Kasey's Army

If you haven't already guessed, my name is Kasey and I'm 23 years old. I love reading, horseback riding, and hanging out with my friends. I have a slight obsession with Harry Potter and love all things sparkly.

[kaseysarmy]

Heart beating faster My thoughts are out of control Will it ever stop?

[introverts-hideaway]

[depressionarmy]

it’s too easy to feel alone sometimes

[d-y-s-t-i-c]

[introverts-hideaway]

[kaseysarmy]

Take me back 😍❤️🌴

[kaseysarmy]

2:30 AM Thoughts

• I’m hungry • I’m tired • Why are goldfish called goldfish. They’re not really gold they’re orange so shouldn’t they be called orangefish? • I want a taco • cats • Since when did top hats go out of style? • What color should I paint my nails? • Why is all the Halloween stuff out already?!? Like really? It's only August! • Home much longer until Christmas? • Why is it that when you’re extremely tired you just can’t fall asleep?

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[senatorgana]

[didyouknowmagic]

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

[becks-tea-blog]

This video gave me life

[theweirdwideweb]

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

[alexistudies]

And people wonder why i love them

[thatsthat24]

I am going to miss them… So much…

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[thatsthat24]

You guys remember those awesome movie trailers for Lilo & Stitch? Where Stitch ruined several Disney movies? 

I want a whole movie of Stitch just ruining Disney movies. Sign me up.

[weloveshortvideos]

[kaseysarmy]

I want to try this!

[did-you-know]

Police in Parma, Ohio, discovered a dove that built a nest on the windshield of one of their cruisers. Instead of shooing away the bird, who was caring for 2 eggs, they installed an umbrella, taped off the entire parking spot, and even dug up worms for her. Source

[angelica-so]

my girlfriend and i just got gal pal’d by animal crossing