty fascinating person to be around, and you two would make such a good, healthy couple.

And given Purah’s naturally scientific personality, she would honestly see your shyness as a challenge. You’re her new research project and she takes immense pleasure in learning about you, though she’ll reel herself in and go at your pace. She doesn’t want to overwhelm you, but she just thinks you’re so cool sometimes! Also, when she learns how bad your back pain is, she will be throwing all of her resources at pain management research. She’d probably invent something to help with your pain, honestly. Like some sort of posture brace or pain medication or salve that would become famous across Hyrule for how helpful it is, but she made it specifically for you. You inspire her so much! Purah swears that she’s become a better scientist than ever after she started dating you.

There’s also so many things that Purah appreciates and admires about you, even if they’re different from her own interests and hobbies. You two definitely share a habit of being very prepared for basically any situation, and after you become a couple that just kind of doubles. If one of you somehow doesn’t have something, then the other absolutely does. You two laugh about this all the time, and it’s something that Purah absolutely loves about you. But she also adores how creative you are!! Watching you knit or crochet brings her a lot of peace. You’ll both be in the same room, with you crocheting and her tinkering with her latest tech project, and it’s just blissfully domestic. You may also get distracted because she’ll sometimes just stare at you, utterly smitten, admiring how gorgeous you look when you work.

Anything you make will proudly be worn by Purah, and she takes every opportunity she gets to brag about you. She especially loves watching you make plushies because you’ll often give them out to the kids in Lookout Landing, and that makes her feel like her heart is going to beat out of her chest! She definitely covers your face in kisses after that because you’re just too sweet!

Purah just loves you soooo much and does everything she can to be a good partner for you, and to make you as happy as you’ve made her. She swears that you’ve improved her life in every possible way, and she strives to do the same for you, however that may look. She’s a very multi-talented Sheikah and is determined to care for you as best as she possibly can, and she’s going to succeed no matter what!

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THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE MATCH UP, I LOVE THEM!

I get THE Sam Gamgee and Purah? I feel like i won the lottery! Thank you so much for mentioning my gender identity and back pain, I love the headcanons for them. Its so wholesome! Ill definitely be re reading over and over and over again!