🖤 nightblood 🖤

mich // 23 // she/they // szeth and kaladin road trip? yes

[emrystheedgedancer]

Anyone else still weirded out by the idea of Jasnah and Wit having sex? No? Just me?

Because ewwwwew

[chilliesh]

okay listen but.... syl in a suit

This is such a good idea anon thank you.

[libralita]

“I’m old enough to stab the lord ruler” is a common phrase for Scadrial teens.

[braized-and-confused]

“But mom, the Survivor let the Ascendant Warrior go to parties when she was 16!”

“Joining a rebellion and being assigned to infiltrate the nobility isn’t the same as doing shots at Bren’s house, Michelle.”

[basket-of-radiants]

I can see adolin dressing up as a flamboyant pirate. bonus points if he somehow talks kal and shallan into joining him

[kaladork]

Shallan: Adolin, if you were a pirate, would you have you chicken on this shoulder, *puts hand on close shoulder* or this shoulder? *Puts her arms around him.*

[rspixart]

“We need more, who will be. Who?”

“I can think of one…who would be a perfect choice…”

-Rhythm of War, Brandon Sanderson

I just want you all to know that I read each and every single tag on the last Renarin and Rlain picture, and I want to say I see you. I hear your thirst. :D 

Thanks for making my first post into this fandom a hit! And thanks for getting me to 4,500 followers! 

[mxlxdroit]

does syl count as a manic pixie dream girl

[mxlxdroit]

according to my dad she is a helper maiden, which is the classics/mythology version of a manic pixie dream girl

[starling-illu]

I hope we get to see them more as children (+Evi) once we get Renarin flashbacks 💛

[dynamicwaffles]

What do you get when you cross Taravangian with an allomancer?

[dynamicwaffles]

A Vin Diagram

[bedupolker]

minicrab

[dilfosaur]

i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3

[moghedien]

its always good to include Warbreaker in your Stormlight rereads for many reasons but mostly because you get reminded just how many times Vivenna is utterly disgusted by seafood in general but especially shellfish in that book and you can understand how much she must suffer on Roshar 

[sketchyfish]

Let Kal have one moment of happiness in the next book please I'm begging you Mr. Sanderson

[kneelb4kesha]

absolutely hyperfixated on the idea of adolin returning to urithiru, seeing an alarming number of the populace walking around with shash brands painted on their foreheads and completely losing his mind like “a cult?? kaladin accidentally founded a CULT?” i know they probably wouldn’t still be wearing them but asldkdjlsfsahjk

[paintweaver-art]

North & South. Spook and Kelsier as the two sides of Scadrial.

[pocketramblr]

Sigzil takes everything Kal does and does it more huh

Oh Kal’s strange for knowing how to read glyphs? Sigzil can read far more than that

Kal joined the army instead of taking the exams to study in Karbranth? Sigzil took his country’s exams and failed all of them outright

Kal went to jail one time and Hoid shows up to surprise him with a moral? Sigzil’s done that three times and had to actually call the man up to bail him out.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Cosmere Cards Against Humanity

With black cards like -“szeth son son vallano wore ___ on the day he was to kill a king”

-“Only ___ is worse than Amaram”

-“the manywar took a turn for the bloodier when the five scholars discovered ____”

-“___ fell from the sky”

-“Did you know that there’s an entire type of spren for __”

-“Few people know the fate of Hoid’s flute, which is actually now ___ ”

-“Oh my god, I just found out my spren saw ____!”

-“__ cured Kaladin’s depression”

-“You cannot have my __!”

- “Axies is saying he found _____spren”

And white cards like

-“cremlings?”

- “A cool rock”

-“Nale’s nuts”

-“The entire kholin clan”

-“safehand" 

-“sharddildo" 

-“the shard of horny" 

-"the seventeenth shard" 

-"hoid" 

-"dalinar’s ass" 

-"the seventeenth allomantic metal, mercury" 

-"fuckspren" 

-"szeth’s shiny bald head" 

-"a soul stamp that makes your dick smaller”

- “jasnah’s shardstrap”

feel free to add your own in reblogs/tags/replies!

[alba-r-art]

Shallan Davar!

I’m currently reading Rhythm of War and I love it so I had to paint my baby girl again.

 Pls don’t tag spoilers!!