angry sad gay witch

[kaiju-cutie]

And if you're reading this. I miss you

[lakevida]

mitch mcconnell is in the hospital with a concussion everyone start thinking extremely negative thoughts while he's vulnerable to psychic attacks

[plain-lo-deactivated20221231]

we’re all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

[insomniac-arrest]

Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

[netherworldpost]

[justsomeguycore]

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

[thenib]

Kendra Wells.

[tlirsgender]

The stages of hunger while nd are

Hm I'm hungry

Forgets about it

Everything Is Bad. I'm gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die

Hm I'm hungry

[Eats something] oh shit I'm cured

Multiple times every day

[tlirsgender]

"How do you forget you're hungry" I'm just that powerful. My mind will omit anything including things I'm currently experiencing

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Zuhair Murad ‘Vers Les Joyaux Du Temps’ Spring 2022 Haute Couture Collection

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brunhiddensmusings]

clearly pollution is the fault of me personally having the heat on in the winter and taking a bath instead of a shower from time to time

[lesdemonium]

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

[slimesprinkles]

rex's new enclosure!

[prokopetz]

William Riker’s most notable, consistently written traits throughout the whole of the Star Trek franchise are a. he fucks both often and well, and b. he plays the trombone, which is objectively the funniest combination of traits a character could possibly have.

[teaboot]

I have one very simple political belief and that is 'if there is a thing that a person will suffer or die without, then they should have it, and they shouldn't have to earn or deserve it'

[drizzledrawings]

mr barton

[squeeful]

[tentacuddles]

would much like  to point out that the people publishing these articles are trying to needle millennials into treating gen z with the same disgusting vitriol we were treated with.

don’t buy it.

our younger brothers and sisters might eat a tide pod and get us blamed for it, but we have more in common with them than we ever had with boomers or gen x.

they are terrified of the things we can do together. remember that.

[heliacal-paladin-deactivated202]

[thoodleoo]

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

The Onion knows the real score

[thessalian]

So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.