Kalz

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[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[i-am-a-fish]

trans people are so valid, fuck. fuck dude, fuck, they're so valid. fuck.

[moisok20]

Fuck an Area 51 raid, we raidin’ Sony to rescue Spider-Man from captivity

[lesbiskammerat]

[kairos89]

yikes

[socialistexan]

Lmao, even better is that last story is on Business Insider, which is owned by Jeff Bezos.

[breastforce]

i think we're good on female characters with invisibility powers that require them to strip down in order to use them. we don't need any more.

[liquidstar]

good post but i think u need to widen the range 

[fuck-philip-banks]

how dare you leave this genius in the comments

[spocks--cock]

Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

[neil-kumiko]

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

[wetwareproblem]

This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.

[jazzchordravepiano]

Y’all, if you care about feminism, then you ought to care about the history and context of the miniskirt. The 60s were an era of rebellion against the 50s, and the skirts were part of it. They were literally cutting edge fashion, and a statement that women made against the more housewifey style of skirt from the decade before. It was Grace Lee Whitney herself who suggested to Roddenberry that they wear them, and Nichelle Nichols has said she never had a problem with them. They are a product of their time yes, but the women chose to wear them because of the context of that time. 

[socialistexan]

Also some men in Starfleet ware miniskirts and dresses:

And some of the women wear pants:

They’re given the power of choice, regardless of gender or sex.

[artofquartz]

Shit ‘-’ None of this even clicked to me - Thats fucking glorious :D

[duckbunny]

Picard in that dress is so good. Look at him! He looks formal and serious and dignified! He looks like he’s captain of his ship and he’s got some important business to do. And he’s in a dress and tights. And it’s not a joke. It’s not a joke about a man in a dress! It’s just, you know, a man who is wearing a dress, and that’s normal and appropriate. It’s part of the uniform. It fits him. It’s totally unremarkable and that is so rare and I’m so happy.

[im-the-gay-master-deactivated20]

I know that Mr. Ratburn's wedding was months ago, but what's irritating me is that to this day, most conservatives still find any positive LGBT rep to be “inappropriate” and “disgusting” and “too mature”. And if y'all don't believe me, I took screenshots of some of the most airheaded comments I've read in awhile.

This type of ignorance basically tells those kids who are attracted to their own gender that they should be ashamed for something that they can't control. Being LGBT is not some 18+ element like smoking or alcohol (and ESPECIALLY not anything sexual). I'm an LGBT person, specifically a wlw. I've had a crush on a cute girl back in elementary school. I only wanted to hold her hand and hang out with her and maybe give a kiss on the cheek. Just like a smitten straight boy would. Nothing gross or explicit about that. But even back then, I still felt weirded out because no other girl at my school felt like this.

The only shows where I would find characters like me were Degrassi and South of Nowhere (which has better wlw rep, imho) but only because such topics were considered “sensitive content” at the time.

The fact that Arthur of all shows was willing to do this is also a big deal beacuse “Postcards from Buster” tried to do the same thing with a real life lesbian couple back in 2005 but of course the episode got a lot of backlash despite being no different from every other episode.

Margaret Spellings (who was the United States Secretary of Education at the time) even said, and I quote, that "many parents would not want their young children exposed to the lifestyles portrayed in this episode."

What lifestyle??? You mean two moms who can extremely loving to their children and be very successful and healthy just like straight couples?!! What????!!!That's impossible! The gays are deviant, subhuman beings and should stay away from children at all costs!!!

"Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone" is  basically a “fuck you” to Spellings and everyone who finds anything LGBT to be unnatural and abnormal. And I know that everyone who worked for Arthur has always cared about representation, we were also given characters who has dyslexia and autism, and neither of them were treated as jokes. Showing LGBT characters towards a younger audience is a huge deal for me because if it was done sooner then I would be a lot more comfortable with my sexuality.

So to all the homophobic parents who are saying shit like “let kids be kids!!!” Like, stop being closed minded. They're still kids. They're still you're kids. How about you let them be themselves.

[weaverdev]

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

[the-bubble-jesus]

cube

[argumate]

give him the cube

[gaypunksrock]

Personal Update:

Still really gay

Somehow gayer

Boys.... pretty....

