Niko

do a flip

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[17yearoldghost]

It is always too late for everything forever and you can never make up for it

[flowersbloomsinmyheart]

i really wanted to draw this so i did

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[spiicemilf]

it’s my jaronouns!

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[birdthatisbored]

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[rottenbutrecovering]

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

[anonymouscomrade]

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

[cantabilechaos]

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

[thecrystalfems]

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

[dancingspirals]

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

[crybourg]

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

[adrenaline-addiction]

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

[okamikodomo]

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

[glyndarling]

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

[butchious]

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

[z-nogyrop]

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

[sonnivate]

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

[unrussledjimmys]

This post gets worse every time I see it

[yilingboi]

OhmyGOD

[petrichorprophet]

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[anxietyandsushi-deactivated2018]

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

[threeswordsstyle]

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

[epic-games-official]

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

[fierceawakening]

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

[artemis-crimson]

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

[commodorecliche]

Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.

Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!

[yinrae]

Don’t date underage elves!  Human years and elf years are not the same!

Stop the pedophilia!

[khalshaza456]

Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.

Support tieflings.

[scumbagsblog]

This gets longer and better every time I see it

[moomyclam]

When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come

[fairy-tale-villains]

stop saying doppelgängers look alike. we know and it hurts enough that we’re getting confused with one another all the time, don’t shove it into our faces, k?

[seeking-beyond]

@the-gremlin-man

[the-gremlin-man-is-dead]

Orcs have every right to feel beautiful just like everyone else. If you see an orc trying on a flower print dress maybe instead of snickering at her like a middle schooler you should SUPPORT HER! #supportorcbeauty

[foxgloves-garden]

I swear to God there was a “funnier when Otherkin/alterhuman” kind of blog once but no, apparently not. Regardless, we are so here for this post 🤣

[angelbabymikaa]

don’t worry, beloved mutual, i will turn your 1 note post into a 3 note post… together we can do anything <3

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[ccczzzxzxzxzzzxxzxxzcczz-deacti]

i want to perceive the world through the same lens as this guy.

[skronklpus]

Bojack reference

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife