hey, it's been a minute!
for anyone still following this blog, i just wanted to say hey! i am in fact Alive and back on tumblr.com, just not on this blog!
if you wanna say hi, i'm over at @heds-n-tails now, so feel free to stop by!
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hey, it's been a minute!
for anyone still following this blog, i just wanted to say hey! i am in fact Alive and back on tumblr.com, just not on this blog!
if you wanna say hi, i'm over at @heds-n-tails now, so feel free to stop by!
*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
my two favourite things about this
everyone knows what this is
the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago
Seen a lot of people go around w/o context saying "c!Punz has a canonical soft spot for c!Tommy." Curious - is this true or just a joke that, albeit sweet and/or funny, the fandom has adopted
it's based on three things !
1: first, punz being the one to save tommy and tubbo during the disc war finale. "I'm sorry dream, but you should've paid me more." is iconic and doesn't need anymore explanation
2: punz was already egged when tommy died, and the people possessed by the egg all celebrated his death because the egg saw him as a threat. but before punz joined in he stopped and said "But I saved him." in a very quiet voice
3: I don't remember if this was said before or after the second point, but cc!punz said that he had a soft spot for tommy after rescuing him ! which is why punz reacted to his death the way that he did despite the egg's influence.
it's not a major part of his character or anything, he didn't stop everything he was doing to become tommy's personal bodyguard. but he cares about him, at least a bit
c h e c k m a t e
do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……
ma’am…..
okay so i found a couple anti posts when i was scrolling so that's shit but also this image is so fucking funny to me
Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
Here is the problem in a nutshell
Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?
But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father
This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY
“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband
Thanks I think?
“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”
Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list
1. I need a riding lawn mower
2. I need a white tank top
3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one
4. I need a book of puns
5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby
6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH
Kait are you writing this down this is important?”
Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?
Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications
Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own
Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY
🤦♀️🤦♀️
I can not with this fool
literally marry him
I have great news my friend
marry him again
I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”
Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot
We had the baby! She was 13 weeks early! My husband got to hold her for the first time yesterday (due to her being in the NICU) and he took one look at her and said
“Oh yeah yup. I’m never going to be able to tell you no to anything ever in my whole entire life. We’re gonna have so many dogs. Oh I’m in so much trouble”
Also it’s his birthday
So he’s doing great ❤️
iconic and beautiful, the epitome of fatherhood
big innit hotel
August 2, 2021
The day starts out slow.
Most people wake up and go about their day as normal, scattered throughout the SMP. But as the day wears on, and its significance sinks in, people gather at the ruins of L'manberg. A sheet of glass has been plastered above the crater, a memorial to the nation that once stood there. Small groups begin to form, each participant uncertain of what to do, but partaking in the silent vigil nonetheless.
As time goes on, stories get murmured to each other. Those who had been there since the revolution share their tales. They speak of the L'mantree, the Carmaravan, Independance, relics destroyed with the country. They tell of events, both sad and happy, the revolution, the election, Doomsday. They talk of leaders and soldiers that fought tooth and nail for the country that used to exist. L'manberg, Manberg, New L'manberg, each history is told.
Around noon, the people have started to sing. Someone had the foresight to bring a guitar. Campfire songs that had rarely been heard since the revolution are sung. People dance and sing on the grave of their country. Children hum the anthem, a familiar tune, without knowing the words or their weight. But it isn't sung, not yet. It isn't until the sun has started to set that the people begin to sing My L'manberg. Each person reminisces on their lost home, a symphony of past wishes.
As night falls, torches and campfires are lit to light up the area. Some people light fireworks, but most don't. The last thing their home needs is more explosions.
(A king, a traitor watches from their palace. They had known what day it was and had stayed away from the doomed country. They had tended to the museum, welcoming the visitors to its exhibits. Most were kind, but others seemed distrustful, eyeing the replica of the Final Control Room. The king paid little mind, instead opting to pay their respects to the nation late in the night, after most had gone back to their homes.
After all, can you celebrate a nation you betrayed?)
(The child of L'manberg sits outside of Las Nevadas. He knew what day it was. Of course, he did. He was the first child born within L'manberg's walls, the son of General, and later, President Soot. He had fought in the revolution, served under Schlatt, and had been a cabinet member in New L'manberg. But still, he sits, unwilling to visit his birthplace, knowing he'd only find a hole in the ground. Despite the longing for his home, he'll stay.
Why celebrate L'manberg when you have a new home?)
(The founder of L'manberg barely notices the date. He's hard at work, trying to one-up Las Nevadas and create a "new nation." He has given his former country very little thought since he destroyed it, since he was resurrected there. He left his unfinished symphony forever unfinished, after all.
Why celebrate a country you can't recognize?)