So gay

[murolo-moved]

it makes me so sad when ppl apologize for talking so much about their hyperfixations. like no keep going i love you

[murolo-moved]

if you don’t shut up about your own ocs. if you don’t shut up about obscure characters that no one else appreciates as much as you. if you get into deep lore of a series no one else around you likes. I Love You So Fucking Much

[murolo-moved]

and most importantly if you make fun of ppls interests i will absolutely destroy you. make no mistake

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[humorstaff]

[cocaineteas]

[shorts-and-underwear]

😂😂

[men-in-shorts]

Now if you don’t smile at this , you are a lost cause !!

[jussghetto-deactivated20230925]

This was beautiful

[impossiblerebelblaze]

@random-rambutan the pink shorts is thotbot 800 right

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video]

[fatcryptid]

reblogging for uh. pure scientific purposes

[gonnabegonnabegolden]

[rowark]

This is oddly inspiring

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[uncleromeo]

[marlboro-trans]

Terfs: wombyn are their ovaries!!! Ovaries make a wombybybynnn. Accept that u are a womynbdgnn you have ovaries !!!!

Me, a trans man on the danger list for ovarian cancer and is going to get them removed in the distant or near future:

not for long

[lesmercy-deactivated20190205]

You’re still female whether you have ovaries or not lmao

[marlboro-trans]

You heard it here first folks!! Females are females regardless of whether or not they have ovaries, so trans women are women regardless of their lack them. Well said :)

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

You played yourself like a damn fiddle, fool

[moonsofavalon]

i love watching terfs run circles around their own logic:

“you need ovaries to be a wombyn!!!”

transman: guess who got that shit removed I’m a Real Boy™ now

“nO not like that you still have a uterus that makes you female!!!”

ciswoman who’s had a complete hysterectomy: guess i’m not a woman then

“tHAT”S NOT WHAT I MEANT if you have a vagina/vulva you’re female!!!”

transwoman who’s had bottom surgery: oooh i’ve got one of those does that mean i’m a Real Girl™ now??”

“NO YOU DON’T HAVE OVARIES OR A UTERUS”

literally everyone except terfs: *squints*

i especially love to person in the notes who brought up needing to have “female muscle/fat distribution patterns” like I have some incredible news for you about exactly what Hormone Replacement Therapy does…

[dragonofyang]

[lithominium-deactivated20200804]

If you have xx chromosomes you are a woman, if you have xy you are male. You can’t change them either. Thank you for my insightful commentary about how dumb that original woman is to now make a real argument that cannot have any weird loopholes.

A better way to explain the fake argument is, if you at one point in your life had a uterus and ovaries, you are a woman, if you at one point in your life a penis, you are male.

If you can debunk this without saying I’m transphobic, please, do it. I don’t want to spread around false information. Thank you and have a wonderful day ;)

[the-sage-kitty]

Boy do I have some news for you about how common having a chromosomal difference is. Btw have you ever had your chromosomes checked? I bet not. (Also there are 6 chromosome types. Not 2 :* )

[lithominium-deactivated20200804]

Boy do I have news for you, I was talking about sex cromosomes. Which, there are only two of. Proof?

Here

http://www.answers.com/Q/How_many_sex_chromosomes_do_humans_have

[fadeintocase]

I see your Answers.com link and raise you Actual Recent Scientific Literature that explains the 6 viable sex karyotypes. 

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1258/jrsm.2008.080086

https://www.joshuakennon.com/the-six-common-biological-sexes-in-humans/

https://scopeblog.stanford.edu/2015/02/24/sex-biology-redefined-genes-dont-indicate-binary-sexes/

Modern scientific consensus is that biological sex is a combination of a variety of genetic traits, many of which are ruled by early environmental factors in how they express.

The numbers of RECORDED abnormalities are fairly limited, but even if the statistics are accurate, if anomalies were only 0.6%, out of 7.6 billion people on the planet, there’d be over 45 million that are not within the binary paradigm.

What do you suggest we do with them? 

[wizardshark]

The terf shifting goal post. We’ve proven our point. Scrambling for just another way to be transphobic in the face of all of Science and basic morals, is frankly embarrassing. It’s pretty cringe u might even say.

[hgk477]

Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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