As far as the internet goes...

I'm Alex and this is pretty much anything from anywhere I happen to find it. I like to think I’m funny, maybe you will too. 23.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[dailyjoekeery]

via stinkyjavi insta stories

[cinemapix]

HAILEE STEINFELD behind the scenes of HAWKEYE

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[acidgirl]

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[immaspidermenace]

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

[3000s]

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

[3000s]

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

[3000s]

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

[jesncin]

Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion

[dogpuppy]

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[barstoolblues]

scroll for me my angel of blogging

[everydaylouie]

do not. address it

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[kamillahn]

The Boys - 'Blood and Bone' - S05E08

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula