Mx. June

Marxist | She/They | Lesbian

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[prthedisaster]

[daydreamodyssey]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[burtoo]

Outskirts - Brendon Burton

[theweirdwideweb]

[were--ralph]

Sometimes twitter be hitting

[calamity-unlocked]

This is even funnier with context attached

[squadron-of-damned]

[catchymemes]

[ilynpilled]

lannister sibs

[ilynpilled]

[animentality]

[swarnpert]

[sygol]

the girlblogger code

be kind to eachother

kill anything if necessary

FYI: girlblogging transcends gender, even men can be recognized as girlbloggers if they follow these simple platitudes

[sygol]

NUMBER 3: SEEK WHIMSY AT EVERY TURN

[memewhore]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

[fenderjess]

that pilot was probably laughing so hard after he pulled the trigger and turned back to whatever convoy i'm shocked he was able to keep the plane in the sky.

[hottdoggblogg]

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[ladiablesse]

genuinely sucks how such a sick idea not only was shut down but got completely wiped. megacorps stop completely destroying digital archives once they are no longer profitable to you challenge

[ladiablesse]

one of the most upsetting things that we’ve lost through the development of social media was the idea of “kids only” spaces on the internet. like all those flash games and virtual worlds with moderated chats and all that are for the most part lost. an entire database of children’s artwork that provided them free brushes and digital artmaking tools completely gone ://// booooooo

[ladiablesse]

if you’ve lil ones in ur life that like art: a lot of museums during quarantine created pages on their websites dedicated to kids’ artmaking tutorials. the tate modern museum is honestly a phenomenal example of this and they actually have their own mini collection of artwork based off of their tutorials that kids submit and have uploaded to their website