[chestnuthorse]

[sofuton]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[dahlia-molinas]

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

[segamascott]

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[64mpg]

affirmations for when you have brain fog

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[thememedaddy]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[aidashakur]

[mashallah]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly