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Kal | Nonbinary | They/Them | Latine | Pfp by @BurpleOctopus | AO3: Kaligraphy

[kaligraphy]

hi

i will incite chaos. but respectfully

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

[archives468833]

If you're a ZK shipper, block Fortunatelychaoticphantom here on Tumblr.

I was going through the Zutara tag and found a post of theirs telling us to "stop engaging in ship wars."

I was curious about them and in their pinned post they admitted to being a Zionist. So go ahead and block them if you're against Zionism.

[mevil]

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[oneheadtoanother]

[brotherfather]

[luciiferous]

Kiss week 5: Making out

their natural state, really

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[zutaranti]

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but Zuko paid more attention to Katara as a genocide survivor than Aang ever did."

people expect those affected by the fire nation's crime to be perfect victims while zuko's active participation and his family being directly responsible for katara's trauma so taking accountability on his part is literally necessary, like this is equivalent to saying zutaras paid more attention to zuko as an abused child than they ever care about aang or katara as genocide survivors (but it's facts) lol

[sneezypeasy]

Aren’t you the one who mocked an Iranian Zutarian last week while she’s been under bombardment for months

[tauforged]

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

[tauforged]

this is because she is spoiled rotten and LOVES head and shell scritches. every time i go to the tank she’s in to collect water samples while she happens to be awake and swimming near the surface, she sees my hand enter the water and immediately comes over to try and get my attention, headbutting the dive platform and splashing water at me and generally making a huge fuss.

unfortunately, because she is also a ~100yr old green sea turtle, i legally cannot touch her. she’s a protected species, and a fairly prominent individual at that, and im not one of the aquarists who dives into that tank NOR am i a vet, so i’m not among the handful of people who are ALLOWED to give her scratchies. she knows all of the divers personally, and knows that i am not one of them. she doesn’t care. she wants attention and because she’s the specialest princess in the entire universe she will do anything in her power to get it.

she also throws a big ol tantrum when i end up not petting her. she’ll stick up her head to snort water at me, slap at the platform and ladder with her fins, and then swim under the dive platform and bump her shell against the bottom — she’s a 500lb turtle, which is a lot of weight for her to be throwing around. i usually have to move pretty quick to get off the platform and onto solid ground cuz there have been times where i’ve genuinely felt like i was about to lose my balance and REALLY didn’t want to end up falling into the tank.

^ myrtle, throwing a tantrum because she was unsuccessful at peer pressuring me into violating the endangered species act

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[cannibalcaprine]

K

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[pepper-steak12]

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[four-two-six]

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[ibuildblasters]

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[living-shifting-oil]

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[asu-xu-namir]

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[star-mom-selkie]

[m00nymist]

F!Kai anyone? > <

[through-a-historic-lens]

Mississippi’s first interracial marriage, August 1970.

[brazenbells]

Adding @bethanyactually 's informative tags!

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[captain-space-kin]

me and @chebyshevptera were talking about transfem!Kai so I had to draw her :) Her name is still just Kai, she’s lazy like that lol

Took a very vibes based rendering approach to this #freeingmyself

tag list under the cut (asked to be added or removed) etc etc

@carmelo-san @lightningchicken @crying-over-cartoons

@mywasasi @ashclouds366 @basicallyjaywalker 

@finn-m-corvex @nyaskitten @an-oddlyfluffycarpet

@river-monster5000 @normalguytm @officercooks 

[ruinedchildhood]