[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

[mushroom32x]

Maid Day is over but I didn’t want to leave Caleb out of all the fun. As you can see, he clearly had the time of his life.

[suppermariobroth]

The Super Mario 64 title screen after changing the game’s code to unload Mario’s mustache. (Source)

[catwithbenefits]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[dennisreynoldslocalwhore]

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

[seasonedbroccoli]

Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!

1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours

🥕 carrotjesus Follow

OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time

🤡 jizzardtower Follow

shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable

✴ cadylady2002 Follow

Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!

👁 shreksbellybutton Follow

🦷 pigeonsarecool Follow

CHICKEM WIMGS

🍵 souperdouper Follow

shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

i feel like a man lost in the desert having oasis hallucinations

[ketunperse]

you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

[ketunperse]

red nose just because :)

[somnambulists-symposium]

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[dunyun-rings]

I saw some great pigeons the other day

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

these are normal pigeons

[pawpile]

yes but they’re great

[stony-lisa-deactivated20240728]

Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

[trashofreylo]

ARROW CAPACITY KILLED ME

[maskydoo-old]

[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[shogas]

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

[cloudstrifefan7]

they are

[nuclearhearts]

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

[nuclearhearts]

HELLO?

[nuclearhearts]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toralei]

trilogy

[reyskyballer]

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

[nekropoli]

[gamebunny-advance]

I found it. I found the song that wallopoid go the most apeshit over.

[ohh-lover]

This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later