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Adrien: so nino, im writing a play about my life and I need you to be my dad

Nino: i dont wanna be your dad!

Adrien: good you already know your lines!

Marinette: how many shots of espresso does it take to kill yourself?

Alya: i dont know, probably 16

Marinette: 17 it is

Adrien: mari nO

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have you ever made food while listening to music and you want the food to be done quicker but you also dont want the song to end so you're in a constant loop of which is more important?

yea me too

Loki [after anyone does anything]: Once again, I hate people.

Loki: LADY, SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX TO DRIFT IN THE RIVER!

Valkyrie: [pauses, sadly] ...you’re right

Loki:

Loki: Wait no we talked about this

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Gabriel: You know it's so hard to be a single teen mother when you're an adult male with no kids.

Adrien: father-

Gabriel: -whom?

Weezer covering Toto and Toto covering Weezer in retaliation?!

oh boy oh boy aren't I glad to live in this century

#music #muscian #weezer #Africa by toto #Africa by weezer #funny memes #Toto #they are great at their jobs and I love them so much #africa #milennials #milennial anthem #please dont look at this

Michelle: peter, you are extraordinary

Peter: *blushes* thanks mj

Michelle: no I mean you are extra ordinary

Peter:

Michelle: I mean you're a basic bitch

Steve: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined

Bucky: heck

Steve: you're on thin fucking ice

Steve: oh no

Peter: ...pickles are just cucumbers taking a vinegar bath

Tony: Peter, its 4 am!

Loki: ...if I dont make it back... remember you’re the one that made me come here

Thor: wha-

Loki: ill make it back!

#thor #Thor Odinson #Thor and Loki #THOR SON OF ODIN #thor the god of thunder #loki ragnarok #thor ragnarok #the dark world #avengers inifinity war #Avengers #infinity war #infinity stones #brothers #source: jurassic world

Bucky: ...if I dont make it back... remember you’re the one that made me come here

Steve: wha-

Bucky: ill make it back!

#source: jurassic world #bucky #Bucky Barnes #stevebucky #stucky #james buchanan barnes #james barnes #steve #Steve Rogers #captain america #captain america the winter soldier #Captain America Civil War #Captain America The First Avenger #the winter soldier

my cousin asked me today how many avengers does it take to defeat Thanos?

her response...

half

You know that scene in the Captain America: The First Avenger where cap is running through the German camp to rescue Bucky and the rest of the 107th? Well this is how my conversation with my friend went today...

me: how can no soldier hear him? I mean he's like running on roofs and beating up people and like nobody cares?

friend: I know. Is he supposed to sound like a Prius?

#Captain America Civil War #captain america #captain America the first avenger #steve rogers #captain America the winter soldier #steve #rogers #avengers inifinity war #bucky #Bucky barnes #James buchanan barnes #stevebucky #peggy carter #armin zola #hydra #agents of shield #stucky

Tom Holland: *is born*

Frog:

#tom holland #spiderman #spider-man: homecoming #infinity war #infinity stones #captain america civil war #friendly neighborhood spiderman #peter parker #aunt may #tony stark #iron spider #tom #harry holland #sam holland #paddy holland #harrison osterfield

Thor: I guess Im just too tough to cry.

Loki: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Thor: They dont have arms!

#thor #thor ragnarok #thor son of odin #thor odinson #loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #loki ragnarok #source: steven universe #thor the god of thunder #lord of thunder #hela odinsdottir #thor and loki #avengers inifinity war #avengers #revengers

My dad and I were watching Ragnarok and obviously when Loki came on screen I started screeching and my dad was like “what?” and I was like “cause he's best” and then my own father had the nerve to say that it was all Loki’s fault that Thanos got the Space Stone

ummmmmmm excuse me I mean you're right but my sON cAnt HeLP hIMsElf

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