(The latest president of L'manberg is high in his outpost. He moved on quickly after his country's destruction, making a new one only a day after. He spends his days fortifying Snowchester with weapons, with walls higher than L'manberg's. Now, he spies on Las Nevadas, just as he did Manberg. Some think he forgot the date, but on the contrary, it haunts him. He had fought in the revolution, at L'manberg's beginning, and had presided over it during Doomsday, at its end.
Can you celebrate a country if you're the reason it's gone?)
(The hero of L'manberg takes a train to the Snowchester Outpost. He had built it for his and Wilbur's new country, opting to make a stop at his friend's close base. He's built many rails like it over the years, some of which used to zig-zag over L'manberg. He climbs the stairs to his friend, bringing bottles of potions with him. They sit and drink, laugh and cry, just like the good old days, despite being only seventeen.
As long as we're still here, can L'manberg ever really be gone?)
The dark settles in and most people make their way home, the songs and stories still ringing in their ears. They don't think of the destruction that ravaged their land, or the many wars that had been fought over it. They think of the happiness, the joy, the brief freedom that it brought its people. This was not a day of mourning; a day would come for that. It was a day of happiness, of memory, of sharing the knowledge that as long as its stories were told, as long as its songs were sung, and as long as its people remembered, L'manberg would live on.
Even after it was gone.
ying and yang
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.
LMAOO THE WAY THAT EVERYTHING ESCALATED SO QUICKLY
Transcript:
Tubbo (To Ranboo): What do I have to do for you to let me just rip it all off, right now?
Tommy: Your clothes??
Tubbo: No, the mask and gl-
[Tommy and Tubbo try to contain their laughter]
Tommy: That was awfully sus of you, Tubbo.
Ranboo: You wanna rip off my clothes??
[Tubbo plays the Among Us theme on the piano]
Tommy: I can play that as well, watch
[Tommy plays the same tune out of key]
Tubbo: You’re shit
Tommy: Okay. Watch THIS though. Come on!
[Tommy plays “Nintendo WII shop Channel Music” on piano, and Tubbo begins to harmonize to the melody]
Tommy: Look we’re harmonizing!
[Continues to harmonize (correctly), until Tommy abruptly stops]
Tommy (To Tubbo): You’re out of key!!
Tubbo: [Overlapping] That was-
Tommy: [Overlapping] YOU’RE OUT OF KEY, YOU’RE OUT OF KEY! YOU’RE OUT OF-
Tubbo: [Overlapping] NO I WASN’T! THAT WASN’T-
[Tommy pushes Tubbo, causing Tubbo to fall out of his chair and meet his demise falling to the floor]
[Tubbo breaks into laugter, and Tommy begins to laugh as well]
Ranboo: Look at what they do(?)!
[Tommy’s laughter breaks into coughing, and Ranboo begins to laugh as well]
Ranboo: You’ve got to be kidding-
[Everybody calms down]
Tubbo: Hi
Ranboo: Hey man.
Tommy: [Overlapping] That hit me in the cough zone!
Ranboo: [Overlapping] Tubbo’s going to be joining us from the floor.
Tubbo: That doesn’t count, surely.
Ranboo: It- I don’t know if-
Tommy: [Overlapping] No, no, I was coughing. I was coughing! I was coughing, I was coughing!
Tubbo: [Overlapping] How have you already dented my floor? This was put down like, four days ago!
Tommy: It really dented?
Tubbo: Yeah!
Ranboo: Wait did it dent?! Did you dent the floor?
Tubbo: Yeah! Is that not a dent-
Tommy: Wait, Tubbo it dented! Does that mean there’s a vent?
[Tommy plays the Among us theme off key, followed by Tubbo playing it correctly]
Ranboo: If I hear one more Among Us reference, I am just gonna-
Tommy: IF I HEAR ONE MORE SUSSY BAKA!!
Ranboo: Wha-
[END TRANSCRIPT]
reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of ignored sexualities
pansexual, bisexual, asexual
or if you support them!
I do support
peak fantasy environment designs:
floaty islands
glowing mushrooms
bigger versions of normal animals
animalistic dragons
deep, sentient forests
sky/space whales
crystal clutters
multiple moons
planet rings visible from the ground
#*banging on table* A DEER BUT ITS BIG
also,
gigantic mushrooms
extra suns (as well as moons) or neighbouring planets that are Very Close
turbulent or unique weathers
mountains, trees & natural formations that are also Beings
I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
for context reasons, this is how a gif I used in a recent gifset looks like without any adjustments/coloring whatsoever:
and here it is afterwards:
I truly don’t think people realize how dingy and dark most movies and tv shows actually are so they can’t appreciate the work and skill it takes to make gifs look the way your brain “remembers” it looking.
Another before and after example:
This gif needed 6 different adjustment layers, not including the sharpening process, which is its own separate challenge. The blue window was also changed to green to keep the palette more consistent and to reduce the range of colors needed, because a wider range of colors generally results in worse gif quality since gifs only support a max of 256 (compared to the millions your monitor can display).
yeah…
cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over
tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7: