[crazy-brazilian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[giantkillerjack]

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

[drememoto]

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then.  … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

[giantkillerjack]

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

[drememoto]

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Currently having sex with: the old man from The Giver

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Let me touch your back later and you’ll relive the memory…

[roozmatazz]

2020: get sent to super hell

2021: get sent to eeby deeby

2022: get sent to

[finalfantasyx3-deactivated20240]

spend 1000 energy and 2500 minerals to upgrade [TRANNY HOVEL] to [TRANNY WARREN]

[mellointheory]

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

[mellointheory]

im about to lose my shit

[mellointheory]

[mellointheory]

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

[jonathanrichman]

@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

[mellointheory]

bro. bro. look.

this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

[a-suspicious-number-of-ducks]

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

[fernlom]

holy crap he’s real

[penguinramen]

[sxmscryptic]

rb to spread sneegsnag propaganda

[animagician]

[nflstreet]

[straycatj]

mr j! i have a theory that you are actually 60% toasted marshmallow, 30% baby, and 10% cat, will you please ask landlady to confirm?

I'll tell you landlady's answer. She said I am 60% toasted mochi, and never marshmallow because I am quite heavy, and 20% old boy, 5% cat, 5% warmer and last 10% is goblin... 😑

[0v9]

[ottosgotaetherealglock]

[bimboficationblues]

Femboy Hooters represents the inescapability of the capitalist axiomatic even in our libidinal life; even in our wildest fantasies, fucking a variety of cat-eared hermetic androgynes (or being a cat-eared hermetic androgyne getting fucked), there is a boss lurking around the corner to ensure the flow of commodities - boneless wings and boypussy - never slows or leaves gaps. For at the end of the workday there must be an accounting. Desire cannot be allowed to break loose of its bonds, hence the restrictions of the white crop top and orange shorts.

[bimboficationblues]

Deleuze and Guattari, Anti-Astolfo

[kurarah]

Mai Shiranui’s ending in Real Bout Fatal Fury 2: The Newcomers (リアルバウト餓狼伝説2) Neo Geo CD

[kurarah]

Mai Shiranui’s ending in Real Bout Fatal Fury 2: The Newcomers (リアルバウト餓狼伝説2) Neo Geo CD

[memewhore]

[carnival-phantasm]

Remember that time when people discovered that TERFs were systematically saving receipts to call out and shit on other TERFs? What a moment in time, finding out TERFs are so obnoxious that they aren't just hated by every other group, but also by themselves, beautiful.

[beadyeyes]

[ohsayaka]

we need to define what the hell "shipping" means like its a cringe fucking term bc of certain fandom people but i still think theres a lot of misunderstanding. because like. "eww you ship togafuka???" no i dont SHIP them. i don't even think they are DATING. i think theyre gay & lesbian and so deeply terrible & unhealthy for each other in different ways. im not ""shipping"" im DISSECTING togafuka

[maelwife]

Obsessed with this $98 pillow

[anais-ninja-bitch]

my family has the sculpture of her. she comes out at christmas and stays out if UF men's basketball is any good.

[saint-batrick]

please, i need a picture.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

she won't be here until after thanksgiving. please respect her privacy.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

we call her "gaudy gator"

[maryloki3000]

You're welcome.

[maelwife]

Literally seething with jealousy