Just the left one.

[poop4u]

wholesome doggo

[scurvgirl]

The Dangers of Petting Things In Space

“Alright, crew, before we head to Planet 67-BR, we are stopping at waystation Zeta to pick up humans looking for transport.”

“Oh shit, really? ‘Kay, guys, break out the ‘What Can Be Petted, and What Should NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES Be Petted’ guides.”

“Is that really necessary? Humans can’t be that bad.”

“No, Engineer Kreekul, the Lieutenant is right. Humans evolved to pet things to somehow make them less dangerous on their planet.”

“Wait, you’re kidding.”

“No. Craziest thing is that it not only worked, but it worked multiple times. The overwhelming success of the creation of animals like dogs, cats, domestic cattle, sheep, and so forth have reinforced the humans to try and pet literally anything. I saw a human try to pet a Zschuek once.”

“..Don’t those -”

“Have fifty rows of teeth and are bigger than a small cruiser? Yes. It did not deter the human. What’s worse? The Zschuek emitted a low frequency growl and the human went ‘Aw, it’s purring!’“

“What a way to go.”

“The human didn’t die. In fact, he’s now a top researcher into the Zschuek.”

“What the actual-

“Anyways, remember to tell the humans not to touch the Pomreq.”

“But those aren’t dangerous.”

“Their skin is toxic to humans, it’s literally the only thing that will deter them, and even then it’s iffy.”

[question-why-not]

Genuinely surprised Human Domestication Guide didn’t catch on in tumblr

It’s, like…. The most Tumblr™️ thing imaginable

[writing-prompt-s]

A human crash lands on an alien world and has to fight off the individuals hunting them. The “hunters” are actually an underfunded wildlife rescue team who are very worried about this human’s safety.

[torireactstohdgstories]

Huh. Weird. I wonder what that reminds me of.

[rabidlitmajor]

Over at my parents for a lord of the rings themed night. My step-dad made food out of thr d&d cookbook and themed drinks, there's costumes. Gotta do the tattoo up nice

[notllorstel]

what if

[monstersinthecosmos]

This is a really good thread.

[tericalmuse]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[penismage]

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

[sadclowncentral]

there are multiple international organizations rallying against this kind of light pollution. if you want to prevent this from happening, you can directly support them by joining iniatives such as the international dark sky association advocacy program, or the international astronautical union and their dark skies for all initiative.

this topic has also recently been introduced to the united nations committee on space affairs, so you can also reach out to your appropriate ministry to prioritize the introduction of laws against this. save the night!

[i-am-dulaman]

I’m sorry I’m not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you’re not home 😭😭

[whitmerule]

there are some disadvantages to being a marine biologist. like, having to go to work and miss the marine biology. 😔

[triforce-princess]

[omghotmemes]

At a conveyer belt sushi restaurant.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The appropriate response.

[lovecoralei]

Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate.

[lovecoralei]

Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility and shown how to keep their house clean. I’m just saying maybe children get tired and frustrated too. Like. Your teenager doesn’t have an “attitude”. She’s just had 7 hours of school and then came home to do 5 more hours. Then, her parents implied she was lazy because she hadn’t gotten around to doing the laundry. I’d snap at you too.

[ice-cream-nekogirl]

PREACH.

[cripplerage-deactivated20260121]

Why do I feel like homework is indoctrinating children into being expected to complete unpaid overtime regularly when they start work, it really shouldn’t be so normalized

[winter-rabbit-2]

Several studies over many years reiterate the point that homework is not a try helping children retain information. It’s actually, actively, harmful for both their education and mental health.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Just read through the official avatar the last airbender cookbook and canonically every type of fire nation food including the desserts has to be spicy. It must be an absolute nightmare to have ibs in that world.

[what-even-is-thiss]

In the fire nation you don’t go on a low fodmap diet you just die

[what-even-is-thiss]

Potion of explode your intestines right here. I wish this didn’t sound so good.

[commradequestions]

No wonder some wanted to live in the earth nation colonies

[nikkitana]

Image transcript:

Ember Island Cherry Ice Cream

Prep Time: 2 minutes (active), 2 hours (inactive)

Cook Time: 30-35 minutes

Yield: Serves 6

Zuko knows this is my favorite flavor of the offerings at the Ember Island ice-cream shop, all the other ones are terribly boring. The fact that Azula hates it after her little cherry-pit incident makes it all the better, honestly. If Ember Island wasn't so annoying to get to, I'd come here all the time just for a cone. It's a real mystery to me why they don't sell it in the Capital, too. Maybe I should bring that up with my father, not that he's ever of any use.

--Mai

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1 1/3 cups cherry puree (430 grams)

2 bird's eye chilies, stemmed, minced (6 grams)

1/2 cup white sugar (110 grams)

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1 1/3 cups heavy cream (300 grams)

1 teaspoon gochugaru (Korean red chili flake)

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Combine cherry puree, bird's eye chilies, sugar, salt, heavy cream, and gochugaru in a small pot, and bring to a very light simmer to ensure salt and sugar have melted.

Transfer to food-safe container and place in refrigerator until completely chilled, at least 2 hours.

Process ice cream base in an ice cream maker based on manufacturer's recommendations. (On Ember Island, the machines are filled with big rock salt and churned by hand!) If you don't have an ice cream maker, there are several alternative ways to churn the base by hand, such as using a hand mixer or food processor, but an ice cream maker will yield the best results.

[daftpatience]

he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;

[daftpatience]

before anyone’s like “gimme da baby” I will happily share the baby

[catchymemes]

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[catchymemes]