Anyone else still weirded out by the idea of Jasnah and Wit having sex? No? Just me?
Because ewwwwew

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@kaladinss
Anyone else still weirded out by the idea of Jasnah and Wit having sex? No? Just me?
Because ewwwwew
okay listen but.... syl in a suit
This is such a good idea anon thank you.
âIâm old enough to stab the lord rulerâ is a common phrase for Scadrial teens.
âBut mom, the Survivor let the Ascendant Warrior go to parties when she was 16!â
âJoining a rebellion and being assigned to infiltrate the nobility isnât the same as doing shots at Brenâs house, Michelle.â
I can see adolin dressing up as a flamboyant pirate. bonus points if he somehow talks kal and shallan into joining him
Shallan: Adolin, if you were a pirate, would you have you chicken on this shoulder, *puts hand on close shoulder* or this shoulder? *Puts her arms around him.*
âWe need more, who will be. Who?â
âI can think of oneâŚwho would be a perfect choiceâŚâ
-Rhythm of War, Brandon Sanderson
I just want you all to know that I read each and every single tag on the last Renarin and Rlain picture, and I want to say I see you. I hear your thirst. :DÂ
Thanks for making my first post into this fandom a hit! And thanks for getting me to 4,500 followers!Â
does syl count as a manic pixie dream girl
according to my dad she is a helper maiden, which is the classics/mythology version of a manic pixie dream girl
I hope we get to see them more as children (+Evi) once we get Renarin flashbacks đ
What do you get when you cross Taravangian with an allomancer?
A Vin Diagram
minicrab
i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offlineâŚ. so here it is!!!
i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3
its always good to include Warbreaker in your Stormlight rereads for many reasons but mostly because you get reminded just how many times Vivenna is utterly disgusted by seafood in general but especially shellfish in that book and you can understand how much she must suffer on RosharÂ
Let Kal have one moment of happiness in the next book please I'm begging you Mr. Sanderson
absolutely hyperfixated on the idea of adolin returning to urithiru, seeing an alarming number of the populace walking around with shash brands painted on their foreheads and completely losing his mind like âa cult?? kaladin accidentally founded a CULT?â i know they probably wouldnât still be wearing them but asldkdjlsfsahjk
North & South. Spook and Kelsier as the two sides of Scadrial.
Sigzil takes everything Kal does and does it more huh
Oh Kalâs strange for knowing how to read glyphs? Sigzil can read far more than that
Kal joined the army instead of taking the exams to study in Karbranth? Sigzil took his countryâs exams and failed all of them outright
Kal went to jail one time and Hoid shows up to surprise him with a moral? Sigzilâs done that three times and had to actually call the man up to bail him out.
Cosmere Cards Against Humanity
With black cards like -âszeth son son vallano wore ___ on the day he was to kill a kingâ
-âOnly ___ is worse than Amaramâ
-âthe manywar took a turn for the bloodier when the five scholars discovered ____â
-â___ fell from the skyâ
-âDid you know that thereâs an entire type of spren for __â
-âFew people know the fate of Hoidâs flute, which is actually now ___ â
-âOh my god, I just found out my spren saw ____!â
-â__ cured Kaladinâs depressionâ
-âYou cannot have my __!â
-Â âAxies is saying he found _____sprenâ
And white cards like
-âcremlings?â
- âA cool rockâ
-âNaleâs nutsâ
-âThe entire kholin clanâ
-âsafehand"Â
-âsharddildo"Â
-âthe shard of horny"Â
-"the seventeenth shard"Â
-"hoid"Â
-"dalinarâs ass"Â
-"the seventeenth allomantic metal, mercury"Â
-"fuckspren"Â
-"szethâs shiny bald head"Â
-"a soul stamp that makes your dick smallerâ
-Â âjasnahâs shardstrapâ
feel free to add your own in reblogs/tags/replies!
Shallan Davar!
Iâm currently reading Rhythm of War and I love it so I had to paint my baby girl again.
 Pls donât tag spoilers!!