[aenigmatica]

thought crimes dont exist yay forever

[jwapostate]

oh nothing, just thinking about how our culture has become so obsessed with moral purity that we as individuals end up distancing ourselves from our actual thoughts and feelings in favor of the "right" ideology until those real thoughts and feelings start leaking out in really ugly and dangerous ways but idk what's up w you

[caughdeighy]

Sometimes I feel like being an exvangelical queer gives me something of a leg up when it comes to self soothing in the face of doom.

Gee whiz, the world is ending? [takes a deep drag off my cigarette] never heard that one before. How about you sit down and have a whiskey? You seem stressed

[fairycosmos]

they should invent an enough that is enough

[fairycosmos]

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

[naomisramblings]

guy who’s never studied either organised religions or cults: there’s basically no difference between organised religions and cults

[whereareyourightnow]

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery dir. Rian Johnson

[52stations]

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

[vesicapiscean]

(meekly) can’t wait to inherit the earth…

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[charlesoberonn]

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

[charlesoberonn]

That’s the drone operator’s job.

[charlesoberonn]

I fear that the context of me making this post shortly after the US withdrew from Afghanistan has been forgotten and now people just think I want to blow up Utah.

[l1tterbug]

it's me The devil from the Bible

[thescholars]

god i love the mountain goats

[rogersandclarke]

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from