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@raccoonmilf and @xiranjayzhao with the guillotine

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

ivy-michaels

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

1-hug-man

HE DID NOTHING WRONG

escuerzoresucitado

bearcatcatbear

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

Slipknot, Tea, and an all nighter. Just what the doc ordered for 8 in the morning

jellyfishforest135

Activated them like sleeper agents

#if all else fails #use every teacher’s cursed technique #quiet coyotes

zlightyearbuz

aforest2006remaster

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

aforest2006remaster

you know… these guys

fanotastic

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

citrineghost

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

lonevarg

@fanotastic more worms

fanotastic

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

fanotastic

Fuck you guys.

fanotastic

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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writing-prompt-s

A tragedy at sea ended with a spoiled rich kid/teen and a poor kid/teen marooned on an island. Years pass; they're found. Both have become hardened, scarred survivors. Their families struggle to reconcile the people they knew to who they are now, especially since they're now fond of each other.

konoko

every day is literally just me distracting myself until i fall asleep at 3am

vamplire

there’s a spider in my room and i can’t sleep because it went under the baseboard but it’s in here and i’m tired

#sleep on the floor boss

klapollo

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

noelle-ism

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

rodserlingofficial

gored-gourd

Hey, Sammy

Thanks to the goat @sapphiregem01 for the idea👇

(This is my first time drawing Sam so I’m still figuring him out in my style and stuff so please forgive that)

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.