kallister

she/her. i post sometimes (no i dont)

[pop-velvet]

I completed this artwork recently, I'm still super proud of it as it took 5-6 hours to complete. 💀👍

This artwork had no particular purpose, I just was jamming to "Sign wa B" and "アイドル" whilst drawing it.

Have a lovely day to whoever saw this post! 💕

[quimerical]

first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

[kallistersbullshit]

screaming my lungs out crying my eyes dry vomiting uncontrollably. there is no escape from the raw, tragic grief of my inevitable suffering. no matter how much i beg and plead the universe shant hear me. i am cursed with a gut wrenching sorrow slowly crushing my heart into painful little pieces, an irreversible process that will forever shape my human experience. what happened? oh uhh online friend offline

[kallistersbullshit]

at my high school one of the English teachers has this yearly assignment where students have to list 7 famous people to put in a room for a dinner party and answer questions like "who's the guest of honor? what topics would they discuss?" etc etc but it's a christian high school and everyone picks jesus as the guest of honor and its so fucking funny because every assignment looks like this

[hexx-bunny]

ok so telemachus got his ass handed to him, thought he made a friend, his friend decided to check on his dad (went insane as you do) and said friend begged her own dad to release him and got her ass handed to her telemachus is back to step one

[bramblefilm]

[rot-topic]

@ all of my mutuals and followers: you’re really important and pretty. go drink some water ily

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[curlicuecal]

Tiktoker: "like the designer was like 'men are craving business casual and tits- how can we merge the two?'"

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[pissy-lissy]

*bisexual panic*

[cargopantsman]

i was staggered by "it feels like a brillo pad" then knocked down by the subsequent thumb holes (fucking 90s goth lynchpin)

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[sage9991-deactivated20240705]

These are the best pigments on the entire planet. No one can change my mind.

[lamuliz]

"The mistakes you've made."

A little fast paced but this is my depiction of Ford's perspective after burning Stan!!

Bonus panel:

[moringmark]

[normal-horoscopes]

I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

[normal-horoscopes]

Sadie the Dog has been BLESSED upon this fine ASH WEDNESDAY she has been reminded of the FRAGILITY OF LIFE and has observed the start of the LENT SEASON

[normal-horoscopes]

Butters the Cat is wearing a TINY KIPPAH

[boydsjosten]

Cat on tiny praying mat !!!

[normal-horoscopes]

Cat on a tiny praying mat!!!

[petermorwood]

@muslimgamer​ and others might confirm this for me: AFAIK cats are Clean Creatures in Islam, so cats on prayer mats - especially their own mini prayer mats - aren’t offensive. One website I looked at said “cats will be cats, cats like to mirror people, and giving them their own mat helps stop them being a distraction during prayers.”

[hijab-described]

[ID: Photos of cats on prayer mats, some have their own miniature mats, others sit alongside their humans. /end ID]

[love-ha-fge]

This is my favorite post on this god forsaken site.

[funny-tik-toks]

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[shrimphat22]

it him

[nebula-of-esteem-deactivated201]

I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.

[lokahjarta]

i reblogged this yesterday and today my mom paid for pedicures and dinner for my fiancé and i out of the blue 💁

[mrshamill]

I’m waiting for some news, let it be good this time!

[kallistersbullshit]

Sign the Petition

Renew Dead Boy Detectives on Netflix

PRETTY SURE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEATEN ME TO IT POSTING THIS LINK BUT IF YOU HAVENT SIGNED THIS PETITION YET PLEASE DO

[killbent]

OC-tober Day 15 - Inventory

I've always imagined Fairchime having a pretty lookin' umbrella! I like to think he uses it to float down to places like Mary Poppins.

[goddamnshinyrock]

hiking trails on the west coast: Begin climbing on a soft earthen trail through beautiful douglas fir-western hemlock forest for 2.5 miles along a series of switchbacks, then break from the tree cover for 1 mile of straight even trail through a stunning wildflower meadow just below the ridgeline, after which the trail makes a sharp right and continues to the summit with a further 2 miles of switchbacks. Enjoy beautiful views of the nearest dormant stratovolcano and also at least two waterfalls and a crystal-clear alpine lake along the way. Round trip: 11 miles, 3,000ft elevation gain. Difficulty: moderate :)

hiking trails on the east coast: Go 1.5 miles up. Yes, straight up. Switchbacks? What are you, a baby? Are you a little child? Fuck you. Go up. [Seasonal note: first half of trail is a running stream during mud season and a multipitch ice climbing route during winter.] Round trip: 3 miles, 1,200ft elevation gain. Difficulty: jesus christ

[rebootsnake]

yeah ok