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[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[gooseworx]

What would happen if Kaufmo didn't interrupt Jax and Ribbit's talk?

Something dreadfully homosexual.

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[abruptbanana]

Horizon "fan": I love AI, behold my wondrous AI slop

Everyone else: Bruh wtf, have you even played the games?

Real talk though - if you want to see something in a fandom. Do it yourself. Pick up a pencil!

If you want to see something within a fandom. Try it yourself.

Learn a new skill. Learn to write for fun, or draw for pleasure. It will be shit at first, but there is a satisfaction at getting better at something.

Using GenAI to draw fan art or write fan fiction is inherently lazy. Arguing it makes things accessible isn't an argument. Tasks that require skill are allowed to be inherently difficult. How boring would life be if everything did not have some level of challenge?

Life, and the creative arts is mostly about the journey. Not the destination.

Embrace the hardship that comes from learning how to draw faces, or write emotional dialogue.

(and now I have lost my "participate in fandom drama" virginity whoop!)

[justpyrrha]

the "if you wanna see something in the community that doesn't exist yet make it yourself" mindset is why I've spent over a year working on modding tools for these games.

it's so insanely satisfying knowing that what I've made was made with my own two hands with only support from others in the community who are like me.

[lumilamp]

drew some new zealand birds bc theyre silly

[gangrel-pride]

no but seriously using regurgitative ai to make content for horizon is some tenth degree zero reading comprehension piss on the poor type shit

[sapphicscholar]

I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

[prettygirlmess]

wait no way i almost missed this! as the world's no. 1 cunnilingus enjoyer i fully endorse this

[afloweroutofstone]

>landlord of my building changes >new online portal for paying rent >required to set up an account with Bilt Inc. >Bilt will add $10 a month to my rent if I pay it using my debit card >look for ways to avoid this fee by paying directly through my bank account >required to set up an extra account with Plaid Inc. >Plaid demands the password to my bank account (!!!!!!!) to connect, after which their terms of service will allow them to monitor all of my financial activity and sell that data to the highest bidder >look for a way to set up my account through a regular ACH process without taking this massive security risk >download the Bilt app on my phone because it's the only way to directly contact their help desk >realize that the Bilt app has an ACH option for connecting my bank account that is available on the app but completely unavailable on their web portal (illegal?) >finally enter my routing and account numbers like a normal human being >app still tries to redirect me towards giving away my bank account password >avoid this again >Congratulations! Your account has been set up! >doomed to a future of both email and physical mail spam from Bilt trying to pressure me into a Bilt Rewards credit card that allows me to earn 4% of my spending back in Bilt Cash that can be redeemed at qualifying establishments, terms and conditions apply >this is considered an efficient mechanism for transferring money between two accounts

Nuke the entire financial industry.

[justpyrrha]

>the two accounts are your account and their investors account

[justpyrrha]

my favorite tumblr ad so far <3

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony

[justpyrrha]

the decision to put any kinda windows system in space post XP or maybe 7 will forever baffle me, even in non critical systems. we shouldn't be polluting space like that, contain it to earth please.

also literally any Linux distro that's considered stable and has lts with kde if you want that windows feel and thunderbird if you need an email client. not to mention that thunderbird is a way cooler name than outlook lol

[nebu3llasmemedump]

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[smugloy]

Anatomy practice w/ this marine

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything