KaiTheKing0X

22 Older Gen Z he/them Bisexual I like Tokusatsu, Anime, Gaming, and all that geeky stuff.

[astrodidact]

[intheheartofman]

[wonderwanda]

I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

[kaitheking0x]

As someone who was family that needs insulin to live, the ire and anger I feel about this can’t be overstated.

[superiorsturgeon]

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) *flipping through family photo album*

Yang: Oh! Here’s one of the old gang back at Beacon! We looked so young back then…! 😁

Nala: Woah…! You all looked so small and skinny…

Yang: Watch it, kiddo. 😒

Yang: …but yeah, most people look skinnier as teenagers. Your body just changes when you get older. Your uncle Jaune practically doubled in size by the time he got licensed.

Nala: Is this you…? You look so…so…

Yang: You can say it.

Nala: Your boobs were HUGE! What happened to you?! 😰

Yang: *pets her daughter’s head* I was an early bloomer, kiddo. It was just genetics. 😌

Yang: *points to the next few pictures* …but, the older I got and the more I trained my upper body, the more body fat I lost and the more muscle I built up! Over the next few years my cup size went down and my band size started going up.

Yang: Basically, I lost breast mass and built up pec muscle! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Nala: …and who’s the goth girl with the bow slobbering all over your chest in this party picture…? 🤨

Yang: *slams book shut and flings it out a nearby window*

Yang: BLAKE WHY DID YOU PUT THOSE PHOTOS WHERE OUR DAUGHTER MIGHT SEE THEM?!?! 😫

Blake: *from the other room* She deserves the truth!

[linkman447]

Nala: hmmm, *stairs intently at skinny wimpy jaune* hmmm *looks up at a mirror* mom who’s my dad?

Yang:… Blake!!!

Blake: what?

Nala: is jaune arc my dad.

Blake: we’ll Nala, your mother and I love each other so much but that alone could not make a baby soooooo

Nala: you got uncle Jaune to help?

Yang: damn it… Tera was right they’re smarter than we thought

Nala: Tera… wait is cousin Adrian’s dad also uncle jaune????

Yang: f-*gets glared at by Blake* -udge.

Blake: Nala, yes jaune is your father, and he loves you just as much as we do.

Nala: yay I got 3 parents take that William you may have aunt Ruby and aunt Weiss but I got mom and mommy and uncle jaune!!!

Blake: *whispers* should we tell her.

Yang: just let her have this.

[howlingday]

Jaune just has a freezer full in case his friends want a baby.

[magentacat]

Ah, RWBY poly dynamics

My favorite.

[chaoticevilspacewitch]

Fully committed to the idea that Remnant can make a viable fetus without a male donation, entirely because I feel like this is a backend way of inserting men into sapphic relationships and I'm really sick of seeing it brought up.

[superiorsturgeon]

Same. There’s nothing wrong with using a donor or writing content in that vein but I don’t like the implication that there HAS to be a sperm donor in a world that has airships, fully-integrated robot prosthetics, giant mechs, and literal magic.

[kaitheking0x]

This is also my view on it. Even if people want to argue with basic biology, we have machines that can pretty much genetically alter chromosomes already so it stands to reason they would as well. Not trying to yuck anyone’s yum on this but it does get annoying people through Jaune or another guy in the situation for no real reason.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[vigilantsycamore]

Any time someone asks Ruby and/or Weiss "so how did you two meet?" they word their response in a way that sounds like it's full of vague metaphors that don't really tell you much... but actually they are literally describing how their first meeting went

[kaitheking0x]

Whiterose kid: How did you and mom first meet?

Weiss: On the first day of beacon your mom and I had an explosive interaction.

Ruby: I’m clumsy and stumbled over myself, I said sorry.

Weiss: Well you certainly made an impression that’s for sure.

[vigilantsycamore]

In my heart I know that Weiss used to never swear at all but at some point, probably at Beacon, that changed and now the only reason she's not using profanity as punctuation is because RWBY's not that kind of show

[vigilantsycamore]

People tend to mistake Ruby for being naive which includes assuming that she doesn't even know any swears... an assumption that she thoroughly disproves after stubbing her toe. She has no reservations about swearing, she just prefers to save that for when it's most effective

Blake is by far the most casual member of Team RWBY when it comes to swearing... until Weiss starts doing it

Yang has to be really pissed off to actually swear, partly because she spent so long censoring herself around Ruby when they were younger and even though she doesn't have to do that any more she's used to doing it

[kaitheking0x]

You know Qrow taught them some of the worst swears first without Summer or Tie around. They prolly don’t know until one day when Ruby spilt something and said it, leading to both of them beating Qrow within an inch of his life.

[mutelunacy]

bleeeeeeeeeeeeh

[kaitheking0x]

My dyslexia made me read that shit as “A Gay to Remember” instead of Day. Given the character I didn’t even think twice about it.

[redheartedtramp]

Weiss: Dammit, where is my shit?

Ruby: I have no idea.

Weiss: ...

Ruby is holding her shirt.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: :D

Penny: AWOOGA!

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[averageabnormalteen]

Those other ways are our sanity. We pay with our sanity.

[kaitheking0x]

This implies many of us were sane to begin with

[imuwu]

fanon Jaune Arc is the most insufferable dudebro stand-in I've ever seen. he's the definition of mid. you could replace him with any bland isekai protagonist or harem protagonist in fics and there'd be no difference. if you go into any other character tag there's a 90% chance there'll be multiple posts of characters talking to each other about how cool jaune is. if you go into ao3 and do the same you'll be bombarded with jaune harem fics that all start to melt together after you've scrolled through 40 of them. he's so far removed from canon jaune. that's not my boy. my boy does not have rizz or game (except for that one time with pyrrha bc she's INTO his failboy persona). he is a soaking wet dog who was born in a cardboard box. i will kill fanon jaune with my own bare hands and then give canon jaune a blanket. can you tell ive been looking through character tags and going on a block exodus.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[redheartedtramp]

Jaune: This November has been rough. How's your NNN treating you, Rubes?

Ruby: Silly Jaune. Don't you know that No Nut November is a ploy by the government to reduce blood flow, and thus make you more suceptible to the chemicals they put in the water? You-

Jaune: You lost on the first day, didn't you?

Ruby: I'm in a Polycule with Weiss & Penny - THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Jaune: *points at Pyrrha* You think this LITERAL AMAZON is any easier?! I'm fighting for my LIFE out here?!

[kaitheking0x]

Yang: *walks into the room with a loose shirt covered in bite marks and scratches on her back*

Jaune: “You too huh?”

Yang: “She was wearing LEGGINGS, they showed off her way too well!”

[superiorsturgeon]

Ruby: Good morning! 😊

Weiss: What’s for breakfast?

__BYJNPROE: *look up tiredly*

Blake: Congratulations on finally getting together…!

Ruby: 😳

Weiss: I-

Weiss: YOU-

Weiss: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!

The night before…

__BYJNPROE: *trying to sleep*

Ruby: 😝 💦

Weiss: *screeching like a banshee with its finger caught in a car door*

[superiorsturgeon]

The next night…

Weiss: *screaming like a pterodactyl that stepped on a lego*

Weiss: *shrieking like a screech owl that stubbed its toe on the coffee table*

Weiss: *howling like a lost soul of the damned whose favorite team just scored a goal*

Weiss: *wailing like a humpback whale trying to win an Oscar*

Weiss: *moaning like a vuvuzela getting out of bed on a Monday morning*

Weiss: *mewling like a mountain lion who just got hooked up by its catnip dealer*

Weiss: *yowling like an air raid siren trying to attract a mate*

[kaitheking0x]

Winter: *trying her best to maintain an image of innocence towards her younger sister* Gods please kill me.

Willow: Oh great my daughter is a screamer like me, that’s something I would have gone my whole life without knowing. *proceeds to open a bottle of wine and chugs the entire bottle*

Whitley: Well at least SOMEONE in this family is in a healthy and happy relationship. *puts in military grade ear plugs and goes to sleep*

[kaitheking0x]

Food for the Whiterose fans that I made

[kaitheking0x]

TW:VENTING ABOUT MY MENTAL DISABILITIES

Shout out to those blogs that are able to commit to a consistent theme or idea. I sadly can never do that and just talk about all the things that I like at random times. My brain follows the dopamine and jumps from one topic to another on an almost daily basis.

It can be tiring having your brain go at what feels like 1000 RPMs and never settle down to let your self live in a moment. I constantly get confused as to what is going on around me because I either loose focus on it or focus to hard on one specific detail. Some days I feel so exhausted I can’t even focus at all and have to force myself to even get out of bed and go to classes.

I hate that when I wake up I don’t know if I’ll be able to actually have a good day or not. I hate the fact that my brain makes me so angry and upset without being able to let it go. I hate that sometimes I’ll be so happy or feel in the best mood because I can’t think right. I hate that after days of feeling like my best self I feel hollow and empty.

My feeling and emotions feel like a constant twisting of knots in ropes that I can never fully untangle. Some days it gets so bad it feels like I’m just a passenger in my own body, locked away while it moves on autopilot. I know I’m not the only one who suffers like this but it feel so isolating because the SECOND I try and talk about how I feel to people I trust and ask they look at me like I’m wrong, broken, or that I’m just over reacting.

Well I’m sorry that you can’t see the shadows I have to keep at bay every day just to stay sane. Or you don’t notice how much of my emotions I have to keep from flooding out like a river. Or how you don’t notice when I put on a fake smile because I just don’t have the energy to care but still have to make you happy. I do this every day and it never gets any easier.

But I just keep telling myself to keep moving forward don’t stop. Run and keep running till you come out the other side. If you can’t run jog, if you can’t jog walk and if you can’t walk crawl and push with all you can. And once you reach then end you can stop and look up at the beauty and wonder if the world and see how worth it it is to keep moving.

[kaitheking0x]

Given that it’s Disability Pride Month I feel like rebloging this.

[kujakumai]

I don't think Kaiba would have a problem with the students at his academy getting really into electrocution cage matches and giving themselves heart conditions over it I think he would just nod approvingly at their dedication to the duelist's path. Non-issue honestly. Also unrelatedly I do not think this school staffs any guidance counselors

[kaitheking0x]

I think the only thing Kaiba would have issue with at duel academy would be the fact that one of the best duelist in the school wasn’t immediately moved to obelisk blue because he would want to have that over Yugi.

[witchyykitten-deactivated202501]

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[kaitheking0x]

You are all mine now, I will keep you safe and will provide snacks