ASK KARKAT VANTAS

I AM KARKAT VANTAS. GAMZEE INSISTED THAT I MAKE THIS BLOG TO TALK TO MY 'ADORING FANS'. ASK ME ANY FUCKING QUESTION OR MAKE SOME REQUEST THAT I MAKE OR DO SOMETHING. GIVE ME SOME FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT PEOPLE!

[destiny-islanders]

Thank you for 17k followers!

Holy moly. Around this time last year, I was doing a giveaway for 10k! Thanks so much to everyone who’s joined me for doodles and shitposts this year, and for those of you who’ve been around for longer than that. I always say this, but– your support means so very much to me. 2018 was honestly not very kind to me, but you guys always were. Thank you. 

So, since I’m in WV for a week and have some nice, relaxing time on my hands, I’m doing another Doodle Giveaway! This time, there will be TWO WINNERS: one on Tumblr, and one on Twitter. You can enter the giveaways on BOTH sites to improve your chances!

THE PRIZE

Full-color doodle of two characters of your choice!

THE RULES:

FOR TUMBLR:

You should be following me. Wouldn’t be much of a follower appreciation giveaway if the winners aren’t my followers. :O

Two entries per person: One Like and One Reblog

One winner will be selected for a prize by random draw

Doodle Request Guidelines:

No NSFW

No gore

OCs and characters from other fandoms A-OK!

FOR TWITTER:

You should be following me. My Twitter is @DaPandaBanda

Two entries per person: One Like and One Retweet

One winner will be selected for a prize by random draw

Doodle Request Guidelines:

No NSFW

No gore

OCs and characters from other fandoms A-OK!

THE GIVEAWAY WILL END ON DECEMBER 27th at 11:59 EST! GOOD LUCK! <3

[destiny-islanders]

The giveaway ends tonight! :>

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

now that it’s the first month of Christmas, i will be referring to todoroki as The Peppermint Prince indefinitely and no one can stop me

[allaboutshouto]

I see Peppermint Prince and I raise you Christmas Tree Floof Izuku.

[haiku-robot]

i see peppermint prince and i raise you christmas tree floof izuku

^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | Beep-boop!

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

ASDFGHJKL;ALSJDH;;;&JDJDNEKFGL

[allaboutshouto]

Christmas Floof

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

THIS POST IS TOO POWERFUL

[allaboutshouto]

brilliant idea, @yanderesenpaiiii

Make way for Tinsel King

(anyone has suggestions for class 1a xmas edition?)

[allaboutshouto]

Every king needs an escort, amirite?

Ready when you are!

[allaboutshouto]

alright fam it’s December, let’s bring this back.

ref

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

can’t finish decorating the tree without a shining yellow star on top!!!

submitted by @petiteolive18​!!!!!!

[allaboutshouto]

Nothing screams ‘Christmas’ better than Gingerbread Ochako I must say @the-lady-vanora, @bubblybikerides, @lolitanora23

[todorokiprotectionsquad]

because you can never have too many christmas trees…. (notice aoyoma lmao)

submitted by @kawaii-girl-101!!!!!!

[allaboutshouto]

welp, we sure as hell predicted future

source

[allaboutshouto]

@talesofidiocy your friend and I have the same idea

HAPPY HOLIDAY Y’ALL!!

[awkwardshinsou]

My amazing creation

[adorabletoga-blog]

I love this

[awkwardserohanta]

XMAS TAPE SEROOOO

[plus-ultra-ua-academy]

Three words for you, my friends:

SANTA ALL MIGHT

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[defydamage]

You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.

[unclefather]

I’m a cosmetologist and a woman wanted her entire face waxed but asked me politely if I could “try to not get wax on her face”

[karkatsaysfuck]

Was working the beverage station at my job and a guy orders a strawberry milkshake. He walks over to me with his deli slip and shows it to me. “Is a strawberry milkshake a strawberry milkshake?” I kind of stare at him for a moment and mutter out a soft “Excuse me?” He repeats himself and a guy behind him at the coffee area stops mid pour to hear all of this. “Sir are you asking me if a strawberry milkshake is a strawberry milkshake or if you ordered a strawberry milkshake?” He say while trying not to laugh. The guy freezes for a second and goes “I’m asking if a strawberry milkshake is a strawberry milkshake.” The guy at the coffee counter looses it.

Can confirm that people are just fucking stupid.

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[onenormalorca]

Fuse those two men together and you get the epitome of manliness

[swordofparacelsius]

oh sure, fuse those two together and you get “a paragon of masculinity and justice”, but when I fuse my daughter and my dog suddenly it’s “incredibly illegal” and “spitting in the eyes of God”

[hockey-time-machine]

fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene

[alicediavore]

WHERE´S FRANCIS

[mojav]

*teleports behind you*

[rcktpwr]

*teleports behind you*

[mojav]

*teleports behind me behind you*

[oukaori-deactivated20190727]

[bluerats]

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

[eyetraumaarchive]

oh my fuckin god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn

[michishigeglb]

The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

[goshiie]

Its fucking back.

[kokoro4kakashi]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots.

[bookworm-for-life]

The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit. 

[owlgams]

This makes me so happyyyyy

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

THE ONLY VIDEO YOU’LL NEED TO WATCH THIS CHRISTMAS

[samandriel]

How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad

[crypticcorvid]

See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues.

[samandriel]

It’s honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna fuck up your kid? Because this is how you fuck up your kid.

[aellagirl]

My parents did this to me as a teenager. Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad’s office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months. Screenshots of private conversations with online friends. Or records of my internet browsing history. And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, “do you masturbate?” because they found I had signed up for this site called “okcupid” in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a “sex site.” And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so I never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they’d been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a “WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA.” at any moment. Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open. I’m 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever.

[sourcedumal]

Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally.

[paramourblessings]

This is terrifying and my parents did this to me constantly throughout my childhood. My mom hasn’t done it in the past year or so because I’ve been ‘good’ (I kind of just gave up on everything for awhile because of depression caused by my folks so I could do no wrong) and I still delete the history on the computer just in case. She still goes through my phone sometimes, though.

[hawkyaly]

Phone horror story: my parents went through my phone when I was young and dating this girl, but I didn’t want my parents to know. I was afraid if they would accept me, my mom being religious, and my dad being the most important person to me. So every night, my girlfriend and I would say goodnight and “I love you”. But my parents were suspicious, took my phone, went through it, and then hid it.

They then watched me run around the house in a blind panic trying to find my phone for /hours/. I finally figured out what happened, confronted them, and was sat down for hands down the worst talk I’d ever received. They asked me if I was dating this girl. I said yes. They asked me if I was a lesbian. I said no, I’m bisexual. They then proceeded to tell me that “bisexuality isn’t real, I have to pick, it’s just a phase” ect.

And that’s my coming out story. I didn’t “come out”. I was forced to admit my sexuality under interrogation after they invaded my privacy, and then ridiculed. I have nothing to hide now, but when someone goes through my phone, I freak out. I don’t tell my family when I’m dating someone, even if I’m happy with them.

So yeah. Wanna fuck up your child for life? Wanna cause a major rift in trust between you and your kid? Go through their shit, and wondering why your kid doesn’t tell you when something’s wrong /years/ later.

[asdfasdfwef-deactivated20160404]

Okay I don’t normally add things to posts but I’m going to tonight. I used to be in a relationship with a cis girl; if I may remind everyone, I, also, am a cis female. I live in the bible belt of the United States and one of the most terrible places you can be in: Texas. That means I was raised with and around people who STILL believe that gays/trans/anything apart from ‘the norm’ is going to hell/condemned/disgusting.

I was crushing on this girl of mine for a couple of years, and my parents took my phone one time because I got in trouble. They’d read all of our texts. All of them. Everything. And they forbid me from ever speaking to her again and ended up taking me to “Christian” therapy. This made me unbelievably depressed and when this happened, I got back into self harm. Still, when you’re forced to grow up doing things that make you happy in secret because your parents are super consesrvative, you get sneaky. Eventually this girl and I ended up in a relationship. So I dated this girl for THREE YEARS, long distance, ENTIRELY in secret. I had to clear my text messages every 5 minutes, couldn’t EVER talk to her on the phone (except for when I finally got my car and was allowed to go our by myself, in which, I still had to be careful) and it made us both MISERABLE. If they found out we were talking not only would we not be able to again, but they wanted to place a restraining order on her just so that it would be IMPOSSIBLE for us talk again. All because they were MORTIFIED of me ‘being gay’.

And I’m not exaggerating. They would check the Verizon bills to see what numbers I’ve texted/called, would SNATCH my phone out of my and RANDOMLY and check through my messages/MSN, and I was subject to ‘random regular computer checks’. The girl I was with at this time had to pay $50 to get an area code that wasn’t the one they’d be looking for just so that we could text back and fourth without questions.

It destroyed me. It destroyed my sense of trust for my parents and even now, long after my relationship with this person has been ended and I am allowed and approved to date my current boyfriend, I still clear my texts out of pure fear and am still scared sometimes. I doubt they’d take my phone now that I’m nearly 21, but I have no idea and I can’t be too careful. I still haven’t come out to them as pansexual and probably wont ever.

If you love your children, don’t do this kind of shit to them. They’ll never trust you again.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you violate your child’s privacy in this way you’ll never earn their trust, you’re just creating a better liar.

[pettydabblerinthedorkarts]

This is not something your children will “understand” later; you will not be forgiven, you will not be confided in. You will create trust issues for your children for all of their future relationships. There is nothing about this that is ok. 

[aelin-lovelace]

My father used to threaten on a semi-regular basis to put a keylogger on my computer. I already knew he had gotten Mom’s email password, somehow, but I didn’t know if he guessed or if he’d put a keylogger on her computer, like he also kept saying he wanted to do.

You bet your ass I knew precisely what every. single. fucking. process on my computer of the time did. Anything that I didn’t know got looked up, and if unnecessary or unknown, killed.

I lived in perpetual fear that my father would actually do it, and I wouldn’t notice. I was terrified, and obsessive, about making sure I knew what was on my computer. 

That’s not even going into all the other ways my father would invade my privacy. My father would sneak into my room and stay juuuust far enough back that I didn’t see any shadows flicker – and believe me, I noticed this; I almost broke my sister’s nose once, on accident, because my immediate reaction was panic-jump-punch – and would read my computer screen over my shoulder.

… I ended up changing my Windows theme to red and gold on black, in 10pt Verdana, which I knew for a fact with my father’s eyesight he would never be able to read. But that didn’t stop him from sneaking.

My folks checked over any outbound phone calls; like, I used to get asked what was up when I called my grandma “too often.” I literally couldn’t call anybody without it being something that I could potentially get interrogated over (I am not quite exaggerating by much).

Mind, this was in the late 90s/early 00s. Cell phones were not super common. I was able to call my long-distance fiance, that my parents knew nothing of, via purchasing pay phone cards and using one of the multiple pay phones on campus. That’s not exactly the greatest option, but it’s not one anymore that I can tell.

This has had the long-term result that I have extensive phone phobia, a severe trigger with anybody looking at my computer screen, much less actually using my computer, and I have absolutely no relationship of any real kind with my father, except for holiday cards and such because my poor Mom will hear about it endlessly if I don’t.

TLDR: NOT RESPECTING YOUR CHILD’S PRIVACY LEADS TO MISTRUST, BROKEN RELATIONSHIPS, AND A WHOLE SLEW OF MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.

[karkatsaysfuck]

My parents were vastly different from these scenarios. Mainly that they trusted me to mind my own shit and not dive head first into porn and become some insane sexual deviant that some parents seem to think happens when kids are given free reign of certain aspects of their lives.

Though my internet browsing or texts were ever under scrutiny they did limit other things in my life for my own safety and growth. Namely making sure I knew that when the street lights turned on I got my ass home, if I heard my dad yell it was time for dinner and to get my ass home. I wasn’t allowed to cuss until I was around sixteen or seventeen and they allowed me to test the waters a bit first, letting a few bits slip through unnoticed and now I can laugh with my parents while calling them assholes and telling them to fuck off(playfully, i’d never say that to them in a serious manner)

Letting your kids do their own thing does not mean you are a bad parent or neglectful. I’m the youngest of four, my oldest brother has his own place with a loving girlfriend, my older brother is married with two kids doing well in life, and my older sister married a navy man she had dated for a short time in high school and they had a kid together as well. I’m single and still at home to assist with bills but I have a good job, and working on getting my own car next week, am in management after less than a year at said job, I’ve never done drugs and I don’t even like to drink. My parent’s left us to our own shit and answered our questions when they popped up.

I am damn lucky and I know it, I love my parents.

Moral of the stroy don’t be a controlling asshole, a parents job is to guide their kids not drag them down the ‘best’ path with chains.

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[did-you-know]

Source

[highglossfinish]

[beasies]

[tinypolipo-moved-deactivated201]

[flammango]

I fucking love TFfandom

[robotsandramblings]

just something silly i put together. (ignore the whole “TFs are genderless” thing just for 2 min to fully enjoy this joke)

[livguini]

[ommanyte]

livguini:

I made this to encourage people to go out and vote!

[schandbringer]

He shot two people in the knee on his way to the medbay. 

When you injure yourself while jacking off and getting a bit too experimental, just be confident when telling the doctor! Show no embarrassment! I’m sure it’s gonna go over great!

I don’t post anything here for a month and return with a horrible joke, we’re back to schedule, my friends! 

[krinsyn]

“Oh, c’mon!!!”

Comic script/pencils by @blitzy-blitzwing, inks/color/lettering by me! Thank you for sharing your adorable comic with me, Blitzy!!! ^__^b

[blitzy-blitzwing]

SKAJHFJSKFHSKDHJFAS!!!! THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!!! 8D