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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

mwagneto

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

heroineimages

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

chaotic-neutral-knitter

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

sandersstudies

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

sandersstudies

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

doctorbluesmanreturns

PEER REVIEWED

wholesome-animal-images

silly-signs

Official silly sign

mediocrefantasy

is this @trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter?

silly-signs

Oh yeah that gimmick blog did make it!

scleroticstatue

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

the-beard-of-edward-teach

eptck

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

pansyfemme

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

pansyfemme

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

derinthescarletpescatarian

When I first learned about Mr Beast it was in the context of a random guy who ran a line of ghost kitchens.

#still don't know who they are #a furry?

clownowo

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

my-dailydreams

#ice coffee yay #sluuuuuuuurp

redstonedust

people often call ships with girl and nonbinary characters yuri when the nonbinary character has displayed no preference for feminine terms. but theres an equal argument to be made that the characters have different genders and are thus hetslop. and thats beautiful to me.