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Katrin, Germany. Interested in nearly everything and almost nothing. Constantly hunting for new obsessions. ~hopebird~

[ithelpstodream]

[tnerdbean]

[clutches my pearls] Trans people in 1921?!??! But I thought trans people were trend of today’s youth!

[marzipanandminutiae]

may I also add this picture of Miss Fanny Park (right) and Miss Stella Boulton (left), actresses, in 1869?

[tamamita]

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

[lenasai]

“the vaccine makes you have a reaction to it!”

[official-nordrheinwestfalen]

Es ist Usher-Mittwoch

yeah man

[retrogamingblog2]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[animestan69]

s bahn: fährt kurve

ich, mit einem bein auf auf festem s bahn grund stehend, mit dem anderen auf der drehscheibe:

[mxmaebie]

Idk what this says, but I like the gif.

[animestan69]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[unclefather]

[helloitsbees]

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[fandomthesickness]

God damn my soul 😂

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[milsae]

Self-care

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

[ginger-ale-official]

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

[archosaur-automaton]

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

[beabaseball]

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

[marlynnofmany]

Okay, that is impressive.

[trebornosnibor]

Geology inspires poetry

[zentropista]

[straightboyfriend]

this tweet is honestly art like its so perfect & it was 100% serious i hope i never forget abt this

[simoncowellilluminati-deactivat]

here comes big gay

[communistbussy]

like for Big Gay, reblog for homosexual supremacy

[itsyveinthesky]

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[imsopopfly]

What did he say?

[deactivated-tahor]

“Trans Rights”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]