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Being a 24 year old virgin who survived sexual abuse when she was teen sucks.

Basically I’m Gay

Iron Man sex dream

So I had a sex dream where the whole time I was trying to hook up with Robert Downey Jr. Who was also iron Man. Now it was not Tony Stark nor was it Robert Downey Jr the actor it was simply Robert Downey jr the iron Man. So any way I did the deed and as it turns out I was also Robert Downey jr. So in conclusion I was in a dream where I ultimately had sex with my self but my self happened to be Robert Downey Jr.

What the hell do I do with this?

He's an attractive fellow but I've never really been that much into him.

#iron man #Robert Downey Jr #actor #sex dream #tony stark #dream #wtf #dream interpretation #interpret my dream #sex #avengers #marvel

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CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati.

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you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell.

Almost two years ago I was approached by a man at a bar. He was very handsome— tall, with great cheek bones and the kind of eyes that crinkle at the corners with every smile. That man asked to buy me and my friends a drink.

Not wanting to give him the wrong idea, we turned him down. None of us were single, and we’d all had experiences where men have expected things from us after providing seemingly generous acts of charity.

That man spent the rest of the night harassing us. He followed us around the bar, dumped a beer over my friend’s head when she confronted him, made lewd comments about my ass when I walked passed to go to the bathroom. We tried to tell the bar staff what was happening, but with the room being so crowded, by the time we managed to locate the bouncer, he’d disappeared into a throng of people.

That man approached us when we were on our way to our car. He was verbally aggressive, throwing slurs at us and stepping into our personal space. When I pushed him away, he punched me in the face hard enough to knock me down. When my friend tried to call the police, he slammed her head into a wall.

We were lucky that after that, he panicked an ran away. It could have been much, much worse.

Bottom line? Fuck you if you think all women want is attention from attractive men. Fuck you for eternity.

Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye.

jimhines

“Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye.”

jcoleknowsbest

men gotta stop this shit…

goshyn-deactivated20191025

This makes me so sad because it’s true.

chocolatebelieversoul

Leave it to Louis CK to expose ‘em!

emilhamil

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

lord-kitschener

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

princesstigerbelle

She has the ballie

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Incredibles 2 Official Teaser Trailer

anthonycrowleymoved

the thrilling saga

anthonycrowleymoved

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

anthonycrowleymoved

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

anthonycrowleymoved

it’s happened again i cannot believe

maliciousmelons

remember that show about the ancient chinese cats

grandpafucker-deactivated202310

there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated the whole thing

maliciousmelons

remember that show about the ancient chinese cats

grandpafucker-deactivated202310

there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated the whole thing

weavemama

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

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This shit is wild.

goodshinyhunter

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

galaxy-manticore

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.